"Nor."
"Hm?"
"I have a letter for you."
"..For me?
"Yeah. Here you go." Iceland handed off the letter to his brother, Norway, who sat looking at it dumbfounded. He never thought that he would receive a letter... And yet, here it was in his hands.
"Is this some kind of prank from Denmark?" He called out to Iceland, rolling his eyes and wanting to throw the thing away if it was true. But, then again, Denmark wasn't smart enough to completely change his handwriting for a stupid prank.
To: Norway
Hei! So, it would seem your favorite Dane wrote something about you. Do you know what it is? Are you angry? You should be angry.
Do you get upset when people ship you with Denmark? After all, you were his mere province for a few hundred years. Likewise, do you get upset when people ship you with Sweden?
How was this year? Now your constitution is 200 years old! Congratulations on your bicentennial! Ha det!
-iSoftRain of the Cloud Layer
Norway scowled - "What did he write about me this time?"
"Who?"
"Who do you think.."
"Ah." Iceland walked upstairs, not wanting to face the wrath of his brother, "I got it. Have fun writing back I suppose."
iSoftRain,
What did the idiot write about me? What is something bad? I swear... I'm going to strangle him when I see him again. So, yes, I am angry.
..People what. I mean, I'm not going to get really angry but... It's weird. M-me and him..?
Me and Sweden?! What? That's a thing? People are insane. I feel like I'm the only normal one sometimes. In no way would I want to be with Sweden of all nations. He has Finland, "his wife", after all.
This year was productive, but all went well. Indeed it is - thank you for your support.
And, another thanks for writing. I thought I wasn't going to get any letters, honestly.
-Norway