Sasuke walked alone, which was odd considering how popular he was, but he did manage to escape. No Karin, no fangirls-

"Squeal!"

"OMG!"

Spoke to soon! He then looked around but noticed that there weren't any girls coming after him. He raised a brow as he noticed the crowed of girls and went over to see what the commotion was all about. Then froze.

"You sick perv!"

"Oh come now, all I asked for was-"
"Something totally inappropriate!"

Sasuke was having mixed feelings at what he saw before him. Kiba gave Sai a black eye. Normally that would be awesome, but knowing Sai was trying to get close with Naruto… okay he took it back, this was f-ing awesome. Sai actually got what he deserved and it wasn't from him.

"Squee! I can't believe it!"
"I know right?!"
"Two boys fighting over Naruto!"

"Hooot!"

Though the responses were FAR from awesome.

"Oh is that so? You're after Naruto too?"
Kiba looked at Sai dully.

"Even if I say no you're just gonna assume I am aren't yeah?"
"Pretty much."
"Then why did you even ask? Do you just like listening to yourself talk or-"

"KIBA!" Everyone then turned to see Naruto and two other boys run up to him. Naruto looked angry. "I thought you stopped fighting!"

Kiba winced. He didn't want Naruto to see this… he then let go of Sai and stepped back.

"I…I can explain…"
"Jesus Kiba! No matter what the reason is fighting is wrong!" He then crossed his arms "Unless you're defending yourself. Were you defending for yourself?"
Kiba's heart slumped and he just lowered his head. Naruto sighed annoyed and walked over to Sai.

"I'm going to take him to the nurses office and I won't hang out with you until you apologize to him."

Kiba snapped his head up giving a 'what the fuck' face. SERIOUSLY!? But Naruto ignored him and helped Sai to the nurse's place. Kiba just stood there, twitching.

"I'm sorry man."

Kiba then felt a hand on his shoulder and looked over to see Sasuke. Which was odd…

"Thanks?"

The girls looked at them confusingly and began to whisper. Why was Sasuke talking to Kiba as if he knew him? Waaaaiiiit- the girls began to squeal.

"OMG you don't think-?"
"It's possible-"

"A secret relationship?"
Both boys jolted which gave the girls the wrong idea.

"Forbidden love!"

"Oh dear god…" Kiba mumbled. Sasuke was too disturbed to even respond. All he did was support Kiba and now people were SHIPPING them? What the fuck?! This wasn't an anime! The bell ringed and they went to class.

Well, tried. As Sasuke was walking through the hall until someone punched the wall just meters away from his face and stopped him in dead in his tracks. He glanced over to the side to see one pissed off Shino.

"You after my man?"
Sasuke gulped as he felt a shiver run up his spine. Shino looked like he was about to kill him.

"It's just girls and their crazy talk, I promise."

Shino paused then slowly removed his arm.

"How'd they even come up with that?"

Sasuke sighed.

"Sai said something out of line, probably about Naruto, and gave him a black eye. Naruto saw what he did and got mad at him. I merely went up to Kiba and said sorry and now the girls think we're the latest item."

Shino rolled his eyes.

"Sounds like something they'd do."

Sasuke sighed in relief that Shino believed him. But if Shino already heard a rumor like that…Sasuke's eyes grew wide. Ah shit…

"Everyone thinks I'm gay now, don't they?"
Shino looked away. He wasn't gonna answer that. Sasuke squeezed his eyes shut and inhaled slowly. It was official, today was gonna suck.

Gaara twitched. This 'Sai' guy looked like he was enjoying himself a little TOO much…

"Thank you Naru."

"Yeah well us geeks gotta stick together."

Not THAT close, again Gaara twitched as he watched Sai scooting over towards Naruto. God he wanted nothing more than to give him another black eye to complete the set, but after seeing Naruto's reaction from Kiba he knew better. …ish. Maybe when Naruto wasn't looking… Neji then came back in with an ice pack.

"You okay?" Neji asked as he leaned in and placed it at his eye.

Sai smiled warmly.

"Why of course I am, I'm being treated by such a beautiful lady such as yourself~"

Neji smiled at first. 3…2…1 BANG!

"I'M A FUCKING GUY!"

And there went Sai's other eye. Gaara bit his lip as he tried so hard not to burst out into laughter. Best moment EVER. Surprisingly Naruto didn't go all in his face about it. He just sighed and shook his head.

"Sai…you moron…"