I have been pushed to write them arriving back with the stuff and things...
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Daryl and Glenn were dozing when Rick drove back through the prison gates with their horde of stuff and things for the women of the prison. Michonne waved them through the gates shutting it behind them followed it up walking behind the whole way. Rick was feeling very embarrassed as Daryl had teased him most of the way home about not knowing about the redneck vibrator, and tried giving him pointers on how to please a women.
Glenn had been listening from the back seat. Rick couldn't believe he was taking advice from Daryl, who had hardly ever been with a girl ever and Glenn who was like a puppy on X when he talked about sex. Rick couldn't believe that all the women in the prison were using the toothbrushes to masturbate and also making him go out and get them so they could 'Get off' as Daryl put it.
'Masturbation isn't dirty Rick, its natural and normal!' Pipped up Glenn from the back seat. Glenn would know thought Rick thinking that Maggie was the first girl ever to go out with him. Marry him even.
'Stop saying Masturbation! I'm never going to be able to look any of those women in the eye again!' Rick shot over his shoulder to Glenn. Daryl had sniggered most of the way home.
'Look Rick you just have to think of it as a magic button an't ya. Ya push it and the good stuff comes!' Laughing at his own joke. Then mumbled that he was tired and was going to get some shut eye before getting to the prison.
Carol and Maggie came out in the direction of the common room and greeted them as the truck pulled up close so they could empty it without much drama.
'What did you get?' Maggie asked Glenn.
'We got stuff and things, ummmm and the stuff!' Answered Rick, hanging his head a bit wondering where to look. Feeling a bit embarrassed knowing what he now knew, before now he was greeted like he was famous bringing home the bootie, the electric tooth brushes. Now he knew he felt mortified and didn't know where to look. Glenn and Daryl had known all this time.
'You got stuff and things huh? That's unlike you Rick!' Maggie giggled.
Daryl was heaving boxes of tampons out of the truck muttering away to Carol about tampons.
'Do you even used this shit Carol?' Daryl whispered, thinking about it on the way back he couldn't remember her ever saying she had her period.
'No Dary!l I just wait for the magical unicorns to come once a month and take it away. Of course I use this stuff. I'm only 40!' He looked at her surprised, wondering how he didn't know. How could he know know their sex life never seemed to suffer from it. Thinking on that for a moment he shuddered.
'So yes I do get my period, I just don't bitch about it like everyone else does!' Carol stated picking up a box stalking inside. Daryl wondered if she was on it now.
He also wasn't dumb enough to know he was in the shit.
'Did you get the stuff?' Whispered Michonne to Rick, gathering up a box, having come up from locking the gate after they drove in. Nodding in the general direction of Rick's back pack.
'I got some stuff!' Whispered Rick. Wondering what stuff she actually was talking about. He hoped he had the stuff she wanted the grabbed pretty much all of it.
'We got the things!' Stated Glenn winking to Michonne. Michonne glared at Rick, who put his palms up in the air.
'I got some stuff, Daryl got some things!' Rick stated glaring back at Michonne who was digging through her box discovering she had the electric toothbrushes. She shoved a couple of packs down the front of her shirt and called out to Maggie.
'You want?' Maggie took some and put them into Glenns bag.
'Carol, you want?' Asked Michonne looking in Carol's general direction, as she was coming back for another load.
'No, she don't fucken want that shit!' Daryl growled answering for her. Carol giggled looking at Daryl looking at Rick waiting for him to say something. Carol had her hands on Daryl's arms trying to shhhhhhh him. Whispering not to tell everyone what the women wanted the toothbrushes for.
Daryl's face blushed.
'Daryl! Daryl did you tell Rick? Daryl! You promised!' Carol scolded Daryl.
'I didn't tell Rick at first, it was Glenn he told him first!' Whispered back Daryl. Carol cocked her head on the side stared at Daryl.'
'And how did Glenn find out. I know Maggie wouldn't have blabbed about it!' Carol asked, Daryl just mumbled about getting her something pretty.
'Ummmmmm you sure you neeeeeed an electric tooth brush 'chonne?' Rick stumbled over his words blushing terribly.
'Who doesn't enjoy using an electric toothbrush?' Stated Michonne, 'I mean you don't need an electric toothbrush but they do a good job!' Rick hung his head. Daryl elbowed Carol who was smacking Daryls arm.
Glenn was bouncing around like a puppy enjoying the sexual tension in the air. Maggie tried to quiet him down with shhhhhhhhing sounds.
Daryl was staggering up the steps behind Glenn and RIck although his boxes were not heavy he he had piled them high and couldn't see where he was going.
Coming down into the common room a cheer went up about their return, Michonne stopped suddenly Daryl not seeing her tripped her over and her box went flying tooth brushes, Tampons, Panties/Bra's and cock rings went flying everywhere around the room. Rick, Daryl and Glenn all stopped moving as taking in the scene before them. Beth and Carl were playing a game of cards in the corner. Looked up to see what was spilt out of the boxes.
'Out NOW!' Shouted Rick trying to sheild Carl and Beth from the stuff and things still being kicked around the room. 'Oh good tooth brushes, thanks Rick!' Beth bent down and picked up two tooth brushes and kissed Rick on the cheek. Ricks cheeks were flaming.
'What are these Dad?' Asked Carl holding up a box of cock rings. Rick snatched them of Carl and sent them both off on a mission to find Patrick to play lego. Rick looked mortified Carol and Daryl were in hysterics. Michonne wondering what was going on. Hershal was trying to get Beth out of the room pushing her towards the cell block.
'But Daddy, I want to look at the pretty bras and things!' They could hear Beth complaining to her Dad. Beth's cries could be heard the whole way down the cell block. Daryl smirked at Glenn who was blushing as red as Rick!
As predicted all the women of the prison group dove on the toothbrushes, Rick stood back wanting to leave but was to embarrassed to move anywhere. Michonne went to look through the things, he stepped forward, 'I got some stuff in my bag for you!' He dragged her towards their cell. Carol and Daryl were watching and laughing.
'Daryl did you think to tell him Michonne uses her tooth brush to brush her teeth? Poor guy's going to have a heart attack!' Carol growled at him scolding him slightly.
Daryl just stood there laughing and shaking his head.