Get a Life 39
"Oh-kay, I think you've had enough."
Temari then took the beer bottle out of Neji's hand.
"What? I think I handled that very well."
Neji huffed as he put down his cell.
"Yeah…a little too well…"
Temari only hopped Naruto didn't catch on with the fact he was clearly drunk out of his mind and didn't bring it up again…cause by then Neji would of completely forgotten about it.
"Sorry I took so long. The man at the 7-11 didn't speak English and-" Gaara then dropped the bags. "Temari! What have you done!?"
"What do you think I did?"
"Why?! Why would you get him drunk?!"
"Cause I'd thought it be fun."
Gaara groaned. And she was supposed to be older than them?
"Out."
"What why? The fun's only getting started!"
"…fun? Temari it's one in the morning."
"Yep!" She cheered as she jumped up and grabbed Neji by the arm. "Ten Ten's party should still be going on, so let's go!"
"At one in the morning!?"
"Ch, duh." Temari rolled her eyes "Come on! We're already late!"
And with that took Gaara's arm and dragged him along as well.
"I can not believe you're actually dragging me into one of these…" Gaara mumbled.
"Oh hush you." Temari commented as she rang the door bell. "It's going to be fun."
The door opened and Ten Ten greeted them with a smirk.
"Well well well, what do we have here?" She then looked up and down at Neji. "You know you're supposed to be drunk AT the party and not before, right?"
"Shud-up." Neji replied. "I'm…I'm not THAT drunk."
"Oh REALLY?"
"Ten Ten, don't even THINK about it." Gaara warned.
"What? The kid says he's not that drunk."
"Drunk enough for what?" Neji asked hesitantly.
"What else?" Ten Ten then grabbed a random beer bottle, chugged it, and presented the bottle before them. "for spin the bottle."
The crowed of people ooh-ed in excitement.
"Is it the kissing one or truth or dare?"
"Since people are drunk… why not all three?"
"Truth, dare, kiss?"
"No, kiss first THEN truth or dare."
"…I don't like this." Gaara twitched, he did NOT like the idea of someone else kissing Neji…or him really.
"God, MUST you be a party pooper?" Ten Ten rolled her eyes. "Come on!"
"Nice to see someone other than me get dragged into this."
"…shut up." Shino pouted. He didn't even want to be here. But Kiba did. And what Kiba wants, Kiba gets. Speaking of which-
"Ha ha! You have to kiss dog breath!"
Both Gaara and Shino twitched as they saw there wanna be partners kiss each other.
"I REALLY hate this game."
"Thank god I'm drunk. Hopefully I won't be remembering any of this tomorrow."
Gaara took in Shino's words and grabbed a beer as well. Like hell he'd want to remember that dog boy kissed HIS man.
"Okay Kiba, truth or dare?" Neji chuckled.
"Hmmm…dare!" Kiba cheered excitedly.
Neji smirked.
"On Monday, you must wear the glitter coat."
Kiba snorted.
"You mean that coat Gaara gave you? Where is that anyways?"
"My place."
Kiba blinked in bewilderment "You kept that thing?"
Neji blushed.
"Well the drama department didn't want it. They gave it back to me."
"Why didn't you throw it away?"
"…I wanted to somehow get Gaara into it."
Everyone was laughing their asses off and Gaara snorted. Like hell he would. Ten Ten then scribbled the dare down. With Everyone drunk they needed SOMEONE to record all the dares. Otherwise there'd be no point in doing a dare.
"Deal, my turn then!"
Kiba then spun the bottle and it landed on Shino. Kiba flushed as he looked up at him. Shino smirked.
"Come on baby, what you waiting for?"
"Chuck Noris?"
Shino chuckled evilly as crawled towards him and leaned in close so that he was whispering in his ear.
"Not even Chuck Noris can stop me." And planted a kiss right on him. The crowed went wild. Gaara rolled his eyes. Cheesy.
"So, Kiba, what do you wanna dare me to do?" He asked in a seductive manner.
