France, Spain, and Prussia, also known as the Bad Touch Trio, chuckled loudly and drunkenly as they sat sprawled out on Spain's couch. Romano was hiding in his room as he heard loud laughter, and every now and then he would hiss "bastards!" downstairs.

The three of them sat dazed as they stared at a package in front of them. It was a letter. Not to one of them, but to all three of them! They let out a cheer, Prussia diving to rip the thing open violently. He let out a wail as if he had just murdered someone, and giggled as he unfolded the paper and read its content aloud.

To the BTT,

Dear France, Spain and Prussia
You are awesome and i love you so much. I have 3 questions :
How did you guys meet each other?
How can I be more awesome?
Can i be in the BTT?

Je vous adore all of you ( France a little more because he is my country and he has beautiful hair)

-Weeedy, a French fangirl

P.S : Spain can you help me for my spanish exam, please

"Kesese! I wanna answer!" Prussia begged, hiccuping between his words and France cut him off with a whine. "No! It's to all of us not just you!"

"We can all write back.." Spain decided, his vision slightly blurry, but he wrote something down regardless. The others followed his lead.

Dear weeedy,

Gracias~

I don't really remember honestly..? I think it was something about an alliance and then we just kind of became friends from there. I'm a little hazy right now, sorry..Aha~

There's really no way to "be more awesome". Just be you!

Ah, well you can be an honorary member, sure. :)

And si, I'll try to help you for your Spanish exam!

-Spain

"Cliche Spain.."

"S-So?"

"Kesese... My turn motherfuckers!"

Weeedy,

Danke! I know I'm pretty awesome.

We kinda formed a cool alliance, but it was through fights and shit. Then we just said fuck it, let's be friends.

Well, you can't be as awesome as me of course, but you can always just declare your awesomeness. That helps.

Um, I don't know about that. We're a "trio" for a reason...

Anyway, thanks for the letter!

-The Awesome Prussia

"Finally it's my turn~"

"Yeah yeah don't write an essay France."

"Rude."

Weeedy,

Merci~

Ah, it was through many hardships that we became friends. But, that's all in the past now.

Just have fun and be yourself! You seem pretty awesome already. Considering you're French~

Sure! The more the merrier!

Honhon~ I know I'm much better than these idiots, hm?

Much love,

France~