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Chapter 7: Oh, the Irony
Previously on Let's Play!
~Sakura's Dream~
One second, I am in Asylum. The next, I am falling through an unknown, though familiar, blue dimension.
"AAAAHHHHH!" I screamed as I fell. Soon the many blues turned to brown and I landed on the hard ground with a grunt.
I looked at my surroundings.
Dead grass, mushrooms, and a lot of rocks.
My bottom was in pain from my landing, I struggled to stand up on my feet. I attempted to dust off the dirt from my dress and apron.
"Please don't dawdle, Sakura."
I looked up to see a familiar rabbit eared man. It was the White Rabbit, Kakashi. He was wearing the same garments as he was the last time I saw him.
He wore white trousers, black leather gloves, a black top hat, a white button up shirt, a maroon blazer, and black dress shoes.
"We're very late indeed."
Without another word he turned and ran, rather hopped, through what looked like a mine passageway.
'Well, that was rude!' I thought.
I simply looked toward the passageway that Kakashi had disappeared into, wandering if I should follow him or not.
I didn't fail to notice someone appearing out of thin air. The creature looked my way and flashed a white toothy grin before walking towards me, his skeletal tail swinging abck and forth.
Sasuke, the Cheshire Cat. He was taller, thinner, and paler than I remembered him to be.
His skin was covered in tattoos, he looked emaciated. He had an earring on his right black cat ear. He was wearing black skinny jeans, fitted white t-shirt that had many rips, a silver chain, and black sneakers.
His red eyes were never strayed from me. They then turned to their original color, obsidian.
He had told me once, when I was little, that when his eyes were red he could predict other people's moves. He called it, the Sharingan. It was something that only he could do.
I walked toward him.
"You've gone quite mangy, Cat." I stopped after a few steps, "But your grin's a comfort."
He stopped when we were about a meter away from each other.
His expression became slightly annoyed, "And you've picked up a bit of an attitude."
He came right behind me, "Still curious," then he bent down so that his mouth was next to my ear.
"And willing to learn, I hope."
I spoke without looking at him, "Wonderland's become quite strange."
I then turned my head to him, "How is one to find her way?" I asked.
"As knowing where you are going is preferable to being lost, ask. Rabbit knows a thing or two. And I, myself, don't need a weathervane to tell which way the wind blows." Sasuke purred into my ear sending shivers down my spine.
"Let your need guide your behavior."
He straightened himself.
"Suppress your instinct to lead."
He walked in front of me.
"Pursue Rabbit."
He disappeared into thin air.
Following Sasuke's advice, I ran towards the mine passageway. When I turned a corner I spotted a worker walking sluggishly.
I walked up to him.
"Our land is destroyed. Our spirit crushed."
"Reminds me of Asylum. Is there no joy here?" I wondered.
"Slavery and happiness do not dwell in the same house."
The worker left without another word.
I looked for somewhere else to go. The only passageways were the one I had just came from and one with a huge gap with steam coming out of it.
Then I saw Sasuke leaning against a wooden structure.
I was about to ask him what I should do when he spoke.
"When the path is problematical, consider a leap of faith." I didn't understand his riddle.
He gestured his hands towards the up rising steam, "Ride the wind," and he vanished.
I slowly walked onto the wooden plank.
'It's now or never Sakura," I thought as I leaped.
Sakura's P.O.V
BOOM!
I woke up, startled.
'What the hell happened?'
I found myself on the floor with an aching pain on my back.
By looking at the covers all over the bed and floor, I guessed that I fell off of the bed.
I thought about the dream that I had.
'What was that about?'
Kakashi as a rabbit and Sasuke as a smexy, badass cat!
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I mean, Sasuke as an emo, perverted cat!... Yeah, that's what I meant.
There was a soft knock at the door. "Sakura-san, is everything alright in there?" a maid asked, timidly.
"Yeah, I just fell off of the bed! That's all, nothing to worry about."
Ever since I got here, I've been waited on, and I don't like that.
Not. At. All.
So I tell them to not bother me. I looked at the clock. It read 5:12.
"Shit! I'm late!"
I had to be at Clade's by six, but with the traffic and distance and all, I wouldn't be able to make it on time.
