Hey y'all, I just wanted to say that for those of you who want to know the rest of Fozzie's joke from the last chapter, I'll tell you tomorrow. It's a cereal! Anyway, on with the show- I mean fanfiction. This chapter is the letter that Kermit wrote back to his brother, so as it said in the last chapter, it will be brief.
Dear Brother,
It was so great to hear from you! I never would have guessed in a million years that I had a twin brother! I couldn't quite believe it at first, but soon, as you said, I had a flashback to my past and I remembered it all. You were the naughty one who kicked our sister Millie into the pond, weren't you? I remember that much. So I was wondering, brother, if you would like to come to our theatre some time. Not as an act, just as a guest, a friend. Family.
You were right, brother. I did leave home for something big, and something big is what I got. After I left home and joined the Muppets, we've become so close; they're like family to me now. I don't like being reminded of my past, this is my new life. But that said, I'd love for you to come over sometime, how about tomorrow? After all, why wait? I'll be waiting for you outside the theatre at 3:00pm. Please be there, the other Muppets are dying to meet you!
All my love
Kermit
P.S. It didn't occur to me earlier, but I can't for the life of me remember your name. And you didn't mention it in your letter. Could you let me know what it is? It's bugging me now.
