Get a life 15
Sasuke sighed as he shoved his blankets into the washer. He was exhausted. After a day spent with someone like Naruto, having wet dreams about Naruto, and chasing Itachi through the house cause of Naruto he was tired as hell. Sasuke frowned, and it was all NARUTO'S fault. Damn dope, he was normal before he showed up! …Damn it!
He then heard a gasp.
"No, don't tell me…"
Sasuke just closed his eyes and took in a deep breath.
"Shut up Itachi."
Itachi's smirk grew evil and devious.
"I can't wait to tell everyone!"
"You well do no such thing!"
"Watch me!" he then dashed off with his cell phone "Weeeeee~!"
Sasuke whined. He just got done chasing the prick and had no energy to do so now. God was he seriously gonna tell his parents he had his period? Or worse…that one preppy guy Itachi was chasing after?
"No kid?!"
Naruto then walked into the building.
"I'm here!"
The other man poked his head out and placed his index finger to his lips. Naruto smiled sheepishly as he noticed the other was on the phone.
"Ah huh, ah huh. Well good for him! Who's the lucky fellow?"
The man's expression changed immediately, eyes wide and jaw hung open and looked Naruto dead in the eye. "No f-ing way…Yeah I know him! He's right here!"
Naruto was worried. Who was talking to Deidara about him?
"You didn't know? I help make cosplay with him all the time! …No I will not dress up for you! …No you do not get discounts…cause bitch I need money."
Naruto rolled his eyes and took off his shoes as he continued to listen to Deidara's conversation. Deidara blushed.
"N-no, I won't sink THAT low for money. I'm not desperate or broke, I'm just not a playboy millionaire like you."
Naruto chuckled.
"Well I gotta go, Naru-Chu and I have costumes to make…ah huh…yeah I got it. Bey."
Deidara then hung up.
"Who was that?"
"Itachi."
"You two know each other?"
Naruto was a little shocked. Small world.
"Yeah he was just telling me how-! Hooooww…" Deidara's voice then died off a little as he then began to pounder. He probably shouldn't tell Naruto Sasuke finally had his 'manly period' possibly because of having a wet dream about him. "Uh has a friend?"
Naruto rolled his eyes.
"Well duh, he has lots of friends."
"Real friends Naruto. Those kids he hangs out with aren't really his friends. Just people he hangs out with during school. Heck I don't think any of them have been to his house."
Naruto then recalled something like that being mentioned while he was there. So was he…really Sasuke's only TRUE friend? Naruto smiled warmly. Somehow just knowing that made him feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Deidara did an inner squeal, he way Naruto looked right now CLEARLY showed he liked Sasuke. Whither or not he actually knew that was irrelevant. The boy was bound to find out someday…after their first kiss, few dates…marriage… Deidara then squealed out loud. He had a thing with pairing people up…a VERY UNHEALTHY obsession.
"…Deidara? You're starting to creep me out."
"Huh?" He blinked a few times, shook his head like a wet dog, then clapped his hands. "Right, focus. We have a job to do!"
They then walked into Deidara's living room and began working on costumes.
"…" Deidara was having a very hard time focusing. All he could think about was putting Naruto and Sasuke in costumes of his favorite pairings. It had gotten to the point he couldn't contain it anymore. "LET'S DRAG THEM TO KAMEHA CON!"
Naruto nearly had a heart attack from the sudden out burst.
"Jesus…why?"
"WHY!? Cause I wanna dress you and- I mean, it'll be fun!"
Naruto crossed his arms and looked at Deidara dully.
"You're not fooling anyone, you just wanna dress me and Sasuke up in cute costumes."
Deidara sulked his head and poked his two index fingers together.
"Miguel and Tulio…"
"That's not even an anime!"
"True, but you guys would look so cute!"
Naruto sighed and continued with the costume.
"It be silly to invite them since the con its self invited us to come over for a cosplay panel. We'd hardly get to see them."
"I don't care, I don't care!" Deidara wailed and he swinged his arms in the air. Naruto rolled his eyes.
"You're doing it again."
"You know DAMN well I'm still a child at heart so I can behave as childish as I want!"
He then crossed his arms and stuck his tong out at him before pouting in his seat.
"If you have time to pout you have time to work."
"Bitch I'm working I'm working!"
Deidara complained as he picked up the fabric and began sewing.
"Still think we should invite them…"
Naruto was silent. With Sasuke being all, 'in the closet' would he even consider going with him if he asked? No, probably not…