Switzerland had left the Driving Test Centre, leaving an exam that was under his command with England, America, Prussia, Germany, Italy, Spain, China, Japan, Russia, Austria, Canada and France who were doing their theory test. Basch was heading off to get his answers for England and Japan, as they required special tests that were adapted for driving on the Left hand side of the road. "I vill get zhese papers and zhen see if zhem idiots have been causing a riot" he muttered to himself as he hurried down the street to where he kept the papers.

But Prussia took the chance to cause more grief to Germany. He got up and whispered to Italy. "Go tell Germany zhat he is fat" Feliciano got up. "Ve!" he replied and did as what Gilbert told him. Gilbert Sniggered. "Hey Germany" chirped Feliciano to Germany. "You're Fat!" Ludwig quickly flashed his eyes. "WAS SOLL DAS HEIßEN?!" he gasped in disbelief. Then he heard Gilbert laugh hysterically. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Austria got up "Look Italy, I told you before, never do anyzhing hell tells you to!" he said sternly to Feliciano.

But then Gilbert had something else in mind. He went up to the CD player that was in the facility for some reason. "Hey listen to zhis!" he yelled out. "Zhis is Rammstein! AND IT'S AWESOME!" And Gilbert put on Rammstein's 'Feuer Frei' on the CD Player and turned up the volume loud. "What the bloody hell?!" grumbled Arthur as he heard the music play. "Quoi?" spluttered Francis who got disturbed from his Exam. "Aw Great..." sighed Alfred.

Roderich was not impressed either. "I absolutely deplore of Rammstein" he said to Gilbert who was now singing to the German lyrics of the song. Then he yelled out #FEUER FREI!# and then began head banging to the guitars and the drums. "ZHIS IST SO AWESOME!" he sneered gleefully. Roderich then turned the CD player off. "Zhis type of music is unacceptable!" he said sternly and threw away the Rammstein disc much to Gilbert's horror. "NEIN!" he gasped. China sighed. "This is not gonna end well..."

"Zhis is supposed to be an exam!" snapped Ludwig to Gilbert "Playing music is not allowed at all!" Gilbert just sneered. "Oh yeah?! You're still fat! Oh and Piano guy vizh zhe head up zhe arse, you suck as vell!" "ENOUGH!" barked Roderich quickly. "GO TO HALIFAX!" snapped Ludwig to the horror of Arthur and Matthew.

"OI!" barked Arthur quickly "JUST WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ON ABOUT?!" "Well..." said Alfred "He's probably on about that bank you invest your life savings in, what more wrong can Yorkshire banks go?" "AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ON ABOUT?!" Gasped Canada in horror "I know where you mean..." "FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" grumbled Arthur "HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I INVEST MY LIFE SAVINGS?!" "Well..." replied Alfred "You left some of your bills at Christmas a few years ago when you delivered my Christmas cards and you went off to Canada and you had your bills in the bag..." Arthur fumed. "Don't remind me!" he grumbled "That's when I realized I left my bills at your house and I had to get them while you were having a shower!" Alfred began to blush as he remembered himself at that event when Arthur had called to get his bills that he left at Alfred's house while he was in the shower. He had to rush downstairs with a towel over his body and the towel fell on the floor in front of Arthur revealing Alfred naked while Alfred dashed off covering his dick. "AAAAAARGH!" he remembered saying "DON'T LOOK AT MY DICK!" before he grabbed the towel and rushed upstairs.

"Crap that was embarrassing!" gasped Alfred "I really hope you did not see my dick back then!" "DON'T BRING IT UP IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY!" snapped Arthur. "HAHAHAHA!" laughed Gilbert. "ZHAT IS SO FUNNY!" "IT'S NOT!" spat back Alfred "If ya don't stop it, I'll shove a baseball bat up where the sun don't shine!" Canada however had enough of this charade. "Will you all please stop!" he gasped "Switzerland is gonna come back and kill us all!"

"Euh...I don't zink he will kill us" said Francis "But..." "Oh yeah he is gonna kill you!" replied Gilbert "Like the Charlie Hebdo incident!" Francis was horrified. "DON'T REMIND ME OF ZE CHARLIE HEBDO ATTACK!" he wailed and then broke down crying. "Je suis Charlie, je suis Charlie" he whimpered. "Oh look, now you made him cry!" said Alfred. "Oh well" said Russia "It's a wakeup call!" "Oh yeah...like Nine-Ele..." then he got cut off as Switzerland entered the room.

"VHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!" he barked sternly as he saw the commotion. "I ZHOUGHT I TRUSTED YOU TO GET ON WITH YOUR EXAM! And why is France crying?!" Alfred blurted out. "Gilbert said something about the Charlie Hebdo attacks, and he was gonna mention 9/11!" "He also blasted Rammstein on zhe CD Player" added Roderich. "Vhat? Me?" asked Gilbert. "GO TO HELLIFIELD!" snapped Ludwig, to the insult of Arthur. "OI!" snapped Arthur "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ON ABOUT?!"

"QUIET! QUIET PLEASE!" said Basch. "I vant more vitnesses to zhe events" Ivan and Yao spoke up. "I saw that Gilbert told Italy to say that he was fat" said Yao "And then he turned on...music by a band called...euh...erm..." "Rammstein" said Ivan "Ah yes thanks Ivan" said Yao "Then he angered Luwig to the point of saying 'Go to Halifax' that insulted Arthur and Matthew for some reason" "Well that's because of Halifax in Nova Scotia!" said Matthew. quickly. "And that's because of Halifax in West Yorkshire!" said Arthur in unison with Matthew. "And he also said something about Hellifield in North Yorkshire!" added Arthur. "And that reminded me of an incident a few years ago that got me very embarrassed!" added Alfred. "OKAY ZHAT IS ENOUGH!" said Basch. "Well, that did not go well" said Kiku who had completed his exam sheet despite the disturbance.

