THE DISCLAIMER IS POINTLESS WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Guren and Gen were walking down the street , the former was grinning and humming happy song from the movie, and the latter looked more sad and emo than ever. They were holding hands and they were both covered in blood and duck butter and people stared at them. They arrived at Guren's house. His cat was having gay sex with another cat because cats can totally be gay look it up.
When they were done watching cats buttfuck each other they went inside house and up to Guren's room. The walls were all covered in pictures of Gen, most of which appeared to have been taken without his knowledge. Some of them were of him in shower or changing clothes. There were also pictures of his mom and of Beni that had stuff like "Whore" and "stay away from my man bitch" scribbled on them and darts thrown at them. Alos there was a dead fat guy in the corner.
'Holy crapballs this room is terryfing' Sasuke thought while peeing himself a little.
"Yay now we can have sex in MY bedroom!" Guren said with the excitement.
"I don't know...this room's kinda...not a huge turn-on."
"Really? What don't you like about it?"
"You know...the pictures and the, uh darts, and the...fat guy... Yeah, let's not have sex in here."
Then Guren started tearing up his bedroom with an hatchet so SAsuke would love him. Gen was even more freaked out and started to leave but then Guren's daddy came home from work. He gasped when he saw the emo boy.
"Gen?!"
"...Daddy?! What are you doing here?!"
"Oh yeah, you guys haven't seen each other in forever. You and Guren are actually evil twins but we got divorced when you were little kids because your mom was my beard but then I come out of the closet so we got divorced and youse never saw each other also mom was a transvestite. Also I've been lying about my job, Guren. I'm actually a gay porn star. You're old enough to know now."
Guren and Gen both gasped at the shocking twist. They were actually brothers all along! Incestuous brothers! And their dad was in gay porn! But now the family was all reunited except for mom because Guren stabbed her 17 times with a steak knife.
Then Gen ran up to his daddy and they hugged! Then Guren came up to them and it was a group hug! But then he stabbed dad in the stomach with the hatchet.
"MY son...you've killed me! Why did you kill me?!"
"I'm the only person Gen needs! We had sex earlier!"
"No! We're WHITE TRASH! Except that we're Japanese! But our last name sounds Englisha nd we're speaking English, and your hair is an unnatural shade of red! I DON"T KNOW WHAT RACE WE ARE SON!"
Then Guren buried the hhatchet in his head so he would die faster and Gen freaked out.
"What have you done?! You killed our daddy! Now who will play catch with me and, like, sit in an armchair and smoke a pipe and give me advice?!" and he started sobbing again. Then Guren pulled out his euphemism and held Gen down and took his clothes off and raped him using their dad's blood as lube.
Outside, evil robots filled the sky. Vilius, having easily conquered all of Quarton with three of the Tenkai Knights as his butt slaves, was now taking over the Earth. Nobody could stand up to his great wang except maybe Guren, but he was too crazy now and all he cared about was getting freaky with Gen and stabing people. Before long, Earth, too, was under Vilius's evil control, and he raped everyone and ate cobra hearts.
The end…?
A/N Someone on internet had theory that Gen is Guren's long lost evil twin so I threw that in because it made it even more fun. I'm at school right now and supposed to be typing something about the canterbury tales or something but I did this instead! The guys next to me are playing STARWHAL!
Thanks for reading! Toodles!