It was a beautiful day in Canada. The sun was shining and everyone was enjoying themselves.
There was a fair that was going on in Canada and Dr. Jack and Mr. Jones were on it. They explored the new rides and did contests.
Dr. Jack and Mr. Jones sat together in the Ferris wheel car. It was late at night. The car creaked back and forth as it went up.
"Why are we here?" Mr. Jones asked. Dr. Jack was puzzled on why he asked this.
"Because I wanted to get away from that damn wolf and his adventures…and the carnival only comes 364 days a year. Apparently, they take Christmas off…"
Dr. Jack scoffed as he said the last part. They were only halfway up the Ferris wheel.
"What's taking so long?" Dr. Jack asked.
"It's letting other people on." Mr. Jones replied. The two sighed as the Ferris wheel started to go again.
"I want another chance at that dart game they have. Where is it?" Dr. Jack asked as he looked around.
"I think it's closed." Mr. Jones informed him. "On the account the proprietor's in the eye hospital."
"Maybe I should send him some darts for his birthday…" Dr. Jack wondered. "And the ride that takes you round and round… that's closed?"
"Yes." Mr. Jones replied remembering the horror that went down in that ride.
"I shouldn't eat before rides like that. It went everywhere didn't it?"
"Yep. You were like a sprinkler. I was lucky I was behind an old lady. She was furious! At the end she looked like the creature from the swamp."
The two had a good laugh. The Ferris wheel stopped as they were at the top of it. The car moved back and forth.
"You know what I hated the most. The ghost train ride." Mr. Jones shuddered.
"Now that was scary. It wasn't coming out of your mouth that time, was it?" Mr. Jones asked. Dr. Jack nodded.
"I was lucky the man in front passed out so I can steal his pants."
"How do they fit, by the way?" Mr. Jones asked.
"Pretty good…" Dr. Jack replied. He stood up revealing himself to be wearing a pleated skirt.
"I don't know if he was a man?"
"He could've easily been Scottish…" Mr. Jones commented as Dr. Jack sat down.
"Wait a minute, is that who I think it is?"