My "mother" and "sister" were probably still snoring their asses off and Alfred was probably already out of the house. It was time for me to get going.
I walked into the bathroom and got ready for school. After taking a shower, combing my hair, and brushing my teeth, I slipped on a pair of sweatpants and a tank top and a pair of black uggs.
I grabbed my black handbag and headed out of my room.
I was rushing down the stairwell when I heard my name being.
'Well, I was wrong. Alfred is home.'
I walked over to the dining room where my step-father was currently eating breakfast at.
He gestured me to sit down. As I did, a plate of pancakes and various fruits was placed in front of me.
The food was tempting me, with its delicious smell wafting in the air like that. Curse breakfast foods!
I divided the pancakes with my knife and popped a slice in my mouth.
"What?" I asked, annoyed.
"It's not good to skip breakfast you know, it's the most important meal of the day. It gives you the energy you need."
"So? It's not a necessity." I kept munching on the soft pancakes.
"Actually, it is."
He was starting to bug me. I started eating the strawberries and blueberries that were on my plate.
"Not really."
"You need to have your three meals during the course of your day."
I swallowed the last berry, "No, I can live without it."
"It's healthier to have it though."
"Look, can we just get off if this subject already?" I was starting to get pissed.
"But, of course!" he sounded delighted at the suggestion.
I shrugged it off, "Good!"
I stood up and began walking towards the door.
"Sakura, honey, where are you going?" he asked.
'Honey? Who's he calling Honey?'
I gritted my teeth, "School."
"Why, it's too early for you to be going to school. Why don't you wait for Karin and go to school together." he suggested.
My jaw dropped.
'Oh he did not just say what I thought he said!' I thought. (A/N: Fudge yeah he did!)
'Remember, Sakura. The plan, do it for the plan! Do it for Suna!'
I faked a smile and in a fake cheery voice said, "Well, Alfred, I'd love to just sit around and wait for Karin. But, I have to go to school early because my... guide has to show me around the school since... they left early yesterday and couldn't show me around yesterday."
It was a lie, I couldn't tell that man my business. I barely fucking know him.
He nodded his head in understanding and with that, I left.
Matsuri's P.O.V
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na na
I'm no beauty queen,
I'm just beautiful me!
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na na
You've got every right;
To a beautiful life,
C'mon!
Who says?
Who says you're not perfect?
Who says you're not worth it?
Who says you're the only one that's hurting?
Trust me,
That's the price of beauty!
Who says you're not pretty?
Who says you're not beautiful?
Who says?
Who says you're not star potential?
Who says you're not presidential?
Who says you can't be in movies?
Listen to me, listen to me!
Who says you don't pass the test?
Who says you can't be the best?
Who said, who said?
Won't you tell me who said that?
Yeah!
Who said?
"Who says, who says you're not perfect? Who says you're not worth it? Who says you're the only one that's hurting? Trust me, that's the price of beauty! Who says you're not pretty? Who says you're not beautiful, who says?" I sang as the song ended.
I love Selena Gomez, she's my idol! Even if if she is dating that fag, Justin Bieber. (A/N: Sorry for all you Beliebers that are reading this and the rest of his fans out there, I just don't have Bieber Fever. I got a vaccination for that after I thought that a girl was singing One Time and my friend told me it was a guy!)
I shut off my radio/alarm clock and got out of bed.
I'm probably the happiest person alive on earth right now!
I'm still upset about Sari dating Gaara and about Sakura in Konoha, but it seems like things are turning around now!
Gaara came up to me yesterday and offered to be my biology tutor! In front of Sari! He said that before Sakura left, she called him and asked him to tutor me since she moving and wouldn't be able to. And he agreed! Temari probably forced him to, but who the fuck cares? Sari didn't look too happy about it.
When I told Ittetsu, he took it pretty well. He likes Sari, so he would rather me to be with Gaara.
Though, she has been pretty bitchy with us lately. She hardly hangs out with us anymore.
I sighed.
I sang, "Who says I can't be Gaara's girfriend? Who says that he can't be my tutor? Well, Selena, I'll tell you who said that. Yeah!"
'Sari said that!' I smiled at the thought.
