Chapter 33~ Jellal and I have a heart to heart talk, about his nonexistent eyebrows?!

Disclaimer~ I GlenCocoSavesTheDay does not own Fairy Tail, my ships would have sailed by now. But they will, THEY WILL I TELL YOU! The fabulous cover art is not made by me but is made by yoriru from tumblr, please go check her out!

Authors Note~ Hello everyone! Please remember Natsu is now human, along with Gajeel, Wendy, Laxus, and Igneel! So someone actually guessed what I was going to do later in the story with Leo! But it's a bit similar but not quite accurate, I have big plans for Leo! It won't be too worry some, I think it will be quite exciting. Anyways I'm sorry if I made any one cry, I knew I cried myself so it's okay! Enough with the sadness though, this chapter will be fun! Anyways on with the story!

"Finally you two arrive!" Gray cried as he flung a card at Natsu and I. I dogged it with ease and stared at my friends, Natsu wasn't so Lucky.

"Gray you stupid bastard!" Natsu cried as he clung to his eye. I quickly went to his aid and pushed the card away. Natsu stared at me with only one eye open, the other was in pain apparently. It was hard not to laugh.

"And this is why I love you Luce." Natsu sighed as he slouched into my touch. I laughed as I lightly went over his eye with my hand. Natsu winced a little but put on a smile.

"Well please try to avoid flying cards next time." I giggled as I turned around to look at everyone. This is what they were doing with their time, playing a card game. Everyone was sitting on the ground in a circle, except Mira and Erza. I could feel a prick of annoyance at my brain, who knew what those two were doing!

Hopefully Erza and Mira weren't fighting, I certainly remember the last time they did that. I winced as I remembered the pain that was once there. Thank god for Natsu and his powers. It had left a scar but it wasn't that bad. Natsu somehow made it look like a dragon, which was amazing to see.

Natsu tried to act tough when telling me what happened. I knew he cried, Mira and Erza had the pleasure to tell me that. I remember Natsu's grin as he traced over my scar, he decided to give me a tickle attack afterwards. But that earned him a Lucy kick to the gut, he was still smiling like an idiot, I'm pretty sure my kicks hurt! I snapped out of my thoughts when I heard laughing.

Cana laughed as she sat next to Laxus, she pointed out she had won the game. Laxus pulled out a hand full of cards and chuckled to himself, he had actually won. Gray and Juvia were of course sitting next to each other, Juvia can't have any love rival's show up!

Juvia giggled as she poked his nose, accidently squirting him in the face with water. But Gray didn't mind that much, surprisingly. Usually Gray would freak out, but instead he chuckled. Gray smirked as he shot an ice cube down Juvia's dress, okay that's enough of looking at them.

Wendy laid on Romeo's shoulder and was snoozing away, I could see pink dusted upon his cheeks. Carla sat back to back with Happy, way to go Happy! Panther Lily was munching away on some fish as he watched Laxus and Cana play cards. Jellal sat there pouting, he did not look happy at all. I looked over to Natsu, he wasn't beside me anymore.

I was about to panic until I heard Gajeel's voice. I turned around slowly to see Gajeel and Natsu knocking foreheads with each other, fighting about shrimps and bunny's? I sure did pick a keeper! My eye's wandered around to see where Levy was, she was now teasing Romeo.

"You like Wendy don't you!" Levy teased while poking Romeo's cheeks, which were now red. Romeo pouted as he looked down at Wendy and blushed. He is so in love with her! I support their love a hundred percent! I put a thumbs up and winked at Levy, she winked back and went back to teasing Romeo.

"I don't dislike her." Romeo grumbled. Levy clapped her hands and rubbed them together, sometimes she can be like a little Mira. Levy raised her hands above her head and pretended to be some kind of puppet master, I have some weird friends. But the weird ones are always the best.

"I bet you want to kiss her!" Levy cackled while making kissy faces at Romeo. Romeo pulled back with a horrified look his face, but soon regretted it. Wendy began to fall onto the ground, but Romeo stepped in to action. Romeo sighed in relief as he laid Wendy's head onto his lap without her waking up.

