Chapter 22~ I, Lucy Heartphilla, AM NOT A PERVERT!

Disclaimer~ I GlenCocoSavesTheDay does not own Fairy Tail, my ships would have sailed by now. But they will, THEY WILL I TELL YOU. The fabulous cover is not mine but the great artist yoriru from tumblr, make sure to go check her out!

Authors Note~ Do not forget Natsu is now a human! Also I would like to know if you want me to introduce Gildarts or not, I'm not sure if I even spelled his name right. Anyways tell me if I should or not! On with the story my friends!

I thought when I woke up, I would be in Natsu's warm loving arms. I thought when I woke up, it would have been morning. I think a lot of things are going to happen, but that doesn't mean it's going to come true. I had a bit of a rude awakening, no actually it was not even a bit. I was snuggling in Natsu's arms when I was woken up by, the little pervert Cana!

Cana had decided it would be a good idea to whisper things into my ears 'till I woke up, dirty things. I am not proud of what popped up in my head when she did this. Cana sure is a pervert, such a pervert. And do you want to know what's even worse? I started to mutter things in my sleep that I will never live down. Would you like a replay of this situation? I bet you would!

Cana POV

I woke up to the feeling of something on my chest, it was probably Happy. I opened my eyes to see Igneel and Happy snuggling together, they looked so comfy. Wait, so what was on my chest? I looked down and saw it, it was some sort of small purple reptile. It was sleeping happily on my chest, using me as a pillow. Great, I've become a Cana pillow. Maybe I should wake someone up with this thing, or leave it there for them to wake up to.

It was still dark outside. I must have fallen asleep while looking up at the stars. I think I even cuddled with Happy and Igneel, weird. I must have been really drunk to cuddle with something other than my boozes. Usually when I wake up I have a huge hangover and I smell like booze, but now I smell like fish and smoke. I am way to sober right now, I need more drinks.

I gently put the weird purple crocodile down next to me and got up. Where did this thing even come from? Well I guess it's time to mess with people, let's start with Gray! I picked up the purple crocodile and tiptoed over to the stripper and his water queen. How cute, they were cuddling with each other. Well, kind of. It was more like Juvia laying on top of Gray, and Gray had his arms around her like she was a huge pillow. What's with people and things making us women into pillows?

The crocodile started to stir in my arms, please don't let this thing wake up right now. I leaned down and lifted Gray's head up a little, I slid the crocodile under his head. I leaned back up and started to cackle silently. If you haven't noticed, I'm a bit of a prankster. Now it's time to mess with Jellal and Erza, maybe I should leave them alone. I don't really feel like getting a beat down by the great Erza.

I think I'll just mess with her boyfriend. Jellal was a bit of an easy target, or so I thought. When I tried to walk over to Erza and Jellal, a sword appeared out of nowhere. Ever heard of sleep walking? Well I just found out Erza sleep fights, is that even a thing. I could hear Erza mumbling things in her sleep that consisted of "I'll kill you!" or "I'll protect your eyebrows!" I guess I'll just steer clear from that couple.

Finally I spotted Wendy and Romeo. They are such cute kids, and they are even made for each other. I bet Wendy and Romeo don't think of it that way though, their like 13 or 14. They probably have a little crush on each other, oh I remember those days! What shall I do to these kiddies, hmmm. I think I'll just tie their feet together, oh this will be good. After I finished tying, I decided to mess with metal face.

I think I'll leave Levy alone, just so I can see her expression in the morning. I silently tiptoed over to Gajeel. I need to be very quiet or else his stupid ears will pick up my footsteps. How should I mess with Gajeel? Is there a way to take out his piercings? Maybe that's just his face, who grows metal in their face? I think I'll just stick with the hairdo idea, he's going to look good with those pony tails. I pulled out a couple rubber bands from my coat pocket and started my master piece.

Here and there Gajeel would stir, but never wake. I got up quickly and stepped away from Gajeel and Levy, I can't wait for the morning! Now it's time to mess with Lucy! Lucy is so fun, she gets flustered easily. I wonder what would happen if I messed with her dreams, I guess I should try it out.

