Neji groaned as he was awaken to his text tone. He picked it up and blinked in confusion at the text.

'Bring the glitter coat'

…why? Neji then pondered. Well, he did go to a party on Saterday, so maybe he managed to get someone to wear it as a dare when he was drunk. Neji smirked. Maybe he got Gaara to do it.

"So this is the legendary glitter coat." Kiba commented as he lifted it before him. "Huh, I was expecting it to be more…pink."

"Look on the back."

Kiba then turned the coat around.

"…oh."

Neji sighed. Damn it. Not who he wanted wearing it at all. He then felt someone slam a hat on his head.

"What the hell?"

He turned around but had no idea who this stranger was.

"So like, I apparently dared you to dress up as a cowboy." He then handed Neji the rest of the outfit. "I don't really know why…must have been more drunk than I thought." And with that the kid walked off. Neji looked down at the outfit. Guess it wasn't all that bad. Out of all the things he could have been dared to do, being dressed up as a cowboy was nothing.

… side from the fact it was made for a stripper.

"I look like a teenage girl who's trying to ruin Halloween."

Neji complained as he tugged at the way too small pair of shorts.

"Yeah well, at least you don't look like a furry." Shino commented as he walked out of a bathroom stall. Neji smirked.

"Yeah well, at least yours suit you."

Shino flipped him off and Neji busted out laughing. Shino leaned against one of the stalls and began a new topic.

"Rumor has it you dumped Naruto."

Neji's laughter died and he looked down.

"Yeah…while I was drunk no less."

"Do you remember it?"
"Saddly it's one of the very few things I actually do."

"Well?"
Neji sighed.

"I plain to avoid him like the pelage."

"But isn't he in like three of your classes? One of them being first period?"

Neji pouted.

"Yeah…"

"You can't just run from him forever." Shino snorted "At least…not in THAT get up." Now Shino was the one laughing at him and Neji began punching him senseless.

The bell ringed and Shino sighed.
"Welp, time to get going."
"Yeah…" Neji then glanced over at him. "Hey."
"Hm?"
"Good luck."
Shino snorted.
"Ch, you too."
And left the restroom along with their dignity.