Sakura's P.O.V
I had already fetched my other uniforms from Claude. He offered to do my hair and make up today as well.
The make up was the same as yesterday. Mascara, fine eyeliner, and pink lipgloss.
My hair, however, was slightly different. He did a pair of low twintails, tied off with the ribbons from yesterday and today. The twintails, like the ponytail from yesterday, were gently curled on the ends. Though today, he parted my bangs through the middle and left them hanging.
I was on my way to school.
When I got there, I found the same exact parking spot that I had parked in yesterday empty. So I parked there because it was a pretty good parking space, number two to out of all of them be precise.
The number one parking spot was the one next to mine. Perfect shade spot, when mine was second best.
A perfect parking spot for the perfect car, the jet black 2011 Mustang V6. It really caught my attention. I admired the car.
Who drives it?
Who enjoys this sweet ride?
I got out of the car with my favorite black Louis Vuitton handbag in my hand.
I walked around the Mustang. I peered in through the tinted glass windows to try to find some type of clue as to who this fucking awesome car belongs to.
None.
It looked as though the car was brand new, straight from the store. No personal belongings, no nothing!
This person must be neat freak!... Maybe even a nerd.
I sighed in defeat as I pulled away from the lovely car and went to my first period class.
101AP's P.O.V
I laugh all evil like, "I bet chu wanna know who's car that is, dont't cha. But, I'm not gonna tell ya! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
You fanfic readers all look at me like I'm some friggin' physco and I stop.
I gave up, "Ok fine, I'll tell you already! You don't have to beg!"
Inner Sakura rolls her eyes at me.
"What?" I ask innocently.
"They didn't beg for shit, baka!'
"I know they didn't!"
She scoffed, "Sure!"
"Whatever! Let's just get on with the chapter!" I poured and crossed my arms in a childish manor.
Inner Sakura whispers to you readers of fanfiction, "Just ignore her."
"I heard that!" I yelled.
She turns to face me, "No one, and I mean NO ONE, wants to read about you! So shut the fuck up and sit your ass back on that chair and continue to type this fucking chapter until it is complete!"
She bent down to meet my gaze and said in a dangerously sweet tone, "Are you getting all of this?"
I nodded my head vigorously.
"GOOD! NOW MOVE IT! LET'S GO!"
I do as she says and continue to type, at the stake of dying.
Sasuke's P.O.V
I arrived at school and parked in my parking spot.
It's been mine ever since I was a freshman. It basically has my name written not just on it, but all over it. Under the ground and above it.
The best parking spot on campus, and everyone knows that it's mine. They don't even dare to go near it.
It was in a courner, so only one other person could park next to me. I have never had anyone park in that spot though. Not any of my friends, none of my enemies, not my brother, not even any of my fangirls. Which was a HUGE shock!
So, it surprised me that yesterday, after making out with that hot bitch, I saw another car parked in the spot where no one was brave enough to park.
It was just... odd.
Today though, it was like the usual, an empty space.
They were probably dared to park next to me or something stupid like that.
I got out of my car and entered the building.
Time Skip
I was sitting in my Laguage Arts classroom. I was conversing with Kiba since Naruto happened to be ignoring me, Kakashi being late as usual. Then Sakura walked in.
Her arms were crossed. Her lips were pressed in a thin line. She looked as if she were thinking.
She sat down in her seat and sighed. She then blinked a few times and shot her eyes towards Naruto.
"Naruto," she called.
He whipped his head in her direction and ran up to her.
"Yeah?" Narutro asked.
"Who, in this school, owns a black 2011 Mustang V6?" she asked.
"Why?" he asked curiously while raising an eyebrow.
"It's a very nice car and I just wanted to know who it belonged to, that's all." Sakura respoded simply.
I smirked. Only one person in this entire school owns a ride like that, and that so happened to be yours truely.
'So. She likes my ride now, does she?'
I liked that, I liked that very much.
"Sakura-chan, there is only one person, that I know of, that owns that kind of car in that particular color," he stated.
"Who?" Sakura asked a little too eagerly.
"Sasuke."
Sakura's P.O.V
I walked into my Language Arts classroom.
My arms were crossed and my lips were pressed in a thin line.
