"America sir, we have an important document for you."
"Huh? What?"
"Here you are."
America scrunched his eyebrows together, taking the envelope in his hand that was labeled "top secret". Suddenly, his heart began to pound, palms began to sweat, and his excitement rose as he rushed to his desk to open the letter. He took out a letter opener, being careful not to rip any part of it.
To America:
Enclosed are copies of a letter I sent Russia in an attempt to diplomatically solve the Crimea Crisis and his response.
Ukraine would like a massage, by the way.
I believe it's time for The Hero to go to work.
- Code Name: Wolverine26/1837
Blue eyes widened, and his smile grew wider with each passing second. Was this for real?! He scrambled to respond, writing as fast as he possibly could.
Wolverine,
Holy shit man thank you!
This is amazing, and I'll read through it right away.
I'll see if I can get that to happen.
Fuck yeah, it's my time to shine. Thanks for helping out the Hero! After all, a sidekick is just as important!
-America
Silently, stealthily, Ukraine snuck into her room to avoid her brother; a letter clutched in her shaking hands. She was glad she got one, sure, but if he caught her... She gulped, shaking her head and trying not to think about it.
To Ukraine:
Trust me, there are plenty of Gentlemanly Heroes out there. Especially the two hinted at.
She tilted her head, smiling all the same. "Gentlemanly Heroes..?"
To Russia:
Is it true you're now restricting internet access to your citizens? It seems that you're becoming less like Russia and more like Soviet Union/USSR every day.
Russia smiled much too innocently as he ripped up the paper, tossing it aside for Lithuania to catch; trembling.
"M-Mr. Russia?"
"Just get rid of it, da?"