Author's note:

Hey guys! =)

Again, sorry for the delay. I haven't been in home for a couple of weeks and when I came home, I posted the new story Zombies and Love? And I have been occupied with that story. But don't worry! I ain't running away for awhile and I can write these two storys! There might become some... sexually awkward situations for now on... but I think you might like that. =)

Disclaimer: So, the stealing didn't work. Masashi still owns all Naruto-charecters. Maybe he would give Menma for me?

On with the story! =)

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Chapter 8:

The Mission

I don't know how I got into this situation. This situation is probably the most awkward thing in the world... well at least in this moment. So there was I, lying down on my desk with the Uchiha between my legs. But that didn't make it awkward, no. What makes this situation awkward is that there stands probably my best-friend in the whole universe at my office's door, looking at us with a shocked face. My face? In utter shock of being discovered and an absolute want to kill the bastard that is currently between my legs. The said bastard's face? A smirk that tells that he has accomplished a life-time entertainment. And how we got into that situation? I do not want to tell.

"Kiba?" I asked with a voice that is nearly half higher than normally. Kiba blinked and Sasuke's smirk widened.

"Kiba, what are you doing here?" I asked, now with a voice that is so much more mine. Kiba seemed to snap out of it and looked at me instead of... well... me and Sasuke.

"I heard that you're back in the building and I thought that would come to say a hi..." His voice became guieter because of the glare that Sasuke directed at him. I suppose it is because of being interrupted... and thank god for that.

"Well, you thought wrong. Now, if you don't mind to turn back and close the door behind you and never come back. Now that would be nice." Sasuke said with voice full of irritation. My eyes widened more at that.

"No way, asshole! You get off me and you get out of that door and never come back!" I shouted and started to struggle... again. But it seems he gave up on this one and got off me but didn't get out of the room. I sat up and hopped off the desk to face Kiba. Then I grinned and a same kind of grin matched his face too. Then we hug each other. I could feel a certan bastard's eyes on my back but I didn't care. This is what you get for being asshole, teme. I thought and heard him huff behind me. Then I felt an air current and looked at the door. It was closed and Sasuke were gone. I parted from Kiba and we both sat down.

"So, how's life been?" I asked with a smile. He wore one too.

"Life's been good, Naru-chan. Hinata and I are engaged and life just smiles at me." I glared at the Naru-chan part and heard Sasuke chuckle in my head. That bastard. But I just let it slip this once.

"Engaged? Wow, congrats then, man. You're getting married!" I smiled at him.

"Thanks, dude. And for the wedding... I want you to be my best-"

"Kiba! Of course I'm your best-man! We like swore it when we were at kindergarten." I interrupted him and we hug one more time. Kiba was like my brother. We grew up together and we were like a t-shirt and a butt at school. We always used to prank teachers and got into detention for it, but we didn't care because we were in it together. And we never learned anything, that was one too.

"So. You and Uchiha?" I heard Kiba ask and felt my eyes widen.

"What? Oh, no, no, no ,no, no. There isn't any 'me and Uchiha'. It's a mission. And Jiraya particularly glued me to Sasuke. With a superglue. I have to live with him for now." At that Kiba's eyes widened.

"Oh man. I'm sorry dude. He probably molests you in his sleep."

"Hmm, I know, and he would, if I wouldn't have put him sleep on the couch."

"Wait... so you live with him..." I nodded. "... in his apartment..." I nodded again. "... and you made him sleep on his couch?" I nodded and hummed. Kiba stared at me before he barked out laughing. He actually laughs so hard that he fells from a chair. At that noice Sasuke finally comes back in and arched his eyebrow at Kiba who was rolling and laughing at the floor.

"Don't ask..." I smiled at him and took a sip from my coffee that I had poured at the time Kiba have been laughing. Sasuke nodded and smirked. He walked towards me, stepping over the laughing Kiba. Oh boy. That smirk don't know any good. I thought, knowing Sasuke could hear them perfectley. And he did. He walked over at me and stopped just before out chests touched. I looked up at him and he looked down on me. At these times, I really hated my height. We just stared at each other, either not wanting to back down. I took another sip from my coffee but before I lowered my cup, Sasuke took it. I raised my eyebrow as Sasuke raised the cup to his lips. He took a sip too and lowered the cup behind me at the counter that I was leaning on. Then the staring continued, Sasuke leaning on the hand that was on the counter. Then the tension was broken by Kiba.

"Jesus, guys. You should just screw. The sexual tension here could choke a titan." (A/N: Attack on Titan, anyone? =]) At that we both looked at Kiba. He had stopped laughing but he was still seated at the floor, cross-legged. He had a thoughtful look on his face. Then Sasuke opened his mouth.

"For once dog-breath (Kiba: Hey!) you have a good idea." Then Kiba stopped and pointed Sasuke.

"Was that a compliment?" Sasuke hummed and nodded and Kiba beamed. I? I was furious. I was blushing for two reasons. One. I found what Kiba said was embarrassing. Two. I was angry for what he said and so decided to start killing him slowly.

"Kiba, you are dead meat..." At that Kiba shrieked and got up from the floor only to run to the door and out of it, screaming about a murder. I pushed Sasuke aside and runned after him, but not before hearing Sasuke say in my head. You really haven't chainced, dobe. My answer? Shut up, asshole. Get your own head that you can rape with thoughts. His answer? But I already have, dobe, two heads actually. Mine and your blonde one. At that I growled and tackled Kiba to the ground. And that's where we started our normal day-wrestling. Some people just sighted and got back to work. Some just watched. But then there was my friends that started betting for money. Even when I'm ( a lot) shorter than Kiba, I still have power. I was just starting to pin him down when a loud voice was heard.