As I approached Blondie and Pinky, I stopped. They were just so, cute. I've never seen a couple like them. Pink and Blonde is a weird mix, but I like it. I sure hope everything works out for this lovely couple. Ugh, I'm starting to sound like my father. My father was sure a lady pleaser, using such sweet words to get to them. My father really likes the whole idea of romance, I guess I'm following in his footsteps.

Snap out of it Cana! You haven't seen Gildarts in years, where was he? Okay, that's enough of my inner turmoil. Back to the cute couple, I mean Natsu and Lucy. How should I mess with her again, oh yeah, her dreams. Lucy and Natsu were sleeping peacefully as I tiptoed over them and around to Lucy. I kneeled down and started to work my magic, or you could say my voice.

"Natsu loves Lucy!" I whispered. Lucy smiled in her sleep and clung tighter to Natsu's waist.

"I love Natsu!" Lucy gurgled. Natsu smiled a little in his sleep and hugged Lucy tighter. Hmm, I'm going to need something more effective.

"Natsu wants to have Lucy all to himself." I whispered. Lucy sighed and rubbed her cheek into Natsu's chest. I don't want to say anything too perverted, or do I?

"Natsu loves Lucy's body." I whispered. Lucy started to mutter things in her sleep that consisted of "I love Natsu's body!" and "Natsu you big flirt!"Lucy was sure a weird girl, her and Natsu are perfect for each other.

"Natsu loves touching Lucy!" I whispered with a little giggle. Lucy started to frown but then laughed a little.

"That tickles!" Lucy giggled as she let go of Natsu and clung to her stomach. When is this girl going to wake up? I need to come up with something. Think Cana, think. That's when it hit me! Sorry kiddies but I think this is too adult for you to hear! I started whispering the most perverted things I could think of and that's when Lucy bolted up, and now she's awake.

Lucy POV

Oh my god what did I just dream of? I slapped my face a couple times and looked down to the adorable Natsu. Natsu would never do those things in real life, would he? My brain has betrayed me once again! I put my hand up to my chest and I could feel my heart beating rapidly. I can't believe I thought all that stuff. It was so embarrassing thinking about it now.

I didn't even know I knew about most of those things. I'm innocent I tell you! I just don't understand. Why in the world would my mind do this to me? I have never had any dream like that before. Now I feel like a big pervert! I, Lucy Heartphilla, am not a pervert! I seriously need to watch out for myself, what if Natsu was awake and heard me talking in my sleep!

I think that would be the death of me, oh Mavis someone help me. Who knew I was such a big pervert, I sure didn't! Usually my dreams consist of innocent things, I guess my brain took a different course! The only good thing right now is that everyone was asleep and no one will ever know, right?

"Having a good dream?" Cana giggled. I was about to scream until Cana lunged at me and put her hand up to my mouth. Cana put a finger up to her mouth and shushed me, she shushed me. This had to be all Cana's fault, please be Cana's fault. If this wasn't her fault, t-then that means I'm a closet pervert! I glared at Cana and hissed at her. Cana rolled her eyes as she let go of my mouth and pulled me up off the ground and started to drag me off somewhere.

"Where are we going?" I whined. I just wanted to go back to Natsu's warm arms and stay with him forever. Oh boy I really need to stop being so romantic.

"Just over to the lake." Cana whispered as we tiptoed around everyone. As we passed by everyone, I noticed some things. Gajeel had some weird thing going on with his hair and Gray was going to have a great time waking up in the morning. As we walked by Wendy and Romeo they looked fine except for one thing, their feet were tied together with some rope. Only one person could do this, Cana.

"Here we are Blondie." Cana said as she sat down next the water. Cana flipped off her shoes and sunk her feet into the water. I eyed Cana carefully as I seated myself down and sunk my feet into the water also. Why in the world did she wake me? Maybe she needed to talk about something. What if Cana wanted to stop her drinking problem, okay that's never going to happen.

"Was it you who messed with my dreams?" I asked. Cana giggled a little as she lifted her feet out of the water and back in the water. So it was her, I'm innocent! I knew I was a good child!

"Oh yeah," Cana smirked. "And it seemed like you were enjoying it." Cana why? I knew she was a pervert, I knew it! She's also a little prankster. Ugh, I'll never live this down. I guess I am now put in the pervert group with Cana!

