Chapter 4: Vodka Days with Russia
Vietnam decided that she would go wherever she would feel like going, and right now she felt like she wanted to see… Russia.
Since it was a warm summer night in Moscow, Viet decided to spend her time outdoors as much as she can.
She opened her brochure and sat on a bench beside a tall man in a scarf.
Why is he wearing a scarf in the summertime? She thought to herself.
The man was holding a bottle of vodka in one hand and a pipe in the other.
A pipe?
"Hello," he greeted, "I remember you from the World Conference. I'm Russia."
"I'm Vietnam," she greeted back.
"What brings you here, Vietnam?"
"You could say I'm on a vacation because I had no life." Russia smiled at that.
"Would you like some vodka? I have a lot left." He held up the bottle.
Vietnam looked at the bottle for a moment. "Okay, why not?" Russia handed the bottle over to her. She took a sip and grimaced because it was so strong. She took another sip, a bigger one this time.
"Thank you," Vietnam said handing the bottle back to Russia. She began to feel a bit woozy, but shook the feeling off.
"Pass it here, please," Another voice said, on the other side of Russia. Vietnam leaned over to look at him. The young man took one big sip, and then another bigger one.
"This is Latvia." Russia gestured to the boy beside him. Vietnam looked at him. He looked young, not old enough to be drinking. Then again, it was vodka, who could resist? She felt woozy again and slapped herself for thinking that.
Latvia leaned over and saw Vietnam, widening his eyes.
"Will you be my best friend?" He asked, moving to sit beside her.
"Yeah…" She felt herself saying. Before she knew it Vietnam was losing control. Effects of vodka.
"Yay! Best friend! Look Russia I finally found one!" Russia smiled at him.
"That's great," Russia answered with a goofy grin. "I'm going to play with you to celebrate." He poked Latvia in the cheeks. Latvia squealed like a girl. Then, Russia picked him up and started to stretch him.
"Stretch!" He yelled. "Stretch!"
"Ow, ow, ow , Stop it!" Latvia commanded. He started screaming and squirming while Russia "played" with him. In an instant, he started crying like a baby.
"No more! I want my mommy!" His high pitched scream rang through Vietnam's ears. She stood up and yanked on Latvia's arm.
"Shut up!" She screamed. She yanked on his arm again, causing Russia to drop him.
"I'm never playing with you again!" He started sobbing, then threw his arms around Vietnam. Russia laughed like a mental patient and patted Latvia's head, crushing him. He screamed again and hid behind Vietnam.
"I want to go drinking! Come on, best friend! Let's go to a bar and celebrate!"
"Hey, don't forget about me!" Russia reminded him. "I'm a lot of fun at bars!"
"No, you're not coming!" Latvia whined.
"Okay, then, let's play again." Russia smirked and poked Latvia's cheeks while Latvia squeaked and dragged Vietnam, leading her away, while Russia followed happily.
Latvia found a bar and went inside, dragging a half drunk Vietnam with him, and being followed by a psycho Russia.
Russia sat down at a bar stool and gestured for Vietnam and Latvia to do the same.
"I'm going to order vodka," he said.
"Me too," Latvia said. "What about you best friend? The same? Okay!"
Vietnam hardly said anything, but Latvia had already spoken for her. She lay her head on the table.
A few minutes later, Russia squealed and Vietnam's head shot straight up.
"Yay! More vodka for me!" He yelled and gulped it down.
Latvia pushed a cup towards Vietnam. "Drink it," he said and raised the glass up to her. She drank a sip, and then spit it out in Latvia's face, who squealed.
Latvia was chugging glasses of alcohol like a lunatic Vietnam watched him, and lifted her glass to her lips. She barely had another sip before she fell off her stool.
Russia and Latvia looked down at her, but she stood up with a goofy grin on her face. Vietnam got up onto the table and leaned down.
"Who's up for some fun?" She asked.
"Ooh! I am!" Russia answered, obviously drunk as well.
"Me too!" Latvia yelled.
Vietnam jumped off the table and grabbed her paddle, something she had forgotten about in the past few days. She dragged Russia and Latvia up to the stage with her.
"It's time to do karaoke!" Russia and Latvia cheered.
Vietnam used her paddle as a mike while Russia and Latvia sang off-key at the top of their lungs.
"Big Brother Russia!" Someone yelled right then. "I know you love me!"
"Nooooo! Russia yelled. "She found me!"
"Let us be one! Marry me!" A girl in a blue dress with silver hair and a bow appeared in behind Russia.
"Nooo Belarus!" Russia screamed and ran off the stage with Belarus chasing him.
"Come here Big Brother!" Belarus called.
Russia found a door, opened it, and locked himself inside. Belarus scratched the door and rattled the doorknob.
"Brother dear? Brother dear! It's time for us to become one!" She yelled.
"Go awaaaay!" Russia called.
"Let me in, Brother! We are meant to become one!"
"I'm scared! Go awaaaaaay!"
"This piece of shit door knob is the only thing separating us again!" She broke the door knob and ran inside.
"GO AWAAAAAAAAAY!" Russia yelled, tearing up. Belarus grabbed him by the scarf while he tried to squirm away. Her grip was iron hard, because he got nowhere.
Vietnam ran and brought her paddle down on Belarus's head and whacked several times until she passed out. Vietnam then looked at Russia and found him passed out as well.
Damn, I accidentally hit him too… Oh well.
The vodka was too strong for her. Even being a bit drunk, she passed out beside Russia and Belarus.
Russia's not the one for me either. He's a little strange, and plus, with Belarus, she'd kill me before I could get anywhere.
Well, how was this chapter? I hope you liked it. Vietnam was half-drunk in this chapter, but you'll be able to see her fully drunk soon. She'll be much crazier then. Next is France. Anyway, who would you like to see Vietnam with? Please continue to comment and review!
