Chapter 5: How to Deal with Pervs

Vietnam thought she must have still been drunk when she chose to go to France. She recalled the memories of last night in Russia and blushed, embarrassed at what she had done to Russia and what he would do the next time they met. She was especially worried about his pipe. Better to stay away now because he's not the one, she thought.

Vietnam was standing on the Eiffel Tower, gazing down at the city of Paris before her when she heard a familiar voice.

"Bonjour mon chérie. Care to join me for a drink?" She did not like the sound of that voice. It sounded all too much like that jackass France.

She turned around and smirked at France, who seemed a little scared at seeing her smile. He was holding a rose in his hand. Vietnam grabbed the rose from his hand and gave France a pleasant smile, much to his surprise. She then ripped it in half. No poor rose should have to live after being touched by France.

"Nice try, I'm not interested." She replied to his question and started to walk away.

"Let me at least show you around my ville magnifique!" Vietnam ignored him and started walking ahead with France trailing after her.

"This is Rue Cler and look! There are so many beautiful shops here…" Will he ever shut up? Vietnam asked herself. She wasn't really in the mood to fight right now so she decided to just ignore him for the time being.

Unfortunately, France had found a beauty salon.

"Look Vietnam! A beauty salon! We must fix you up!"

Fix me up? What is this guy getting to?

Before she knew it, France was dragging her into the beauty salon with him. Vietnam was going to hit him with her paddle, but his grip was iron hard and she couldn't reach.

Once they were inside, France released Vietnam, who tried to make a run for the door, but he caught her just in time.

"Non, non you stay right here!" He grabbed a chair and strapped her to it.

When one of the stylists appeared, France already had a plan for Vietnam.

"She needs a new hairstyle. Something to get rid of those split ends. But first, those eyebrows really need to go. They are like small hairy caterpillars."

I don't have split ends you retard. My hair is so much better than yours; I can see like 500 split ends from where I'm standing. My eyebrows? Like caterpillars? I will kill this guy when no one's looking. Insulting my hair and eyebrows in one day, that bastard has some nerve.

Vietnam tried to wriggle out of the chair, but she was strapped to it really tightly so she couldn't move. In a few minutes, the woman came back with a pair of tweezers and a thread.

"I think it would be a good idea if I did her eyebrows," France started, "I am a natural after all."

"YOU?" Vietnam shot back. "I will never let you do my eyebrows! Since when are you a natural? If you really were, then your eyebrows wouldn't be so damn ugly!"

France looked shocked. "Moi? Ugly? Non, non, you must have been drunk! That reminds me! We must go for a drink after this!" he picked up the tweezers and moved in, starting to pluck.

"Ow!" Vietnam yelled and kicked him as hard as she could in the stomach and knocked the breath out of France.

"Oh non, I see our little girl is not cooperating! I shall be back with the wax!"

After he left, Vietnam brought out her paddle with great difficulty, ready to smack anyone who came close to her.

"I'm back! Did—" SMACK! Vietnam managed to free herself and whack France with her paddle. France went limp in an instant.

She dragged him out into the street with her, not caring what he got hit with, or scratched with.

In an alley, Vietnam found an abandoned bottle of wine and opened it.

She then poured all of its contents onto France's head, teaching him a lesson.

Ha, try washing that out of your hair, you manwhore. I hope the smell never comes out. Serves you right for insulting me and trying to mess with me.

She walked out of the alley, leaving France there to suffer.

Heh, how could I ever think that we could be together? The vodka must still be in effect.

How was this chapter? Sorry it was shorter than the last few. Next is Spain. Please review and keep on telling me who you would like to see Vietnam with!