To Our Dear Nations

by whywasilikethis

Ever wondered what your favorite nations are up to? Have you wanted to ask them something, or even just say hello? Perhaps now is your chance, if you'd like. The nations have decided that they would like you, the reader, to send them letters of virtually anything and everything. You can ask any one of them, and they will be sure to answer you right away! Care to send one ?

21. To: Canada

"Wow.. Another letter!" Canada said to himself, hugging it to his chest as he finished his pancakes and placed the dirty dishes in the sink. He didn't open it yet, because he didn't want to get any syrup on it, but now he could! Carefully tearing the top, he unfolded it and scanned the content of the lovely letter.

Dear Canada,

Is it possible to get drunk off of maple syrup?

Oh, and if I went to Canada and shouted "GO BRUINS" would I get attacked by a bunch a angry Canadians?

Canadian anger is the worst kind of anger...thanks,

-anonymousbecauseofreasons

"Hmm.." Canada took his favorite pen and began writing, drawing a cute border around the edges of the plain paper first.

Dear anonymous,

I haven't personally gotten drunk off of maple syrup.. But does it count if I put maple syrup in my, er, alcoholic drinks sometimes? (Only rarely!)

I'm sure you wouldn't get the best results, that's for sure. I would stay away from yelling that... I wouldn't hurt you, but there are some crazy people out there. Yes, even in Canada.

Thank you for the letter, it's very kind of you!

Sincerely, Canada