I giggled to myself. Such young love! I sound a bit like Mira, which kind of scared me. Romeo looked at Wendy with such a peaceful look on his face. Romeo hesitantly put his hands into her hair, so romantic. I have no idea why but, looking at this makes me extremely happy.

"Pervert." Carla hissed at Romeo. Romeo hissed back and went back to playing with her hair. I guess were waiting for Erza and Mira, which I'm glad were not leaving right away. I'm kind of scared. I have to see that place again. But I have everyone with me, I'm not alone anymore.

I could feel my eye begin to water, I'm such a baby. I cry over the simplest things, but I will not cry anymore. I promise I will not cry, don't cry Lucy! I wiped my eyes quickly and smiled. I took a seat next to Jellal, he still looked mad.

"What's up Jellal?" I asked. Jellal looked at me for a brief second but then looked away. What got his panties in a twist? Now that I think about it, Jellal would look extremely weird in panties. I shook my head rapidly to remove the image from my head. May be Erza would enjoy that, but I sure don't! I wonder what Natsu would like on panties, Oh come on Lucy focus!

"Mhm." Jellal grumbled to himself while crossing his arms across his chest. Jellal looked much like a child right now, like he got his candy stolen or something like that. That wasn't much of an answer though. Did he get in a fight with Erza, I certainly doubt it.

Erza and Jellal have a very good relationship, I don't see them fight much. Actually I don't see them fight at all. Erza and Jellal usually agree on everything together, except cake. Don't get me started on the cake, I get chills thinking about it.

"Mhm is not an answer Jellal." I chimed as I lightly punched his shoulder. Jellal sent me a glare, now I see his problem. His eyebrows, they are gone again. I tried to make sure that there was no smile on my face, it was really hard not to laugh. Jellal noticed I was checking out his forehead, he knew exactly what I was thinking.

Jellal gasped as he covered his eyebrows with his hands. I feel kind of bad, but it's not my fault this time! I wonder what he did? Got to close to the stove? Cake making accident? Revenge gone too far? May be Jellal liked having no eyebrows? I seriously doubt that though. So many possibilities, I'm kind of afraid to ask really. But knowing me, I'm going to ask him either way.

"What happened to your caterpillar's?" I questioned. Jellal snapped his head at me with wide eyes, the size of dinner plates. I slapped my hands onto my mouth, I wanted to laugh but that would be mean. I can't believe I called his no longer existent eyebrows, caterpillar's. Jellal glared at me as he hid his eyebrows with his hands.

"They were not that hairy." Jellal growled while trying to look up to see if they were still there, sadly they weren't. Poor Jellal, his eyebrows were truly perfect. I don't have an eyebrow fetish or anything but his eyebrow game was on point. Oh boy, what's going on with my way of speaking lately?

"Let me correct myself." I sighed. Jellal nodded his head as he turned to me so we were sitting face to face. Jellal hesitantly let his arms fall down to his sides and his hands in his lap. I shifted a little to mimic his actions. I could now see his bald forehead, don't you dare laugh Lucy!

"Please do." Jellal hissed. I could feel my eyebrows raise so high that I thought they would escape my forehead. Jellal watched in jealousy and looked close to tears. I laughed nervously as I covered my eyebrows with my hands, which evidently made him feel better.

"Why are you missing you're eyebrows?" I asked. Jellal slouched a little, which means he's relaxing. Yes! Lucy is here to save the day! Well more like I'm here to comfort a friend. I still had my eyebrows covered, which my arms were starting to hurt from having them up for so long.

"I was trying to cook." Jellal whispered. So it was an accident, with fire? Please let Natsu not be involved! Natsu's been with me the whole time though, so it couldn't have been him. I would have surely heard from a raging Erza by now, where is Erza anyways?

"Were you cooking your sweet Erza a cake by any chance?" I giggled. Jellal gritted his teeth while pulling at his clothing. I smirked to myself, I was annoying him. Messing with Jellal was certainly very fun.

"I was actually." Jellal glared at me. I hit spot on! Lucy strikes again! May be I should do this more with people. I could find out people's problems in no time. I think I'm pretty horrible at comforting Jellal though. Jellal groaned as he rubbed his eyes with his palms.