"You will never speak of this to any living soul!" I hissed. Cana laughed some more and kicked the water.

"So this mean I can talk to the dead about it?" Cana questioned seriously. My mother was dead, I can't have her find out about this! Oh Mavis what even am I talking about anymore?

"Why did you say that so seriously?" I questioned. Was Cana some kind of witch or something even worse, a mind reader!

"Because I'm a psychic and also a medium silly!" Cana giggled as she poked my forehead. Oh my cheese and crackers I was right! Well I was close. I wonder if she can read minds, that would also be terrible. I guess I might as well try and see if she can read my mind. Can you read my mind? I looked directly at Cana until she started to bust up laughing. What was so funny.

"If you're wondering if I can read your mind," Cana smiled. "I can't." I sighed. That was a huge relief. Wait, how did she know I was thinking that? Did she lie to me? I'm not that stupid!

"How did you know what I was thinking then?" I asked.

"Because people ask me that every time I tell them I'm a psychic." Cana laughed.

"So why did you wake me up?" I questioned. Cana looked a bit down. Oh no, did she think I didn't enjoy her company? I love Cana's company, just not when she's teasing me.

"Not that I don't enjoy your company or anything!" I exclaimed. Cana giggled as she splashed some water at me.

"It's not that." Cana smiled at me. Oh thank god. I thought I was being rude there for a second.

"Then what is it." I asked. Cana looked at me with sad eyes. What's wrong? I don't understand? Cana was usually a bubbly person, not really a sad person. I don't like seeing any of my friends sad, it just makes me sad.

"It's just," Cana looked down. "Do you guys mind if I be your friend?" Oh so that's it.

"Oh Silly Cana," I smiled. "We already are friends." I laughed as Cana suddenly tackled me in a hug. I rubbed her back as she started to cry a little. Cana pulled back and started to wipe some tears away.

"We will never speak of this to anybody." Cana laughed. I nodded my head as I splashed a little water at her.

"Of course," I smiled. "As long as you don't tell anyone about that dream!" I whacked Cana's arm playfully. Cana was about to say something until I felt someone behind me.

"You had it too!?" Natsu cried. I turned around so fast that I landed in the water instead of landing into Cana. I shot up out of the water and shivered. Right in front of me was a flushed Natsu and Cana laughing so hard I think she was going to pee herself. Wait, did Natsu say what I think he said.

"What!" I yelped. Natsu was so red that he looked like a tomato, I bet I wasn't much different.

"You share every dream you have idiots." Gray said while coming up out of nowhere and rubbing his head. Everyone screamed even including Cana. G-Gray was naked, and he was peeing in the lake, that I was standing in.

"Gray!" I hissed. I quickly got up and out of the water. I looked at Natsu who was staring at me, oh god this was so embarrassing. We share every dream. Every, freaking, dream!

"Ugh my heads killing me." Gray groaned. I guess that purple crocodile got him without him noticing.

"The strippers right." Gajeel appeared right behind Natsu. But instead of screaming, I was laughing.

"What's so funny bunny girl?" Gajeel hissed. Natsu and Gajeel both looked at me with confused looks on their faces.

"Y-Your hair!" I tried my best to tell him, but I was laughing too much. Natsu looked behind him and started to laugh like a mad man. Gajeel knocked him in the head as he went over to the lake and saw his reflection. Gajeel them screamed like a little girl, oh this was great.

"Will you stop screaming." Levy groaned as she walked up to us. Natsu and I were holding each other as we laughed. Levy looked at us confused and then she spotted Gajeel.

"I didn't know you did your hair Gajeel." Levy smiled. Gajeel started to splutter out things like "It's not what it looks like!" and "I didn't do this!"

"My prank was a success!" Cana cackled giddily as she rubbed her hands together. Gajeel turned to Cana and charged. What the heck was he planning to do?

"I'm going to kill you booze women!" Gajeel sneered. Before Gajeel could even get an inch close to Cana, Levy stopped him.

"You big idiot!" Levy smacked the top of his head. Gajeel hissed a little but then settle down. Now that we were all silent, I remembered what we were talking about. Did Natsu and I really have the same dream again? Gajeel looked up at me and then he smirked, why was he smirking? I don't like it when Gajeel has that kind of expression, not one bit.