"Vell zherefore Gilbert!" said Basch sternly "You have cause a disturbance! For zhat you vill complete your exam in zhe single room over zhere and you vill be locked in, or in ozher vords, you vill do it in solitary confinement!" With that he grabbed Gilbert's papers and dragged him into the single room and sat him down. "COMPLETE IT!" he said and then locked the door. "Well that were fucked up!" exclaimed Alfred as Basch walked back into the main room. "I vould like to congratulate Japan, China, Spain and Russia for completing zheir exam during zhe period of disturbance!" He then took in their papers and let them go.

Then he turned to America, England, Canada, Austria, Italy, France and Germany who had not finished their exam due to the disturbance. "I vould of zhough you vould of ignored Gilbert, and carried on, and I am speaking specifically to Arthur, Alfred, Matthew and Francis, I vould of hoped you four vould not of got involved, as a result, you have set yourselves back" "Sorry" sighed Alfred, Arthur, Matthew and Francis. Then Basch turned to Ludwig, Roderich and Feliciano. "As for you Italy, Roderich is quite right, DO NOT DO ANYZHING ZHAT GILBERT TELLS YOU! Ludwig, Roderich, I know zhat you vere zhe victims of his pranks, but you could of stopped zhe conflict from escalating, especially Ludwig, now all of you get back to vork!" With that all the nations got back to their exam.

Later, after the painful exam was over and Gilbert had completed his exam, Basch then let out a sigh of relief. "Zhank God it is over" With that he could now check the results of the test. He first of all had to put the results of Russia, China, Japan and Spain through the translation machine. "Zhis is gonna take some time" muttered Basch to himself as put Russia's results through the machine. But he had the whole training centre to himself, as the other Hetalia nations had gone home after their exam. "Zhis is gonna take all night" grumbled Basch and he went to get himself some coffee while the translator machine was processing the results.

When Basch came back, the results had been translated and Basch could have a look at them. "Okay" he grumbled to himself as he looked through Russia's results, and at the same time, put Spain's results through the translator machine. Basch grumbled as he looked through the results. "Damn, I zhough he vould of done better" and he gave a cross to one of the answers. Then another cross, and another cross, and another cross. "Zhis is not good..." sighed Basch and then calculated the score. Ivan had failed his test. Basch grumbled and waited for the translation machine to finish processing Spain's results. He got out his Cyrillic stamp and then asked the translation machine to translate "Fail" to Russian. He got the result "Провал" and then stamped it to Russia's results.

He then carried on through the night processing the results, that he was not very pleased about, as it became apparent that all of the Hetalia nations had failed their written tests, and Prussia had been actually a hindrance. The next morning, he gave the results. Germany was the first to get his results and then he saw the word 'Versagt' stamped on the front of his results. "VERSAGT?! WAS SOLL DAS HEIßEN?!" he grumbled as he saw that he failed. "Vell, unfortunately you failed" said Switzerland. "SCHEIßE!" thundered Ludwig as he stomped out of the room. The next to get his result was Prussia, then he also saw 'Versagt' printed onto his results. "VERSAGT?!" he cried "GOTT VERDAMMT! I ZHOUGHT I HAD PASSED...!" Ludwig was directed back into the room and he saw that Gilbert had failed as well. "Vell zhat serves you right for vhat you did! CALLING ME FAT!" snarled Ludwig. "SHUT UP!" snapped Basch. Austria was the next to get his results and he to saw the word 'Versagt' on his results. "I am most disappointed" he said "I am uttermost disappointed vizh zhe result!"

France was the next to get his results. There he saw the word 'Echoué' printed onto his papers. "Oh non...J'ai Echoué?! Merde..." gasped Francis "HOW COULD I FAIL AT ZIS?!" He was not happy at the result either. England, America and Canada were the next to get their results. They saw the word 'Failed' printed on their results. "I failed?!" spluttered Arthur. "OH BOLLOCKS! I FAILED THE TEST! FUCKING HELL?!" "I failed?! I failed?!" cried Alfred "YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!" "Yes, I am!" replied Basch. "How can I fail at this?! Impossible!" gasped Matthew as he saw his failure. Russia was the next to get his results. His results of course were the first to be done by Basch. Ivan looked and saw 'Провал' printed on his results. "Чёрт!" grumbled Ivan as he saw that his test had failed.

Spain was next to see his results. "Okay, what do we have here?" he said as his results were handed and then he saw the word 'Fallar' printed on his result sheet. "¡Mierda!" Antionio gasped as he saw his failure on the his results. Then Basch handed the results to Italy, China and Japan who had also failed their test. "I am very disappointed in all of you!" said Basch. "You have all failed your theory test! But however, you vill be retaking written your test in 2 months time, and zhen you vill be taking your driven tests, I vant you to get your act togezher before zhen! 2 Months from now! You are all dismissed!" With that the Hetalia nations left the facility, all of whom failed their written test.

Author's notes:

"Go to Halifax" is another way of saying Go To Hell. Halifax is a town in West Yorkshire, and also a town in Nova Scotia, Canada, hence Arthur and Matthew getting insulted. Also "Go to Hellifield" was also said by Sailor Mars in Left 4 Moon 2, Hellifield is a village near my home town Skipton, North Yorkshire on the road from Skipton to Settle near the Yorkshire Dales. As a native and resident of Craven, I coined the term "Go to Hellifield"

Versagt, Провал, Echoué, Fallar all roughly translate to Failure