A/N- Thanks to hello this is me speaking for guessing correctly! *gives half a cookie* Here's another chapter!

After tumbling down the stone stairs that led up to North Korea's house, Umbridge, with much difficulty, sat herself up. Thankfully, her pudginess has broken most of the fall. She stumbled off in a random direction, clutching her wand.

The oriental decoration still stretched on as far as Umbridge could see. However, it had become slightly different, but she couldn't pinpoint what. She kept walking, hoping that there would be a house where she could get some food and water. I hope it'a not another delusional person naming himself after a country, Umbridge thought.

And she still had not gotten her tea.

A European-styled house appeared over the horizon. Umbridge sped up to a jog, tired out after 15 seconds, and walked again.

Then she heard a crash.

"Take that, stupid England-aru!" someone shouted. Umbridge forced herself to walk faster. How dare someone insult her country! She walked closer and saw the house being demolished- by a girl with a ponytail holding a frying pan. She was hitting the walls repeatedly with the pan. When that didn't work, she yelled "Aiyah, it's going to get dented!" With that, she did a perfect roundhouse kick that sent a hole in the wall. "There!"

Umbridge walked up to the girl and said, "Why are you destroying this house? Certainly a lady like you should not be doing that."

"Aiyah! I'm a man, aru!" the man yelled, clearly exasperated.

"Oh my, I'm sorry!" Umbridge sneered. "What are you doing with that frying pan?"

"It's a wok! You need to study your cooking utensils more!"

Umbridge scratched her head. "What is your name?" she asked. Hopefully he wasn't another crazy "country".

"I'm China-aru!" Theory proved wrong. "You look tired! Do you want something to eat?" Umbridge was, in fact, very tired, and she accepted the invitation. "I'll take you to my house!" the man said. Umbridge was now more confused. The throbbing in her head had intensified slightly. "But I thought you were destroying your house!"

"That's not my house anymore, aru. That was the one England made me build. Stupid England! I hope he dies of opium overdose like I almost did." He led Umbridge to amother house, this one distinctly more Oriental.

As they were walking, Umbridge attempted to make conversation. "Why were you breaking that English house? Surely it is an insult." Inside, she was fuming. This man with long hair had the audacity to insult her country!

"That's cause England got me addicted to stupid opium-aru. He brought it over to my citizens and they got addicted! I'm not addicted anymore-aru. Haven't you heard of the Opium Wars?"

Umbridge, being a pure blood witch, had never bothered to investigate in Muggle affairs, and had absolutely no clue what opium was. She didn't answer.

They reached China's house. Umbridge walked inside. The room smelled of paint. Buckets of red, white and yellow paint stood beside the door. She was given a cup of water and gulped it greedily, being very thirsty.

"Aiyah!" China exclaimed. "Don't drink it so fast! You'll get hiccups, and then I'll have to give you even more water!" He calmed down and let Umbridge sit on the couch. "You can rest there-aru." He then went to another room. When he came back, he was holding a panda plushie. "You can play with Shinatty-chan while you're resting." He exited the room.

Umbridge looked at the panda in her hands. It was black and white. She remembered the buckets of paint by the door. She got an idea.

And when Umbridge gets ideas, she follows through.

When China returned to the room to check on Umbridge, he found her in the corner with his paint, painting... Was that Shinatty-chan?! Umbridge, noticing he had come in, quickly put her hands behind her back and smiled.

China was not amused. To put it mildly.

"What did you do with Shinatty-chan?" he asked menacingly. Umbridge stared innocently. China whipped a wok out from behind his back and brandished it in front of him.

"Show me your hands or you will face the fury of my wok, aru." Umbridge then realized she was still carrying her wand. She whipped it in front of her with her right hand, the other hand still grasping the stuffed panda behind her back. "I can cast spells, you know."

"What is a stick going to do to me?" China laughed. Umbridge had had enough. "Stupefy!" she shouted.

China, using inhumanly possible reflexes, ducked right when the spell was inches from his face. He then advanced on Umbridge, who was panicking. Now I have to wipe this Muggle's memory, or he'll tell the whole world about the magical community! "Oblivate!" she shouted, when China was right in front of her. A bolt of light arced straight for the man's chest.

The spell bounced off.

China bashed the wok on top on Umbridge's head.

She immediately dropped the panda, which he grabbed. He continued bashing her head while staring at the horrific color Shinatty-chan now was.

After Umbridge was unconscious, China stopped the wok. He grabbed her hair, dragged her to the front door, and threw her into the street (along with her wand).

He returned inside and went to the bathroom to scrub the pink paint off Shinatty-chan.

A/N- Ha! First chapter where Umbridge actually gets hurt! Remember- Don't mess with China unless you want a wok in your face. First person to guess the next character gets a free virtual cupcake at the start of the next chapter! Please review!