"Explain to me everything!" I demanded as I dropped my hand on Jellal's shoulder. This was out of habit, I like to literally reach out to people. Jellal lowered his gaze down to my hand and stared back at me. He sent me a look of, you-better-get-your-hand-of-me-now.

"I would love to understand why you are missing your eyebrows." I laughed nervously as I pulled my hand back. Jellal groaned as he leaned over and flicked me in the nose. I quickly covered my nose and glared at him, so unexpected!

"Listen closely because I will not tell this twice." Jellal sighed. I nodded my head and waited for the story he would tell me. Oh this is going to be exciting. I feel like I'm six again and my mother is going to tell me stories.

"Go on!" I chimed as I gave him a thumbs up. Jellal was about to start talking until Natsu came and sat next to me.

"Wha'cha talking about?" Natsu grinned as he looked at Jellal and I. Should I tell him? Would Jellal be mad? Hopefully not. I was about to speak up until Jellal put a hand up.

"I don't care if you also hear as well." Jellal groaned mostly to himself. Natsu turned to me and lifted an eyebrow, he must be confused.

"I'm talking about how I lost my eyebrows a second time!" Jellal said as quickly as possible. Natsu nodded his head and stared at his forehead. He must be thinking the same thing I was.

"Well we've got time." Natsu smiled as he stretched his arm and wrapped one around my waist. Jellal's eye twitched at Natsu's happiness, no eyebrow man is not happy at all.

"So let me begin." Jellal said.

Jellal's P.O.V

Okay. I've got all the ingredients for Erza's special cake, but I'm no baker. I have strawberries, cake mix, sugar, vanilla extract just in case. I looked down at the directions, the seemed easy to follow. Erza's recipe requires only a few incidents, but that's not the problem.

"This cake is going to be huge." I groaned. Erza asked me to make this certain cake, I didn't know it was going to be so much work! The things I do for the person I love. I sighed as I picked up the whisk to begin stirring the cake mix.

I smiled to myself as I finished mixing the cake mix. There were bubbles in the cake mix, it was perfect. Yes it might sound like I'm a bit of a perfectionist, well I am. I put the cake mix to the side and pulled out the huge pan.

"Who even makes this big of a cake?" I whined. I began to hum as I poured the cake mix. Erza usually hums when she's making cake. She's so cute when she makes cake, she's usually so focused on making the cake that she doesn't realize her cute face. I stopped pouring the cake in the pan and set everything down.

I opened the oven and shoved the cake in. This cake shouldn't take too long so all is well. What should I do for the time being though? I looked around the kitchen, Erza was asleep on the chair. She was watching me cook, but then she began to read.

I guess she fell asleep. No wonder she wasn't answering me back. I thought she was listening, now it looks like I was talking to myself. Thank god no one else is here. I sighed as I glanced back over to Erza. She was slouched onto the counter, her book right between her arms.

I haven't seen her reading this one before. I actually haven't seen that book at all. She must have bought a new one or borrowed one from Levy. That had to be the case. I walked over to Erza and examined the book some more.

"Scarlet meets dark blue?" I said as I read the book title. That title seemed a bit, lame. I thought may be it would have been something, deeper? I don't really know the word I could use to describe that cover. May be unoriginal? Whatever it really doesn't matter.

The book was red and blue. So the title has to do with red and blue, and the book is colored blue and red. It kind of reminds me of something. I snapped my fingers as a light bulb came on, not literally though.

"Our hair colors!" I exclaimed. I quickly covered my mouth when Erza began to move. I didn't want to wake her up just yet. I want to inspect the book some more, she never lets me read them. I slowly and very carefully pulled the book away from Erza. Erza grumbled here and there but never woke up.

I sighed in relief as I took a seat next to her. If she woke up, I would have been dead meat. I glanced one more time at Erza to make sure she was asleep. I went back to the book and opened up the to a few pages. This book was somewhat new, like it was just made.

"Wait a second." I gasped as I held the book more firmly. I read the line in the book over more carefully. Our names, were in the book. I kept reading to see what exactly we were doing. I immediately began to blush. I glanced back to Erza, where the heck did she get this?!

In the book w-we were doing such dirty things. It was so explicit. Did Erza want me to do these things to her? I don't understand? I think I'm going to have a Jellal melt down. I kept reading, it was like I was in a trance. I stopped once it got to a very descriptive part, I flipped to the end.