Kiba bit his bottom lip, which throbbed after the abusive kiss. Honestly he had no idea what he wanted Shino to do. Although…there was ONE thing he would find rather funny…
"On Monday you have to wear a collar with dog ears and tail, and be my bitch."
Shino blinked a few times. Kinky little thing wasn't he? Shino smirked.
"I'll make you regret that when I do you doggy style."
Now Kiba's face exploded red "Noooo!" and covered his face hopping it would somehow block the mental image from his head.
"I think I'm gonna throw up." Gaara complained.
Shino merely laughed.
"Ah Gaara, it's just sex." He then spun the bottle. …which of course landed on Gaara. Gaara looked at him dully.
"And this is just a kiss?"
"…" Shino just sat there. Like hell he was gonna kiss Gaara. But then the crowed began to chant.
"Kiss, kiss, kiss-"
Shino groaned. Damn it, damn it all to hell. He grabbed a bottle chugged it all down and turned around and pecked him quickly on the lips (in this game it's kiss on the lips only. None of that cheek stuff). Some laughed some boo-ed, but the kiss was made so it was time to continue on.
"Truth or dare Gaara?"
"Considering it's you, safest bet is to go with truth."
"…drat." Shino snapped his fingers. "Fine then… How do YOU want to have sex with Neji?"
"Wha-?" Neji blushed. What kind of question was that?!
"Well-"
"Don't answer that!" Neji lunged covering Gaara's mouth with enough force to push him onto his back. Gaara looked up at him and smiled. Neji looked at him confusingly. "What?" Gaara merely looked down and Neji realized what it was right away. Neji was straddling him. Embarrassed as hell he then jumped off.
"Something like that." Gaara smirked at Shino. Shino rolled his eyes.
"Boring."
"Possibly with just a cowboy hat and boats on."
"…forplay?"
"Why not? He is an actor after all."
Neji blushed poutingly crossing his arm.
"Like hell I'd ever do something like that…"
Temari squealed in delight. THIS was why she wanted to drag them here. What better way to move things then by getting them both drunk?
"Uh, Temari?"
"Hm?" She then noticed the bottle landed on her and looked up at Gaara. … of course there was always SOME sort of draw back. …fuck. She then leaned in and kissed her brother and pulled back.
"Okay how about…truth."
"Why? I already read your dairy."
"You what!?"
Temari jumped up. She was about to pown his sorry ass! Ten Ten held her down.
"Please don't kill each other! I just got the carpets clean and I do NOT wanna try removing blood stains!"
Temari took in a deep breath and slowly sat herself down.
"Fine." She coughed then smiled at her Oh so DEARING brother "What do you want to know?"
"I wanna know what was in that damn comic book you gave Neji."
So that's why he read my dairy… Temari pondered. Neji twitched. SHE was the one who made that comic!? Temari then smirked and went into her purse.
"Why not read it yourself?"
"You brought it with you!?" Neji scream in horror.
"Yep! While I'm at it… 20 bucks a pop!" She then pulled out three more and people started walking towards her with money in hand. Neji just sat there. Why? Why would she do that?
The game went on and soon it was 3 in the morning and people were heading out. Temari stayed behind to hang with Ten Ten so it was just Gaara and Neji walking back home.
"Well, that was kinda fun." Neji smiled "I wanna go somewhere else now."
There was silence. Neji then glanced to see an angry Gaara.
"…Gaara? What's wrong."
"I just spent the whole night watching other people kiss you. How do you think I feel?"
Neji looked down, biting his bottom lip in contemplation, then turned to kiss Gaara. Gaara's eyes grew wide. Neji…just kissed him. Not him kissing Neji, but Neji kissing him! Gaara smirked as he brought his hand to weave through Neji's hair and slightly add pressure into the kiss. When they pulled back Gaara's smile was still there.
"Why the sudden change?"
Neji shrugged his shoulders.
"I just figured, why not? You stalk me around anyways, you say I'm your boyfriend anyways, dumped Naruto…and I can always say I was drunk and wasn't thinking straight."
Gaara laughed and pulled him into a hug.
"Whatever. Just so long as you're mine."
"Yeah…" Neji smiled blushingly as he hugged him right back "yours…"