I was thinking, wondering who that car belonged to. Trying to figure out to who it may have belonged to.
I sat down in my seat and sighed.
'I could always ask someone, someone who knows everyone. Everyone and if they had a car or not and what was it. Most likely I would have to look for a guy... Like Naruto.'
I then blinked a few times in realization.
'NARUTO!'
I shot my eyes towards Naruto.
"Naruto," I called.
He whipped his head in my direction and ran up to me.
"Yeah?" Narutro asked.
"Who, in this school, owns a black 2011 Mustang V6?" I asked.
"Why?" he asked curiously while raising an eyebrow.
"It's a very nice car and I just wanted to know who it belonged to, that's all." I respoded simply.
There was a pause.
"Sakura-chan, there is only one person, that I know of, that owns that kind of car in that particular color," he stated.
"Who?" I asked a little too eagerly.
He gulped.
'Uh oh! That's never a good sign! Oh pleeeaaassee Kami don't let it be–"
"Sasuke."
Holy. Shit.
My eyes widened, "You're kidding me, right?"
He shook his head in response, "Sorry."
My jaw dropped.
"Liar, you have no idea what you're talking about!" I accused.
"Actually, I do. He's driven me home enough times for me to know what car he drives."
I wasn't believing this! Any of this!
"Why does it matter anyway?" Naruto asked.
"I... I have taken an interest in the car, that's all." I said half truthfully, hoping he would believe me entirely.
"Yeah, she is a pretty sweet ride!"
I nodded my head at his comment.
"It's his favorite too, but he doesn't use it with girls."
I raised an eyebrow at his statement, "What do you mean, 'he doesn't use it with girls'?" I couldn't help, but ask.
"He means that Sasuke doesn't bring any girls within five meters of his Mustang, plus it's the only girl he rides more than once!"
Naruto and the brown haired boy with red, triangular tattoos laughed at the his comment.
"Yeah, it's the only serious relationship he's ever had! She keeps him coming back for more!" Naruto joked, and they both laughed some more.
I couldn't help, but to join in on all of the fun.
It was quite ridiculous that the almighty Uchiha, Sasuke has never been in a serious relationship, only in hook-ups or one night stands! Even Naruto was one step ahead of the cocky, arrogant Uchiha! Now that was what you call, pathetic!
'Ha! He's sooooo lame!' I thought.
"I bet you he can't even handle a serious relationship!" exclaimed the brown haired male with the triangular tattoos.
"Then you know you're gonna lose the bet, Kiba!" Karin shouted.
I scoffed, "Puh-lease! The only thing he's good for is breaking girls' hearts!"
"That is sooo not true!" defended Ino.
"Bitch, please! You damn well know I'm right!" I countered.
"Bitch, you better watch yourself before you get fucked up!" Ami threatened.
"You don't scare me, whore!"
"Who are you to be, going around calling people whores?"
"I'm Haruno, Sakura! The bitch that's gonna beat the shit outta yah!" I was starting to get all Tayuya on her, but like I give a fucking shit!
We were all up in each others' faces.
In the background you could here the crowd chanting, "Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
"You are going to beat the shit out of moi?" Ami asked.
I hated that, I HATED when people speak French like they actually know the language! It was downright stupid, especially in these type of occasions!
She laughed without humor, "Oh! I don't think so!"
"No, you're right. Yah know so!"
"Bitch! Imma fuck you up!" Ami screamed at the top of her lungs.
I wasn't scared of her, not the least bit frightened.
But, before she was able to lunge at me, he stepped in between us, blocking us from getting to each other and clawing the others' eyes out from their sockets.
"The only one here who's going to be fucking here, is me."
"B-but, Sasuke-kun! You heard how she insulted you! I was only trying to–"
He did something so, so... Unexpected. He glared at her! He glared at Ami!
He glared at one of his whores! Holy crap! Pigs must be flying!
"I-I am sooo sorry Sasuke-kun! I–"
He ignored her and whispered in my ear, "After school, meet me in the courtyard. There are some things that we need to talk over."
And with that, he left the classroom.
'What things?' I thought, curiously.
Yet, Another Time Skip
Sakura's P.O.V
It was like fifteen minutes until the bell is supposed to ring.
