Get a Life 28

"I fucking HATE glitter."

Neji had taken two showers the previous night and this morning and he STILL had glitter on him. The fucking things were contagious and EVERYWHERE! Like a god damn disease. Naruto laughed.

"Oh come now you can hardly see it."

Neji looked at him dully then stepped towards a ray of light coming from a near by window. He looked like a flirtatious anime character with all that sparkle. All he needed were the random roses.

"Ummm…"

"Yeah no, stop lying to yourself. And speaking of which-"

Naruto followed Neji's gaze and noticed it was right towards Sasuke. Naruto winced as he noticed Karin going all clinging on him.

"She doesn't deserve him. She doesn't know a god damn thing about him." He mumbled out loud to himself. "He's not your god damn trophy."

Neji glanced away. This really did fucking suck. It hurt seeing how PAINFULLY obvious the person you like likes somebody else… Neji sighed. He really was looking forward to what his first crush would be like…now he wished he never had. Fuck love, that shit was toxic. The sooner Naruto was with the Sasuke the sooner he could get over this and never try it again. In the mean time though he had to grin and bear with it.

Gaara just stood there with his arms crossed. What the fuck? Earth to Naruto, stop going Gaga over the damn Uhicha brat and pay attention to your god damn BOYFRIEND! He's obviously hurt you dumbass! Well, not that he could completely blame Naruto, after all, even he didn't notice until he had him bawling on top of him. He then recalled the incident like an old soundless film. It was kinda hard NOT to think about that. And that smile…that pain gutted smile… kinda made you want to rip your own heart out from guilt. And to think he was actually JEALOUS of Neji. Now he just felt sorry for the guy. Even more sorry for pranking him like that… Gaara winced. Wow he felt like crap. Though, he stopped glairing at Naruto and glanced over at Neji, Neji was probably feeling even worse then he did. …He didn't deserve that. He deserved better. Much better.

"Why hello there sexy lady."

Sai chimed as he came out of fucking no where and swong an arm around Neji's neck pulling them close together. Gaara froze eyes widened with anger as a nasty coil like feeling burned inside him. But Neji just seemed unfazed as he glanced away.

"Piss off."
"Aw don't be that way baby~"

Gaara was twitching serverly. It was odd, no matter how close or perverted Sai got with Naruto it hadn't bugged him as much as it was bothering him now. Neji sighed.

"Not in the mode Sai."
"Oh? …Then what ARE you in the mode for?"
… #$%& #$%&! Gaara seriously wanted to fucking MURDER Sai.

Naruto then noticed Gaara and tilted his head in confusion.

"Gaara? What's wrong?"

Not really sure WHY he was feeling these odd emotions seemed to of pissed him off more and he finally snapped.

"You are a shit of a boyfriend."

Naruto was completely taken aback.

"E-Excuse me?"
"You treat Neji like shit. All you ever do is look at Sasuke or talk about Sasuke when ever you're near him. Do you seriously think ANY boyfriend would want their partner to look or talk about someone else RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM? Not to mention while you were checking out his ass- Ah! Do NOT deny it!" He snapped as Naruto had opened his mouth as though to say something then closed it and let Gaara continue. "Your boyfriends being sexually harassed by another man."

"Wait what-?"

Gaara then forced Naruto to turn around to face Sai as he continued to touch and annoy the shit out of Neji unaware of the other two boys looking at them.

"I don't see what's wrong."

"That's my point."

"The hell-?"
"What if it was Sasuke instead?"
Naruto's world then shattered. Had it been Sasuke, he would of beaten Sai's ass saying 'get your hands off my boyfriend!'. So why wasn't he doing it now? Naruto then walked over to the boys and pulled them apart pulling Neji into a protective embrace, which clearly confused the shit out of Neji. Which to Gaara seemed wrong. Why was Neji surprised? He then noticed Neji's expression was very torn looking. As though he wasn't sure quite what to feel. Happy or… afraid? Afraid he become more attached and then more broken later on when Naruto dumped his sorry ass. Gaara winced. Shit, he may of just made things worse. …Fuuuuck. Gaara banged his head at the nearest wall, why was he only good at making others miserable?