They then turned the conner and Naruto froze in place. Confused Sasuke looked back at him.
"Naruto?"
Naruto's expression made Sasuke's heart slump, he looked so hurt.
"No…" Naruto whispered "It can't be…"
Sasuke followed Naruto's gaze and his eyes widened. It couldn't be…it was impossible! There before them… was a unicorn. That's right. A mother fucking unicorn. With long wavy hair shinning against the moon light as it accented it's magistic beauty.
"…I'm going to name it Charlie." Naruto whispered in awe.
"Charlie? Really?"
"Here Charlie Charlie, here boy." Naruto used his hand to bacon it. The unicorn turned it's head towards them and proceeded to walk their way. Naruto then began to pet it's main.
"I wanna ride it…"
"You don't even know where it's been!"
Naruto hopped on and lifted his hand towards Sasuke.
"Come Sasuke, come with us to candy mountain."
"What candy mountain?"
"It'll be an adventure!"
"I don't want to go on an adventure!"
"Come with us…"
"No!"
"Come oooooooon!" Naruto shook Sasuke back and forth. Sasuke however remained in place stubborn as a mule.
"Naruto, there's no such thing as candy mountain."
"Sure there is Sasuke! It's gonna be great! There's gonna sunshine and rainbows…and cake…and candy…"
"No."
"…you do realize I'll keep pesterising you until you do."
"…God, FINE."
"Yaaaay!" Sasuke then hopped on "We're going to candy mountain! Come on Charlie!" The unicorn then sprouted wings "Let's goooo!"
"Did this thing just grow wings?!" Sasuke screamed in panic. To answer his question the unicorn then jumped up, spreading it's wings and began to fly.
"Oh dear god!" Sasuke then clanged onto Naruto panicky "Help! Help! Get me off this crazy- AAAAAHHH!" and was warped speeded through the far end of the world with a trail of rainbow and glitter behind to candy mountain. Where they were deserted on a stray island, made love on the beach, had many kids, and lived happily ever after.
… Okay not really. But with everyone already knowing what's gonna happen in the next chapter I thought I'd just fuck with you all.
Man I wish I could see the look's on your faces. I bet it's priceless.