I was as bored as hell!
I looked at Hinata.
She was writing her notes down in gorgeous calligraphy.
'Wow! She has really nice handwriting!' I thought.
I was already done with my notes since I was a fast writer, so was Hinata; however, she actually writes neatly.
I don't. I mean yeah, it's legible and kind of neat... somewhat... sort of... people used to copy my notes all of the time! So, of course it has to be neat in some way, shape, or form!
Her, Hinata's, work is a piece of art! She must be a great artist to be able to write like that with just a regular pen! (A/N: That's how my art teacher writes so, that's where I got the idea from.)
I lightly tapped her shoulder when she was done.
She flinched slightly then when she noticed that it was me, she relaxed.
"Gomen, Hina-chan!" I apologized in a whisper.
She just shook her head, "N-no, you sh-shouldn't be. I-I mean, it's really not y-your fault!"
This girl has to learn to not be so damn shy! And Imma gonna teach her how, with my Suna pals of course!
Then, the lightbulb floating on top of my head blinked on.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
"Hey! I was just wondering that may-be you and Tennie-chan could, you know, sleep over for the weekend?" I asked.
"W-well, I... um... I-I don't know about Tenten-chan, b-but I-I'd love too!"
I was about to squeal (much like one of SasGAY's fangirls) and tackle her in a hug (kinda like what I did to Haku) when she spoke again.
"I j-just have to ask my f-father for permission first!"
"Your dad better say yes or I'll–"
RIIIIING!
I laughed.
Hinata giggled lightly, kind of like a princess, and started to pack her belongings. As so did I.
She waved, "G-goodbye, S-sakura-chan! See y-you at lunch!"
I waved back, "See yah later Hina-chan!"
Then I felt a well-built, warm body.
I turned around to find my sexy Sasori in front of me.
"Hey, Gorgeous." Sasori lifted my chin up and gave me a chaste kiss on the lips.
"Aww, Sasori-kun. You're so sweet!"
I pulled him down to kiss me more fully, passionately.
I felt someone nudge me, I pulled away to see Deidara with a disgusted look on his face.
Sasori sighed, "What do you want, Deidara?"
"Sorry for interrupting your little... session, but I believe that Imouto has classes to attend and come to think of it, SO DO WE!" Deidara grabbed Sasori by his collar and started to drag him away. Deidara waved and flashed a smile, "Oh! I almost forgot! Ja ne, Imouto!"
I giggled and waved back, "See you soon, Niisan! Sasori-kun!"
Sasori mouthed, "Help me!"
I just smiled and walked to class.
Naruto's P.O.V
I was waiting for him to come, he promised to meet me here at exactly this time.
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'WHERE THE HELL IS THAT TEME ANYWAY?' I thought.
I spotted Teme coming towards me.
"Finally! Teme, where the hell have you been?" I yelled.
"School."
"Don't play smart ass with me!"
"Dobe, can you shut up just for once?" he sighed, "What did you want me for?"
"I've decided..."
"On?"
"That I'd let you date Sakura-chan."
Sasuke raised an eyebrow at this.
"Hn?"
I grinned evilly.
"If you can prove to me that you are worthy of being a good boyfriend in a commited relationship!"
"And just how am I going to prove to you exactly?" he asked.
"Date someone, anyone, for at least a month... If you can... you know, doing all that romantic, un-Temelike jazz. Then, only then, will I help you win the heart of my dear and beautiful cousin, Sakura."
He turned to walked away, "Wait!" I called out.
He stopped.
"No," he began, "I don't need your assistance to get to her, but..." he turned to face me and smirked, "You know that I can't back down from a challenge."
I grinned at his damn Uchiha pride, "So that means that you're doing it!" I put out my hand.
He took mine firmly with his own, "Hell yeah it does."
Then, we shook on it. After this there is no backing down!
Our eyes staring at each other with determination, azure clashing with ebony.
Karin's P.O.V
I raised my hand, "Anko-sensei!" I called.
She sighed and rolled her eyes, "What, Karin?"
"May I use the restroom?" I asked.
She rolled her eyes, "Whatever, just go! And make it fast!"
