Japan was delighted to see he had received another letter; he really didn't expect another so soon!

To Japan: Why does Godzilla have to be so damn sexy? I mean... RAWR! I'll give him eggs any time he wants!

Also... Seriously. All those tentacles. Sure, they feel good deep inside, but why do they have to always tear up clothing?

-Skylar

His cheeks turned pink as he read the sentences, and he scrunched his eyes together, trying to think how he could even respond the the absurd letter. He sat down at the table, randomly spouting at words and hoping it would work.

Skylar,

Um... I am not sure. That was not my intention to make him so, but I suppose I am glad you think so..

I-I really do not know how to answer that...

-Japan

Canada wasn't having the best of days. People kept mistaking him for America, he was constantly yelled at for it, and he didn't have the courage to stand up to them. He attempted to, but found himself backing off. He thought he was going to go home and retire for the night, but everything turned around when he went inside and realized he had a letter which was sitting peacefully on the counter.

Dear Canada

You, you cute, adorable and badass Nation make me proud to be Canadian! What part of Canada do you remain in most? My first guess was Ottawa! Am I right? Heh. Guess which part of you I'm from! :O. Here's a hint! Near the border and one of the richest cities in the world

Thoughts on fake maple syrup? I really wish 100% maple syrup wasn't so damn expensive T_T the fake stuff just isn't the same!

Oh and! If you were gay who would be your ideal partner? I like PruCan but I also like CanAme (not to be confused with AmeCan). FrCan isn't my cup o' tea but I can casually ship it... I've never seen you shipped with England O_o and I've just thought of that pairing... Maybe I'll look some up after. Hmm... OH! I like Russia shipped with you too but I'm okay to let that pairing go if you still have a grudge over that whole 'sitting on you' thing. Plus I don't want to go to war with Belarus and I'm pretty sure she'll start one if you date Russia... Hmm... So, what do you think?

Also, what do you think of your 2P counterpart? I lurve him but he's kinda scary cause I don't want to be clubbed to death by a hockey stick and smoking is bad for you and stuff.

Je t'aime!
-Andy.

P.S Tell your brother, whatshisface, that I said hi!

P.P.S Yes, I did call him whatshisface as petty revenge for all the times he's overshadowed you.

P.P.P.S You have permission to tell him that I forgot his name. Actually, please do. I would love to see his reaction.

Canada smiled, especially at the last few lines, and with a smirk he turned towards the couch where his brother was sitting.

"Hey, Alfie~?"

"Yeah?"

"This lovely person wrote a letter to me."

"What does it say man?" America smiled, tilting his head.

"They say they don't remember your name. But they remember mine just fine!"

"...Dude, you're all innocent on the outside, but sometimes you can be a jerk."

Rolling his violet eyes, Canada started to write back.

Andy,

Thank you for writing me! Yes, you would be correct. Except sometimes I stay in Quebec as well. Hm... Vancouver? That's a pretty rich area close to the border. But, regardless, I'm so glad you like to be Canadian. I love it too!

Don't even mention that excuse for syrup. It's horrible and overpriced for being so absolutely repulsing. The real maple syrup is the best and always will be.

M-My idea partner...? Well... WHAT. I would never be with my brother! That's incest! Goodness! But, if you must know... He has an interesting laugh and is rather... egocentric. Not in a horrible way, but he certainly makes it known. I like it though. He's the only one who actually talks to me and pays attention to me. I'm pretty sure you can figure out who it is by now, eh?

He's... odd to say the least. He has this odd thing for me which I sometimes find disturbing considered I'm him in a sense, but I've learned to deal with it. Ah well.

Thank you very much for your letter~!

With love, Canada

Thank you so much for all of these reviews. They're keeping me busy, but in the best of ways!

Also, I'm gonna promo my friend Sancho ni Munraito because I can so go check her out please she's amazing. Thanks~

-Feli