Hey, did you miss me? lol, I am starting to upload LAME jokes with every update and of course because it's a christmas story, they will be christmas themed.
What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow
I know lame right anyway enjoy :-)
PS. I'm also putting X's in between each text because this chapter is almost all text talk
December 8th – Annoy the hell out of him the whole day by texting him
Derek's POV
The sound of my phone buzzing a text woke me up.
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From Stiles [9.54am]
In English, sooooo bored
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To Stiles
Well maybe you should listen, maybe you wont be so bored
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From Stiles
Doubt it, English is so boring
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To Stiles
No it's not, English was actually my favorite subject when I was in school
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From Stiles
Geek :-)
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To Stiles
And proud, so did you actually want something or did you just want me to entertain you?
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From Stiles
Entertain me of course, duh, I'm so booooorrreeeddddd
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To Stiles
How?
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From Stiles
By texting me, duh, do you want to hear a joke?
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To Stiles
Yeah sure
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From Stiles
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
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To Stiles
I don't know, How?
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From Stiles [12.21pm]
Pokémon!
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To Stiles
Really Stiles, that was so lame, I guess you are not as funny as you though you were
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From Stiles
I COMPLETALLY DISAGREE, Ill have you know I'm VERY funny !
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To Stiles
Well your not judging by that joke and STOP abusing exclamation marks
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From Stiles
Well judging by your face yesterday, I'm actually very funny and no !
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To Stiles
So what you getting the pack for Christmas?
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From Stiles
Nice change of subject, to distract me from history, Christmas
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To Stiles
So?
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From Stiles
I would tell you but then I would have to kill you
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To Stiles
I would love to see you try … and fail
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From Stiles
Well Lydia has been bugging me about this new perfume that she wants so I guess I'm getting her that
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To Stiles
Can I ask you something personal?
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From Stiles
Sure
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To Stiles
Do you still like, like Lydia?
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From Stiles
Yeah why? :-)
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Why, he could do some much better than Lydia, oh wait he's kidding right, he likes me, why are you so stupid?
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To Stiles
No reason
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From Lydia
Are you texting Stiles? He's been glued to his phone all day
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To Lydia
Yeah why?
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From Lydia
Wow your really taking this seriously aren't you
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To Lydia
Yeah, I really don't want to see Stiles hurt
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From Lydia
That's cute, anyway really reason I text you, do you have anything planned for tomorrow?
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To Lydia
No why?
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From Lydia
Really Derek, its your birthday
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To Lydia
How did you know that?
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From Lydia
Ill give you one guess on who told me
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To Lydia
Stiles?
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From Lydia
Yeah, Derek be carful, he's got it bad anyway ttyl
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I carried on texting Stiles until my phone ran out of charge, oh no, now I'm not going to find out what the answer was to Stiles' lame joke, aw never mind. When I got home I plugged my phone in.
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From Stiles
Derek?
From Stiles
Hello
From Stiles
Derek?
From Stiles
DEREK!
From Stiles
ARE YOU DEAD?
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To Stiles
What?
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From Stiles
Oh thanks God, I was wondering if you were dead, you weren't answering my texts
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To Stiles
Well I'm not dead; my phone ran out of charge
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From Stiles
So you're not trapped in someone's basement waiting to be gut open
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To Stiles
No Stiles, I'm not
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We carried on texting for the entire day until past midnight
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To Stiles
Good night Stiles
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From Stiles
Night Sourwolf
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From Stiles [12.11am]
Oh and happy birthday!