I walked out of the classroom and made my way towards the girls' bathroom.
I entered and looked into the mirror.
Yeah, I was pretty. I was lucky, even.
I had natural beauty, like my mother once had; however, Sakura was more... Exotic, like our mother.
Compared to her I'm just average, plain. I lucked out with my father's hair color, but I was fortunate enough to get my mother's eyes.
Sakura and I resemble our mother greatly. Same breasts, ass, curves, mouth, legs.
Although, I have sharper facial features that make me look much older while Sakura does not.
Though, Sakura looks more innocent and cute. Unlike our mother and I, she has huge doe eyes.
I have a lightly tanner complexion than her, coming from our father, while Sakura is on the paler side, like our mother.
I fixed my glasses. Also, Sakura had perfect eyesight, which I did not.
I sighed.
'He's only interested in her because she's new, that's all!' I told myself, knowing it was far from the truth.
I walked out of the girls' bathroom and when I was walking back to the classroom, I saw him!
"S-Sasuke-kun!"
He was leaning against the lockers. He slightly nodded his head in acknowledgement.
I walked over to him, "Sasuke-kun, what are you doing here?"
He shrugged.
"Ditching class?" I asked.
He just looked at me.
I took that as a "yes."
"Karin."
"Y-yes?"
There was silence.
"Go out with me."
It was supposed to be a question; though, it came out more as a demand rather than a question. But, a question nonetheless!
And hell I did not see this coming!
'Maybe Sakura wouldn't be a problem after all,' I thought.
"Yes!" I said without hesitation.
I grabbed him and crashed my lips onto his.
It was even better than I would have ever imagined!
Things were finally going well for me and I was ecstatic!
Sasuke's P.O.V
I leaned on one of the lockers and sighed.
'I could always make her jealous, but none of her friends interest me. And random ones just won't do. Though, before... With her and Ami...'
"S-Sasuke-kun!"
I slightly nodded my head in acknowledgement.
'No, I have an even better idea,' I thought.
She walked over to me, "Sasuke-kun, what are you doing here?"
Karin.
Of coarse, there was no better choice! Whether they have a good relationship or not, it doesn't matter. She'll get jealous either way, it was perfect.
I just shrugged.
"Ditching class?" Karin asked.
I just looked at her. (A/N: He's secretly checking her out, but we all know that dear Saucy Cakes wouldn't be caught dead admitting that!... Yet.)
'Yeah, I'll be able to deal with that. Not the best, but fucking good enough,' I thought.
I decided that it was time to act.
"Karin."
"Y-yes?"
There was silence.
"Go out with me." I somewhat demanded.
You could tell by her face that she did not see this coming.
"Yes!" Karin said without hesitation.
She grabbed me and crashed her lips onto mine.
Although, I did not think that she would do that so quickly, I let her do what she wanted at that moment.
'And at this rate I'll have Sakura at my feet, begging for me to fuck her,' I smirked in the kiss as the thought crossed his mind.
It was a turn-on for Karin, I slid my arms around her petite waist and forcefully kissed her back to show her that (I) was in charge.
I earned a soft moan from the redheaded bitch.
Yes, I am the one, the one and only.
The only one in charge, I am the master and she was the loyal bitch that obeyed his every command.
Ino's P.O.V
I saw it, the whole entire thing.
"Go out with me."
He asked her out...!
He fucking asked her out!
"Yes!" she said without hesitation.
And she said yes! That fucking, backstabbing whore!
I would have expected Ami to do this, but Karin?... Never! She was too good of a friend, always! She alwaysー
She grabbed him and crashed her lips onto his.
'What a good friend you are!'
That was totally unforgivable! That bitch just crossed the line!
He smirked while kissing her.
He slid his arms around her fat waist.
She moaned!
That bitch! That should be me! Not you! Me!
I gritted my teeth and walked away from the sickening scene before my breakfast decided to regurgitate, I wouldn't want my Coach shoes to be covered with vomit and Sasuke-kun to think any less of me!
Ooooookaaaaaaayyyyy. So I bet cha didn't see that comin' now did ya? You can expect to see more of Jealous Ino in the next chapter that I have been writing and I hope that I can update it faster! 3 U ALL!