Chapter 7: My Life in Ruins…Literally

Wow! It's been so long since I updated! I'm so sorry for not updating for a while. Hopefully, you guys are still following the story. I still haven't figured out what I'm going to do for the ending. Thanks to ChocoKoko for the idea of multiple endings. So yeah, here's chapter 7!

Vietnam was in her house watching movies. She had decided to go back home after that disaster with Spain and now she was bored. She shuddered just thinking about it.

She had been watching chick flicks like Mamma Mia! and the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants for reasons unknown to her. Yet, it gave her a strange feeling… the feeling of going somewhere exotic. She pulled out Disney's Hercules and put it on.

Vietnam did not know why she was watching Disney movies, even though she secretly liked them. The opening song of the movie played and Vietnam squealed in delight.

"Yeeeeeeeesssssss!" Wait a second, did she just do that?

That's it! I have to go to Greece next!

She ran to pack her suitcase right that second while singing random songs.

It was afternoon in Greece, a beautiful sight indeed; Vietnam decided to see the Parthenon first. It's freaking hot! She thought. She walked around the Parthenon and went inside.

"Oh my gosh! It's gorgeous!" Vietnam shouted. Everyone turned around to look at her and she blushed.

She walked outside the temple and looked for something to sit down on. She found an upturned pillar and sat down on it, looking around. Vietnam put her hands on either side of the pillar. She felt something warm in her right hand, it felt like hair. She caught it and yanked on it. Hard.

"Holy Zeus's ass!" Greece sat up and Vietnam kicked him. She kicked until she heard him squeak with pain.

"Get away from me asshole!" Then realization dawned upon her. She had just kicked Greece who she recognized from the World Meeting.

"Sorry I thought you were a creeper."

Greece sat up and scratched his head. "But I am."

Vietnam sighed and relaxed. This guy was clearly harmless. All he did was sleep at the meetings.

There were a bunch of cats crawling around him and he didn't seem to mind. Vietnam moved further away from Greece, he just seemed so chill. Not in a good way.

"Meow. I'm a cat." Wait a minute, did he just meow at her?

"Meow, meow! Haha! I'm a cat and I can talk!" He put on a pair of cat ears and started crawling around on the ground. Vietnam put her legs up.

"Hey, do you want to be a cat too? Here! You need ears!" He put a pair of cat ears on Vietnam's head. She slowly moved away.

"Hey, no leaving yet. We're cats. Meow meow!" He grabbed her hand and pulled her back.

Okay, this guy is nuts.

Greece started to unbutton his shirt and wiggle his torso up and down. "Oh yeah, see that body move!" He slapped himself on the stomach twice. Vietnam started to run away, but Greece grabbed her hand again.

"Uh, uh, uh! No running away yet! You're one of my cats now!" Where was her paddle when she needed it?

Greece stood up and began taking off his clothes, still wiggling his torso in every possible way.

"What the hell are you doing?" Vietnam shouted over the sound of Greece's meowing.

"I'm dancing, and cats don't wear clothes!" Thankfully he stopped right before he unbuttoned his pants.

Then, he cupped his hands around Vietnam's face. She stared as his eyes filled with tears. Wait, was this guy crying? He's a freaking nut!"

"I'm so glad to finally find someone like me! Another human cat!" He started bawling, all while holding Vietnam tightly.

"Aaaaaahhhhhh!" Greece's cats crawled on him.

Vietnam was definitely ready to leave this crazy bastard, but his grip on her was iron hard. She couldn't even get close enough to punch him.

Then, Greece let go for a second. Vietnam rolled up her sleeves and punched him, while the cats screeched at her. Then she made a dash for it.

Greece was up in a second. "Wait! Don't leave me! You're the only other member of the Kitty Club!"

Kitty Club? Is this loser for real?

He ran after her, cats trailing after him. Vietnam ran even faster.

"You didn't even get to see me twerk!" Greece shouted.

He tripped over a rock, reaching out to Vietnam with one hand. "Go without me! Save yourself!"

Yes, this was definitely my idea of a vacation, being chased by Greece and his stupid cats.

How'd you like Chapter 7? It was pretty messed up, I know. Tell me what you think and remember to comment and review! Keep telling me who you want to see Vietnam with! And stay tuned, next is England…