Oh, my gosh! I am the worst fanfictioneer EVAR! And Sunday I am going to camp for a week, so it is time for a CRAM WRITING SESSION!

I've been on Youtube a lot. I have a new found Meekakitty and Frezned obsession (I am watching all their videos) and I have been feeding my RayWilliamJohnson fetish. Yep- totally ambitious.

Oh, I created a Twitter for no apparent reason, so if you guys would like to follow me? My username is SkyPaige18. I don't have my real/full name on there, so I am stalker-proof. I hope...

Oh, and thank you guys so much for the reviews/subscriptions. Means a lot :)

Cupcake- I don't know why he isn't blind. I'm just not skilled enough to handle the true Iggy. :-D Plus, if I do something in his POV, it'd be harder to write.

Enough of my blathering (?), happy reading!

After my usual routine of pushing my alarm clock to it's limit, I slowly crawled out of bed and into a hot shower. After fumbling the soap and chasing it around the slick shower floor for a few minutes, I raced out of the shower, into some clothes, and shot towards Nudge's without saying a word to my family. Michael always threatened to leave without me, and I knew no amount of convincing from Nudge would stop him.

My stomach rumbled from hunger. I turned the corner and saw Nudge's empty driveway.

Crap. I'm gonna be late!

I turned around and started running towards the school, but I knew I would never make it in time for homeroom. I kept running though, until I heard something behind me. I turned around and saw Fang, riding a bike with a milk carton on the front. He pulled up next to me.

"Need a ride?" He said, gesturing to the basket. I looked at him, and reluctantly put away the pepper spray.

"Can I at least get your plates?" I said jokingly. Then? He smiled. This would not have been quite so Earth-shattering if he did this on a regular basis. But instead of a smirk, Fang was full on smiling. His teeth were sparkling white, glittering in the early morning sun. My heart gave a squeeze and my stomach flipped. I racked my brain for an explanation for this.

You're just hungry. That's it.

Then, as quickly as it came on it dropped off his face. I grinned and nodded. I put my butt in the carton and let my legs dangle out.

"Onward, trusty steed!" I announced. I heard Fang's dark chuckle, and we were off.

We arrived at school and Fang locked up his bike. We walked in together and you could hear the rumors starting. I caught a glimpse of Nudge in the throng of people. I waved to Fang, and went forward to go find her. I finally spotted her and Iggy chatting it up by her locker. I approached them, but Nudge had her back to me. I put my finger to my lips, and Iggy nodded his head almost imperceptively, and continued to listen to Nuddge. I clamped my hands down roughly on her shoulder, and screamed, "RAAAH!".

Nudge let out a bloodcurdling scream and elbowed me in the stomach. Jeezum, that girl packs a punch. She turned around to see me doubled over in pain. She gave me a look of pity, knowing I wasn't badly iinjured.

"Serves you right, sneaking up on my like that. I will get you back for this, Maximum." She said menacingly. "See you in class!" She added brightly. Oh, shiznit, I've done it now. Couldn't I just say 'Hi!' like a normal kid?

I know, I know. FILLER. Short. STupid. I could go on.

So... tired...

See you next week ! And I promise, I will have an EXTRA SUPER LONG CHAPTER! If i'm smart and write during daylight hours...

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