There was a small note, It was from the author. It read:

To Erza~

I know you like these type of books,

so I though may be I should make you one!

I even made you hubbie Jellal and you yourself as the main characters.

Don't tell Gajeel about this!

He'll probably think I'm a pervert!

I hope you enjoy my little creation.

Love Levy Mcgarden.

I felt my mouth dry up. Levy made this. That sweet small blue haired girl, made an erotic book about me and Erza. I think I'm going to have a heart attack. I quickly closed the book. Erza stirred a little but never woke up. How the hell am I suppose to sleep in the same bed with her after reading that?! I will never get any sleep because of that book.

"Why is Levy such a good writer." I groaned as I smacked my head upon the table. I shifted my head so now that I was looking at Erza. She was so pretty, I of course wanted to do those things with her. But I'm afraid. I'm such a wimp!

I lifted my hand up and began to play with one of her loose stands of hair that hung out of her pony tail. I smiled at how soft her hair was. I was about to caresses her cheek until I heard the alarm go off. The fire alarm!

I looked over to the oven to see it steaming and making weird noises. I quickly got off my ass and ran towards the oven, I opened it. This was probably the biggest mistake I've made today. The flames came at me as I opened the oven. My eyebrows were now gone.

Back the present time! Lucy P.O.V

"You didn't have to tell us all that perverted stuff." Natsu chimed as he poked Jellal in the cheek. Jellal hissed as he went to chomp at Natsu's finger. Natsu hissed back. I huffed as I flicked Natsu in the arm.

"So that's how I lost my eyebrows." Jellal huffed as he put a hand up to his face to pinch the bridge of his nose. Who knew Jellal was such a pervert. Well he really wasn't, it was all Levy and Erza, those two perverts.

"So Levy made a book like that," I said in wonder. "Who knew?" Jellal snapped his head at me and glared. Okay, maybe I shouldn't make comments like that. When Jellal was telling his little story, Natsu and I could not stop laughing. The "Don't tell Gajeel." part really got to me.

I wonder if Gajeel knows if Levy's a pervert. Gajeel's a pervert so he probably wouldn't mind. I looked towards Levy and Gajeel to see them whispering things to one another. Then out of nowhere Levy whacked Gajeel in the arm, what a nice couple. I turned back to Jellal, he stared back.

"How did you put the fire out?" I snickered. Jellal narrowed his eyes at me, I couldn't help myself.

"I didn't." Jellal stated. Natsu and I looked at each other in unison. Eyebrows raised and everything.

"Then how did the fire get put out?" Natsu asked. Jellal then began to, blush? Oh come on Jellal, man up! I feel like that hiker, he yelled at me to be a man.

"Erza." Jellal said her name and we knew exactly what went down. I wonder if she was mad about her cake. I think she might care for Jellal eyebrows more than cake though, or not. Natsu shivered beside me, I did the same.

"Did she hurt you?" I asked. Jellal looked at me like I was stupid. I guess she didn't. I was just asking a simple question!

"No," Jellal sneered. "She was mad that the book got caught on fire." My mouth went dry. Erza is such a pervert. She only cared for that book, that made nosebleeds happen! I think I have actually found that book before.

That one time Natsu and I were snooping. I found some red and blue book. I didn't see the names but I did see some stuff I wish I could unread. I would tease Erza about it, but then she would probably strangle me. I just can't believe Levy wrote it, It's quite funny.

"So where's a marker for your eyebrows?" I asked. Jellal wrinkled his nose and pouted like a child.

"I couldn't find one for some reason!" Jellal exclaimed as he wrinkled his nose. I nodded my head and dropped my hands into my lap. I was surprised to find something. I looked down and saw pockets.

"I have pockets!" I cried. Jellal looked at me as if I was insane. I shoved my hands in my pocket and felt around there was something there. It felt like a stick, but I guess I won't find out if I don't pull it out.

I pulled out the mysterious object to find a blue marker in my hands. I uncapped the marker and smiled. How come I didn't see this before? I didn't even notice the pockets. I looked up to see Jellal staring at me. He wanted it. May be I should tease him, or I could be nice.

