I guess I'm continuing this story for those who read the other story I wrote than sorry votes are votes.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Watch dogs or pornhub.
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"Hello shithead what can I help you with this time," a disguised voice asked.
"BadBoy I need you to track something for me, it's a text message sent by an asshole trying to mess with my family," said Naruto trying to be as professional as possible. He didn't know what to think about Badboy17 the man was a hacker working for a price. He himself was Badboy's main customer and still had not seen Badboy in real life. Even so if Naruto needed to do something that he couldnt him self do Badboy would be his go to guy. Though he would go BadBoy17 for help the disguised blond would never trust him because The guy would never reveal what he looked or sounded like only communicating by phone. Also for some odd reason he had nicknamed Naruto shithead and barely uses the alas that was give to him which was Aiden Perce.
"The guy who send this message is pretty good, I can barely do anything to track him. Shithead this is going to cost you 100000 yen if you want me to track this."
He couldn't afford this job, even with the money stolen from the drug raids he could not affords this. "I can't afford that price, is there anything else I can do?"
"Actually there is something that I want you to do for me, but it has to be face to face and I also need to give you something Aiden Perce."
Naruto's eyes widen in surprise, never has anyone seen the face of this unknown man but why? "Wait you really want to meet in person? If so I assume you will be wearing a mask or something to hide identity."
"We meet face to face in 2 days at the subway near the big ass faces craved into that mountain."
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After a moment of Naruto being speechless all that come out of Naruto's mouth are the words "The fuck do I do now."
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2 Days later
Arashi quickly sprints away with buckets of paint in his hands behind him was the hokage monument which had been vandalized just now. The Monument were heads of all the hokages craved into a large mountain. Each face had painted drawings of dicks and circles on them, even a couple of sentences.
Two shinobi start to chase the young child screaming and yelling at the child that they will catch him.
They continue their chase but not knowingly passes Arashi who was camouflaged as a wooden fence. He grins at both shinobis lack of awareness, but what he didn't know was that there was a shinobi behind him and this shinobi was Iruka-sensei.
Iruka was one of the instructors at the academy, the man wore his hair back in a pineapple shape. He wore the average shinobi unform a green bulletproof vest and a pair of blue spandex underneath. The man had a large scar going down the right side of his face, he didn't hate Arashi like the others. More so he felt pity for the boy, as he was like the boy at his age. Iruka wasn't a prodigy like Arashi but he was as reckless and attention seeking as the boy. He had continuous tried to talk to the boy but nothing would be spoken back.
"Arashi, what are you doing skipping class!"
At the sudden appearance of his sensei Arashi fell back onto the ground in shock. Iruka picks up Arashi by the back of his shirt while he continuously try to get free.
This was just another morning in the life of Arashi Uzamaki.
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I sat on the ground tied up as Iruka sensei lectured me once. Kami this was so boring, but at Least I didn't need to do the transformation reveiw.
"So now I guess we have to do the transformation review once again!"
I open my mouth to say something, everyone quickly looks at me with a shocked look even Iruka sensei, but before I say anything a I see a flash of Naruko's dead. She laid on the ground so peacefully with a bullet in her head, I see Naruto quickly taking me to cover as shots were fired. I feel a bullet going thought my shoulder as I see a crying Naruto whispering the word "Fuck" as another bullet was fired penetrating his leg.
I slowly close my mouth not saying a word as every in the room groaned. I hear whispers going around but most of them were "Dam it".
Iruka looks down at me with pity but still says we have to do the transformation review again.
He unties me and the class gets into a line, but at the start was Sakura, Sasuke then me.
Sakura Haruno is a pink haired girl who always wears a red kimono, Naruto had a crush on her when we were little but she was and still is in "love" with Sasuke, that whore. Naruto tried everything but it was still always about her Susake kun. I guess he gave up, because he just stop trying.
Sasuke Uchiha is a brooding loner, he has dark Raven hair in the style of a duck's butt, he always likes to where a navy blue high collar shirt and white shorts. In class all of the girls swarm him as if he was a flame in a room full of moths. He and Naruto were best friends when we were little, the only reason they knew each other was because our mothers are friends. Though after the uchiha massacre Susake stop talking to Naruto and me, stop playing with or visiting us. I understand that he had his clan members all kill but atleast he could be less of a dick about it.
They both finish they did the transformations perfectly, it's my turn now but I can't do any Justus. I start to worry there is only one way I can do this, oh yes this will be good.
"Your up Arashi," Iruka points to the spot I have to stand on, I have to transform into a copy of him but I am not going to. I place my hands in the correct seal and allow to Charka to flow trough my veins.
POOF!
A cloud of smoke surrounds me as it dies down it reveals a fat man middle aged man wearing a yellow tiny bikini. (An: know what you're think but come on if he transformed into Naruko aka his dead sister that wouldn't make sense).
Everyone looks at me with a shock look most giggle. Seeing them like this and not simply ignore me brings a smile onto my face, it makes me happy.
"ARASHI!"
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I stare at the screen of a computer in another crappy motel I rented for a minute, the fuck did my little brother just do I thought confused of what happened.
I was looking at Arashi and how he was doing in class but what I saw was either extremely funny or extremely stupid. Arashi had turned into a large man wearing a fricking bikini.
I face palm not knowing what to think, but in the corner of the screen I see Sasuke on his phone.