"So you two had an interesting dream huh?" Gajeel smirked. I just wanted to whack that big smirk off his face, but I won't make the same mistake twice. I glared at Gajeel big time, he just laughed at me.

"You know nothing!" I hissed. Gajeel raised his eyebrows and coughed.

"So it was something dirty?" Gajeel said while blushing. Okay I really wanted to hit him with something. Would he just shut his big mouth. Oh my god why did Cana do this to me? I turned to see how Natsu was taking this, he was covering his face.

"Well it had to come from one of you." Levy giggled. Wait, what? What did she mean it had to come from one of us? Did she mean what I think she means? Well I guess I won't find out until I ask.

"What do you mean Levy-chan?" I asked. Levy covered her mouth as she tried to hide her laughter. No Levy why? You have gone to the dark side!

"It means one of you had the idea and then it manifested." Levy smirked at me. Was she assuming it was me? It was probably me, but it's not my fault. It's all Cana's fault. I turned my head and glanced at Cana. She just smiled at me and winked. Cana has also gone to the dark side, wait she was already on the dark side!

"So your saying one of us is a pervert." Natsu asked. Everyone shot their attention towards Natsu, who wasn't covering his face anymore.

"That is exactly what she's saying." Gray laughed. Natsu looked up to the sky and put a finger on his chin. What the heck was he thinking about?

"What are you doing Salamander?" Gajeel asked. Natsu looked back down and raised his eyebrows.

"The dream of course." Natsu smiled. As much as I love hearing Natsu talk, I don't think this is the right time. Gajeel and Levy looked at me in unison and winked. Oh I hate them and their investigating. I don't want people thinking I'm a huge pervert!

"Why don't you tell us about it." Levy giggled. I was about to protest until Cana put a hand over my mouth. She was so evil!

"Well first of all me and Lucy were in bed and I started to tickle Lucy and that's when things got heated." Natsu said while putting his hands up to his cheeks. That was it, I'm done for.

"So who initiated the first move?" Gray asked. Okay this was not sharing of embarrassing dreams time! I wiggled out of Cana's grasp and clamped my hand over Natsu's mouth.

"That's enough talking!" I laughed nervously. Suddenly Levy snapped her fingers and got everyone's attention.

"What is it shrimp?" Gajeel asked.

"Lucy's the pervert!" Levy laughed. Everyone shot their attention towards me. Levy is suppose to help me, not this! Friends really do love embarrassing their friends.

"And why do you say that?" I hissed.

"Because Natsu's too dense to think about things like that." Gray stated. I deeply regretted looking Gray's way because I got a full view of little Gray Jr. I now want to rip my eye balls out and never see again.

"Gray put some clothes on you pervert!" I hissed. Natsu growled as he covered my eyes for me. Natsu didn't really have to do that but I'm thankful.

"When did this happen?" Gray yelped as he hid behind some tall grass. Well that's what I think he did, I can't really see at the moment. Natsu uncovered my eyes and it looks like I guessed right. Gray was hiding in some grass while he called out for Juvia to find his swim shorts.

"Can we all just never speak of this again please?" I sighed. I didn't realize it but, I still had my hand over Natsu's mouth. Big mistake. Before I could pull my hand away, Natsu gripped my wrist and took a big long lick up my palm. Levy, Gajeel, and Cana gasped.

"I guess Natsu and Lucy are both perverts." Gray chuckled from the bush.

"Shut it bush boy!" Natsu hissed. I can't believe it. My friends, just claimed that I'm a pervert. Natsu turned to me and shook me lightly on the shoulders.

"Are you okay Luce?" Natsu asked. I shook my head back and forth.

"I think we broke her." Gray whispered from the bush. That's it, I'm so going to get my revenge I will. I will have my revenge. No matter what. Just you wait Gajeel and Levy, and especially Cana. I always say I'm going to get my revenge, but never do. This time I will for sure!

"I, Lucy Heartphilla, am not a pervert!" I shouted as I chucked my flip-flop at Gajeel's nose. Gajeel made a grunt as he held his, bleeding nose?

"No fair," Gajeel grunted. "You caught me off guard!" Gajeel put his head up and held is nose with two fingers. Levy looked up at me and gave me a thumbs up.

