Get a Life 17
Itachi could barely contain himself.
"You told that damn wanna be boyfriend of yours, didn't you?"
"While Naruto was in the room!"
Sasuke flushed as Itachi was howling with laughter.
"He-he HEARD you talk about it?!"
"From Deidara's side of the conversation. Turns out they work together."
Sasuke twitched. Oh dear god there was two of them!
"PLEASE tell me he DOESN'T know-!"
"I don't think he does…yet." Itachi smirked as he pulled out his phone. "He's only a phone call away now…"
"ITACHI GIVE ME THE PHONE!"
Sasuke then lunged at Itachi but missed since Itachi managed to dodge just in time.
"Sorry Sasuke, but I don't wanna end up paying for a new one."
"Then stop making me wanna break them!"
Itachi's phone ringed. He smirked then answered as he stretched his arm and kept Sasuke away from him.
"Hellooo?"
Itachi frowned. That wasn't who he wanted it to be. Sasuke then stopped. There was only one time Itachi frowned the minute he got a phone call… Sasuke stopped and took a step back. This was about to get ugly. Itachi gritted his teeth.
"Fuck no."
Sasuke did a side-glance, just anywhere but not at Itachi. He then decided to go to the kitchen to get something that would distract him.
"I don't know how the FUCK you got this number but don't you DARE call it again."
Itachi twitched before slamming the off button. He glared at the phone for a sec, ran his fingers through his bangs, sighed, then turned to face Sasuke with a huge ass smile on his face.
"Say, do you wanna go to the mall with me today? I need to buy a new phone."
Sasuke sighed.
"You know he's just gonna get that number too…"
Itachi just kept smiling ignoring the comment.
"You coming?"
Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"Fine." He then got out of the kitchen handing Itachi a glass of cranberry pomegranate juice then grabbing his coat from the couch. Itachi looked at the glass and smiled. No matter how many times he got under Sasuke's skin he was still able to be there for him when he needed it. He then guzzled the drink down and licked his lips in satisfaction, god he loved this stuff.
"Hey! I'm about to ditch your sorry ass!"
"Right right, hang on!"
Itachi then grabbed his keys and met up with Sasuke at the door then left.
"…"
"What's up?"
"Oh dear god there's two."
Shino then turned to look at what it was Kiba was talking about. No shit, there really was two.
"Huh, I didn't know he had a brother."
"The world was safer when it didn't."
Kiba sighed. Great, Sasuke just HAD to be here at the mall. TODAY. Shino knew Kiba was undergoing weird emotions right now. He didn't 'hate' Sasuke but…he must of just felt damn uncomfortable knowing he's after his brother like friend…
"You wanna leave?"
Kiba shook his head like a wet dog.
"Hell no! There's a new game out today! Sides, I was here first!"
Kiba huffed as he crossed his arms. He then looked dully at Sasuke.
"Sides, it's not like I can just keep avoiding him. Sooner or later I have to get over it. Otherwise, I might just end up hurting Naruto's feelings…"
Shino nodded his head understandingly then looked at the two siblings.
"He looks pissed."
"The big guy? Yeah I noticed that too. He looks cool and all with that fake smile…but you know he'll snap at any given moment. Look at him the poor guys practically twitching."
"What do you suppose happened?"
"Bets me."
"…wanna stick around and see if he kills one of the employees?"
Kiba bit his bottom lip containing a gitty smile.
"Yeeeess…"
Shino chuckled, such a weird little kid Kiba was.
"No sir, I only want this phone and the same service as my last one."
"But if you go with this you'll save $25 a mouth!"
Do I care? Itachi clinched his fist. He hated these people. What? Was he not clear? Did he REALLY need to spell it out to these people?
"Yes well, I don't want service that's crap. Now can I please have what I asked for?"
Well, there was ONE benefit of going to the store with Itachi. It was nice seeing his brother at the receiving end. Sasuke smirked and leaned back. Itachi was doing good so far holding his end, but how long was it gonna last? Sasuke looked at his watch. Hm, lets see last time he lasted until-
"I just want just want the damn phone! Is that TOO much to ask!?"
Welp so much for a new record…
Sasuke could then hear laughter and turned to notice Kiba, which was actually kinda shocking. What was he doing here? Kiba noticed Sasuke seeing him and swallowed before putting on a big smile and walking over to him. He was gonna take this like a man, sides it wasn't like Sasuke was a bad person or anything like that…
"Yo! Popular boy! Whatz up?"
He then bro fist Sasuke's shoulder in a friendly like manner. Shino had to give Kiba credit, he was taking this rather well.
"Just watching my brother getting tortured by costumer service."
"Heh heh, niiice." He then glanced over towards Itachi "What's his biff anyways?"
Sasuke sighed.
"Long story short there's this guy who keeps calling him and won't leave him alone."
"A stalker?"
"Something like that."
"Jesus!" Itachi then turned to see Sasuke talking with yet another person. He raised a brow. Three days ago Sasuke had no friends, now here he was with a crush and talking to yet another kid without having to say 'hn' for every answer. Itachi sniffled. His little Sasuke was growing up!
"Now who's this?"
"His names Kiba, one of Naruto's friends."
Kiba took out his hand and shook it with Itachi.
"New phone huh? Tight, I hear that's a really good model."
"It's not bad really, but they need more service options that isn't total shit." He then smiled. "So what you two here for?"
"An expiation pack for an online game." He then turned to face a whole shelving unit of games. "Not too long ago Naruto got me hooked onto it. I'm still kinda new but he's made another character so that we can both be beginners. Come to think of it, I think he's getting a whole bunch of people at school into it."
Sasuke was blown away and speechless.
"He…he plays online gaming?"
"Oh yeah, for a few years now. Get this, ever since he kicked Karin's ass at that dodge ball game he's made three more friends who wanna join in too."
Sasuke frowned.
"Oh really?"
"Yeah, uh what were their names again? Gaara, Neji, and…that one creepy kid, what's his name?"
"Sai?"
"Yeah that's it! Sai!"
Sasuke twitched. Ah no, hell to the mother fucking no.
"I'll kill him."
"Huh? Who?"
"Sai, that mother fuckers gonna die." Sasuke then chuckled devilishly. Like HELL he'd let a perv like SAI be near Naruto!
Kiba leaned back and whispered towards Shino.
"I think I broke him."
Shino began to pounder.
"Sasuke, would you like to join our little guild?"
Sasuke stopped and looked at Shino (and so did a dumbstruck Kiba with a gapping jaw). What should he say? Yes? No?
"HE WOULD LOVE TO JOIN!"
Itachi cheered as he scribbled a number on some scratch paper.
"Here's our number! That way it make it easier to set everything up!"
Sasuke just stood there as all this was taking place. What just happened?
"Great, see you later Sasuke."
And with that walked off dragging a paralyzed Kiba with him. As soon as there where a good ways away Kiba finally snapped.
"WHAT THE HELL SHINO!?"
"Didn't you find Sauske's reaction odd?"
"Yours was even worse!"
"Kiba, stop and think about it."
Kiba did, all he did was mention Sai's name and- Kiba stopped.
"Do you think there's something up with him and Sai?"
"There is that possibility."
"Shit, and you think-?"
"Sai is taking advantage by trying to become friends with Naruto? Yes yes I do."