I am curious as to what he does in his spare time, ever since the Merlaut job I tried to keep my distance. I don't wish to speak to him and he doesn't care. Sasuke has changed since we were little, we were best friends but after the massacre all he wants is revenge. I helped him with that but it all lead to the fucking Merlaut.
"He he he" I giggle to myself, I can hack sasuke's phone and fuck with him, this is going to be fun. I aim the camera at his phone, everything electric equipment or device in this village is part of the CTOS those who have control over the CTOS has control over the village. I am going to abuse the living hell out of that control, I see the phone is in a line of sight, it's just a matter of of time now after I get his phone's data I can do anything with his phone.
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Back to the classroom Sasuke's eyes open widely like him knew what's going on. "Shit" he whispers to himself quietly as he try's to stop the hacker.
'I need to stop this, right now before this guy finds out to much,' Susake thought to him self in a hurry to avoid being hacked.
'He has downloaded 37% this is not good I have to redirect this guy some where else,' as a minute passed he was able to stop the hacker by redirecting him to a random site on the Internet.
He sighs in relief as the unknown man seemed to only have downloaded his audio logs. They contained nothing but his thoughts on everything until the age of 11 when he found that they only slow down his train process.
But who could have the skill to hack his phone, most people in the village were horrible with the high tech stuff, and the only people with the skill to hack his phone don't care about him. The only real person that could hack his phone and would want to is...
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"Crafty bastard he was able to redirect me to a website call , but this is Sasuke so most likely he redirected me to a random site," I said out load to myself.
I look to see what I got when I hacked his phone's data, "Shemale porn, lesbian porn, bondage porn, creampie porn... Holy shit how much porn did I download from porn hub this must be 3GB worth of porn."
Finally after skimming trough all of that porn I reach a file of interest, Susake's audio Logs.
Ring
Ring
Ring
Damit who is it, I pick up my phone I left in my pants that I left on the bed. I answer with the simple sentence "Hello who is this."
"You motherfucker I have been waiting by these mountains for a fucking hour now, do you want the guy who hired that prank caller or what!"
Damit I forgot, I had to meet BadBoy17 an hour ago. "Okay I'll be there just wait there for one minute."
I put on my wig, trench coat, face mask and pants and run off to my distinction to meet BadBoy17 for the first time.
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Hokage Monument
The first thing I do when I get to the Monument is the think of the question why are there dicks painted on the hokages mouths with a word bubble say "I like to suck cock."
Must be Arashi's doing, tough I must admit that is pretty funny. I take to elevator to the bottom of the mountains where to subway was located. When I got there all I see are dead bodies of leaf Shinobi around one... girl?
BadBoy17 was a red head wearing a rip jeans with a T-shirt that showed a middle finger on it which was now stained with blood. She looked about 14 years of age holding a flute which I can only assume is the murder weapon. I see her put her flute back into the backpack she was carrying and takes out a knife, she walks to a shinobi that was still barely alive to finish the job. The girl final spots me in the corner of her eye and stops to say "What I got a little bored and I need practice, side do you really care about random shinobi # 1."
I don't say anything but shrug and signal to her to do as she pleases.
She walks to the man and slits his throat with her kunai.
"You know your not what I expected to see shithead, I thought you would have been one of those hero types that try to save everyone by vigilante Actions."
I shrug again "Well your not what I expected as well so I guess we're even," can't do anything if this is an ambush she killed all the security and all I have on hand is a 9mm pistol. I could maybe beat her in taijutsu but it seems that she has the upper hand with that flute of hers.
"Well anyways I have your target but, I still need you do something for me."
"Okay just tell me what."
"Tell me who you are, I know your name isn't Aiden Perce because that name doesn't exist in your village."
My eyes widen as I heard those words I take out my gun ready to fire "How do you know that?"
"I gave you that fucking phone of yours, guess who hacked fucking the konoha CTOS to give it to you shit head, now put that gun away we are having a peaceful discussion."
I lower my gun but keep my finger on the trigger just incase, "why do you want to know who I am, it's not like my identity is that important," I try to reason.
"No I'm pretty sure it is, if my hunch is right than it is. Besides I promise I won't tell anyone shithead, see I'll even tell you who I am, Tayuya part of the sound four."
I am shocked, this girl is part of the elite group charged with protecting the leader of the sound, or at least that's what my sources aka random fixers say. She has me backed up in a corner I have to tell her who I am.
I take off the wig and face mask to reveal a long haired messy blond with whiskers marks on both of his cheeks. I look about 13 which an really am but I could be mistaken for 12. "My name is Naruto Uzamaki Namikaze son of the deceased 4th hokage."
She looks at me as if I was a ghost "My kami I thought you were Susake Uchiha but this is mind blowing!"
I roll my eyes, "can we get to the point I would like to know where you traced the text message from please."
"Okay okay don't need to get you panties in a twist, but before that I would like to give you an updated phone, on the house I has control over a few more CTOS systems for example the Land of wave to the any other little country. It's for being such a long time customer of my little side business" She hands me a new IPhone 6, I gladly take it thanking her.
"Also here is the address I tracked to text message from, it was a fucking bitch to trace but I found that the text came from the Uchiha distract."
My eyes widen, the only person who would be in the Uchiha distract is, Susake Uchiha.