Lucy~ 1

Gajeel~ 1

I was now tied with Gajeel! Muahaha! Well in my mind I was tied up with Gajeel. At least I got somewhere with my revenge. Unlike with Natsu, he is 2 points ahead, no 3 because of the licking incident just now.

"Don't give her a thumbs up." Gajeel groaned. Levy comforted Gajeel as she winked at me. Gajeel and Levy have such a lovely relationship. Even though Levy messes with Gajeel and he does the same, they love each other.

"Don't worry I'm team Gajeel!" Levy pinched Gajeel's red cheeks. See what I mean, just so adorable.

"I'm going back to bed," Gray took the bush with him. "Goodnight dorks!" Gray said as he ran off to find his shorts. Gray is such a weirdo. I looked back to see how Cana's doing because she's been awfully quiet for some time now. And now I know why, Cana was cuddling with a bush as she slept.

"I'm going to sleep too." Gajeel said. Levy waved to Gajeel as if saying go ahead. Gajeel growled at her and picked her up. Gajeel snickered as he put Levy up over his shoulder.

"Put me down you bolts for brains!" Levy hissed as she was carried off back to the sleeping area. Now I was alone with Natsu, except Cana was right behind us sleeping. I turned over to Natsu to see him barley keeping his eyes open. The more I look at Natsu, the more I seem to admire his muscles. I guess I really like muscles. Natsu didn't even have his scarf around his neck, it was around his head. Now that it's not there, I can see a scar there.

"You done looking at the goods?" Natsu laughed. I snapped my head up and locked eyes with Natsu. I didn't realize it but I was so close to him. Our lips were an inch away, when did we get so close?

"Natsu." I whispered. Natsu nodded his head as he moved closer to me. I just stood there like an idiot. We were so close to kissing, so close.

"BE A MAN AND KISS HIM ALREADY!" I heard a voice shout at me. Natsu and I quickly looked across the river and saw some big buff guy with white hair. He was waving at us while smiling. Even though he looked scary, he seemed nice. But there's something that bothered me, Natsu and I were about to kiss and this guy ruined it!

"I'll be a man and punch you into the next century for interrupting!" I shouted. The man smiled at me and clapped his hands.

"I'm Elfman and I'll gladly fight you man!" Elfman shouted. I was about to step into the lake 'till I realized Gray pissed there.

"You are so lucky this lake was pissed in!" I hissed. Elfman chuckled as he laughed at me, he was laughing at me!

"You're so asking for it!" I sneered. Natsu thought it was probably enough fighting for one day because he lifted me off the ground and threw me over his shoulder.

"Another time and day Elfman!" Natsu shouted across the river. Elfman sighed as he waved and ran off to somewhere. Natsu picked Cana up with the other hand and dragged her over to Igneel and Happy. Natsu dropped her off and headed back to our spot. Natsu dropped me and then fell on top of me.

"Natsu got off me." I whined. Natsu wrapped his arms around me and started to snore. I guess it has been a long night. I yawned as I lightly scratched Natsu's head and drifted off to sleep myself.

Authors Note~ Hello friends! Guess who's an amazing person, this person right here! Also you guys are amazing too! I updated on time and I even made the chapter super long because I want you all to be happy! So we had the funeral today and let me tell you, it was horrible. Everyone was crying and I didn't cry that much. No I'm not heartless, but I felt as if he was still alive. That was until I got to see his body, it was so bad. He just didn't look like himself, and that's when I broke down. I was last to see him and I really didn't want to cry, because everyone else would start to cry again. I didn't want to see his brother or mother cry anymore, but I just couldn't hold it in anymore. Reality kind of hit me right in the face. But that was kind of like some closure, I know now that he's in a better place, he was a really good person who always made everyone laugh and smile. I really hope to be just as funny and kind as he was. So I made this chapter for you all and I hope you all found it laughable. Next time you will see Lucy Heartphilla's revenge! Muahaha! Of course we will have the lovely ships and Cana's back story, maybe. If you want me to write Cana's back story I will unless you don't want me to that's fine. I hope you liked this chapter and please review because that always fires me up to right the next chapter!

Until next time

Glen coco out~