"Uzumaki Naruto! Get your blonde-ass in my office. Now!" That was Tsunade, Jiraya's wife. Don't get me wrong. She looks innocent but she's far from it. She has a strenght that could be compared to a bull. Thank god, I'm not wearing red today. I got up from floor and walked into her office. I closed the door and sat a familiar chair infront of Tsunade's desk. Then, before I could say a thing she attacked me from behind... in a bone-crushing hug.

"Hey, brat. Nice to have your annoying voice back in here." She said with a kind voice. But she forgot... I still can't breathe.

"H-Hey, o-old hag. C-Can't... b-breathe." She pulled away and I took a huge breath. Then she gentley hit my arm.

"What have I told you? Don't call me that." She said with a small smile. I smiled back.

"And I have told you not to call me brat either." Then we both chuckled and she moved into her chair, behind the desk. She leaned on her elbows to the table and leaned on them.

"I'm sorry, brat. For having you work when..." She trailed off with a sad look on her face. I grimaced.

"Yeah, well... there wasn't nothing that I could do. This is a mission. And I'm gonna pull through this mission." I downcasted my eyes and sighted.

"Yeah, speaking about the misson. Jiraya didn't probably tell you what information Kankuro could give us." At that I looked back at her with a confused look. She sighted.

"Yeah. Thought so. Well, Kankuro wasn't a fool. He could receive the information we wanted. But he also got more." At that I raised my eyebrow.

"He got the list that Haruno stole before her death." And now my eyes widened.

"What?!" I yelled.

"Shut up, I'm not done yet!" She snapped and I closed my mouth. She took a breath and continued.

"Yes, he got the list... but I'm sure the V-Mafia had done copies of the list and copied the copies too. But it appears that he's death wasn't an accident. It was planned."

"What are you saying?" I interrupted her again. She glared at me but didn't say anything about it.

"That means that V-Mafia has been killing in order of the list. And apperently these past two years, they have continued to kill in order of the list. And that's why you were transfered in here. You're next on the list, Naruto." At that my eyes widened. Now I understand why Sasuke was hired being my bodyguard. Now they want me dead too.

"And the mission is that you have to find the mole."

"The mole?"

"Yes, somebody has leaked the hunters' schedule to the V-Mafia. We need to find him or her before you're been discovered too. We're buying some time from tranferring you but sooner or later the mole discovers you. So, brat, put your brain to work and tell me who we should be looking for. It's time to see are you a little rusty." She smirked at the end of her sentance. I smirked too and cupped my chin with my thumb and index-finger.

"Well, since the mole works for the V-Mafia, it has to be either vampire or a human that has been hypnotized. Also, it's required to work either in information department or the underground department to get your hands on the informations. The mole has probably came here after Sakura died, because they needed another mole... so it has been here for... two and half years, probably now. So we should check every person and vampire that has been transferred at that time. It's a start." I said and looked back at Tsunade who wore a gentle smile.

"What?" I asked. She just smiled wider.

"Nothing. Just... I'm so proud of you, Naruto." She said gentley. I smiled at her too.

"Thanks, so if this was here, I better get to work. And god knows that Sasuke is going to be in my way." I muttered but she heard it and chuckled.

"Yeah, that probably happens. Naruto, be careful. You're too precious for me and Jiraya." I smiled and nodded before I got out of the room and closed the door. I didn't need to turn around to know that Sasuke was leaning against the wall, waiting for me. And that didn't suprise me either that he followed after me.

"So, what did Tsunade want?"

"Come on. Don't give me that bullshit. You heard every word that we said."

"Hn." I rolled my eyes and held up the file. He took it over my shoulder.

"We got a mission. Find the mole and bring it alive."

"Fucking finally." I heard him mutter behind me and I smirked. That mole was going to pay for killing my friends. Mark my words.

We got into my office and closed the door. I sat down on my chair and pushed the power-button of my computer. It didn't start. I did it again and the same happened again. I checked all the wires. There isn't anything wrong with them. Then the only thimg left is-

"Shit! It's broken again!" I looked up at Sasuke. He held one finger up, disappeared and came back with a box. I arched an eyebrow when he lowered the box on the table and opened the lid.

"Looks like we're going to have to do it in the hard way." Sasuke smirked. I rolled my eyes. And so we started to read the files of employeers that have been hired two and half years ago. We read them for hours and the next time I looked the clock it read 11.03 PM. I lowered the file on my lap and took my reading glasses off and rubbed my eyes. (A/N: Glasses!Now that could be really hot.) I sighted and yawned. Sasuke noticed it and took the file from me.

"You're way too tired, sunshine. It's time to go sleep." I nodded and before I could say anything Sasuke took me in his arms and I let him. I was way too tired for arguments. I closed my eyes and we appeared on Sasuke's apartment. It was modern and expencive. Sasuke took off my shoes and lowered me on the bed. Then he tucked me in and kissed my forehead.

"Night, Naruto. Sleep well." He whispered in my hair and I was already pulled in a sleep...

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Phew! It's done! =)

I hope this could give you some inspiration to review. I've only got like two reviews in two chapters and I'm a little sad. I like to hear what people think about what goes in my head. Otherwise, my thoughts might go too crazy. So be brave my fellowship of readers 'cause I don't get mad at people... easily at least. Yeah, I know. I should probably sleep more or get myself a medication. Or both.

So, until next time!

Sayonara! =)

I am out.