It was almost night, and the "awesome" nation of Prussia had completely spaced getting his mail that morning. He was so busy goofing off that he hadn't even paid attention to the time. Stretching out his arms, the albino went outside into the warm weather and found a few letters on his doorstep. He smiled, leaning down to pick them up and his crimson eyes widened when he realized one was labeled for him. Not that the others weren't, but he knew this was personal!

"A letter for the awesome me~?" He asked himself, laughing underneath his breath as he lazily ripped the packaging open. He read it aloud to the bird perched upon his shoulder who seemed very uninterested - but he didn't mind.

Dear Prussia,

First of all, you are, indeed, awesome. If I ever need a drinking buddy, I'm gonna call you, okay? Now, do you love Hungary or Austria? You know what I mean. :3 And how on earth did you go for that long without realizing that you had a bird on your head...? I'm sorry you had to live with Russia; that must have been seriously unawesome. :( Glad you're back, though! Give your brother a hug from me please!

Lots of love,

-The Slightly Less Awesome Person Writing This Letter

"Kesese~ I need to write back!" He exclaimed, darting for a desk in his room that had stacks of paper inside the drawers. He sharpened a pencil and sat down to get to work.

Dear person who isn't as awesome as me, but still awesome because you wrote to me,

Thanks! I know I am~ And cool, I'd love that. I haven't had a beer in a bit, which is weird, so hit me up! Hm? Well, Hungary is like a sister to me. And Austria's a prick. But it's so fun to mess with both of them~

You know, sometimes my awesomeness gets in the way, and I forget everything around me. I think that's what happened. But I'm glad I met the little guy (his name is Gilbird)!

Yeah, I don't think about those days much. It sucked, but that's over with! Danke, me too. I'll give Luddy a big hug just from you ;D Stay awesome~

-Prussia

Smiling, Prussia sealed up the envelope and went back outside to mail it; giggling with joy for a while as he strolled back inside.