"Magic pockets." Natsu blurted out. I snapped my head towards him and grinned. I have magic pockets! How does it work though?

"When you really need something," Natsu pointed towards my pocket. "It appears here." I wonder if I need a sword, would it be there. I'll have to test that out later.

"That's amazing." I grinned. I heard coughing which caused me to look up. Jellal was there, he looked like he was going to cry.

"Please draw me new eyebrows." Jellal said as if it was a shameful thing to ask. Natsu chuckled as he lightly kicked Jellal in the leg.

"Don't worry Jellal," Natsu smiled. "They'll grow back even better than the last ones." Jellal looked up at Natsu as if he were a god. I wanted to crack up laughing, but I held it in. I won't laugh, don't laugh Lucy!

"You mean it?" Jellal asked as he put his two hands together. Natsu nodded his head as turned to look at me and then the marker. Oh right! I need to draw some eyebrows. Should I make them pointy? Or should I make them round.

"Okay," I smiled. "Let's draw some eyebrows!" I was just about to lean in until something stopped me. Or more like someone. A sword shot right between me and Jellal, I recognized this sword. I let my eyes gaze up, Erza was standing there smirking.

"I would love to do that for you Jellal." Erza smiled. Jellal gulped as I handed her the marker. Erza gladly took it from me. Erza leaned down and began to scribble. Once she was done, she moved out of the way.

"I think you look great." Erza smiled. Jellal smiled as he got up and hugged Erza. I feel as if the roles are switched between them, but that doesn't matter.

"His eyebrows look really scary now." Natsu whispered into my ear. I put on a fake smile and nodded my head.

"She's really bad at drawing eyebrows." I whispered back. Natsu put on a fake smile as well.

"Thank god Erza doesn't have super hearing like me." Natsu whispered. Just as Natsu said that, something happened. A sword was thrown at us and we dogged it. Natsu and I looked up to see Erza smirking.

"I have amazing hearing." Erza cackled as she leaned down. Natsu and I sprung up and clutched on to each other like we were each other's life line.

"Yes you do!" I cried as I stumbled backwards. Mira was standing there. I yelped a little but soon calmed down. Erza chuckled as she went to talk with Jellal. Mira raised her eyebrows at us. I swear my life is like a comedy act some times.

"What was all that about?" Mira asked.

"Something stupid," I sighed. "Where have you two been anyways?" Mira's smile turned into a even bigger one. Mira winked at me as she pulled out a book. It was pink and yellow. Natsu and I paled at the sight of it. I can imagine what lies in that book.

"W-What's that?" Natsu stuttered. I also wanted to know. Mira handed me the book. I opened up to the back to see someone had signed it.

To Lucy~

We made you this book because you're the only one

who doesn't have one!

I think you'll certainly like this.

Love Mirajane and Erza!

"Does Wendy have one!?" I cried as I shut the book. Mira began to cackled evilly. I shoved the book into Natsu's bag and eyed Mira carefully.

"Of course not." Mirajane sighed. I sighed as well. I began to laugh, it was kind of funny.

"Okay everyone let's head out before it gets dark!" Erza shouted over everyone. Everyone dropped what they were doing and got onto their feet. Romeo woke Wendy up, but she didn't want to. Romeo decided it would be better to give her a piggy back ride, she agreed sleepily of course.

"Are you ready for this?" Natsu asked me as he grabbed my hand. I gulped. I was scared, but everything will be okay. I put a smile on my face and gripped Natsu hand.

"Yes," I chimed. "Let's catch up with everyone." Natsu's eyes widened as he looked at the people who were leaving us behind. I giggled as Natsu pulled me to start running.

"Wait up!" Natsu and I said in unison. Well, this was going to be an exciting adventure.

Authors Note!~ Hello everyone! I was going to post this yesterday but then something more important came up. My friend was really upset about something so I had to drop everything and see what was up. Anyways this chapter was mostly for comedic relief because some intense stuff is going to go down! The next chapter will have a new adventure and more romance! More characters will show their faces, I promise this time! I really hope you all liked this chapter, it was fun to write! Please leave a review and tell me what you thought or something nice that's cool too! The next chapter will come out earlier this time! Have a goodnight or morning!

Glen coco out~