Chapter 10: Rescuing Han
Everything went according to plan. As the four men—Luke, Lando, Chewie, and Han—headed for the Sarlaac Pit, Luke sent a quick message to Anakin. Dad, don't freak when you see Leia.
Anakin glanced at his wife and asked, "Why would I freak when I see Leia?"
She shrugged. Seconds after the entire group was at the Sarlaac Pit, all heck broke out.
Luke, Han, Lando and Chewie defeated the guards on the two escort transports and their transport. Leia killed Jabba and sprinted up to the upper deck.
Anakin's eyes widened with horror at the sight of Leia in an extremely scanty bikini. "Oh, Force, kriff, what the vaping hell is my daughter wearing," he snarled. His eyes narrowed and he flew to her side, removed his cloak, wrapped her up in it and carried her back to Padmé.
"Padmé, please gouge my eyes out?" Anakin asked.
"No, and I get you're upset that our daughter is wearing something extremely inappropriate and demeaning, but as soon as we can, Leia, Anakin, we are burning that bikini," Padmé said firmly.
"Thank you," Leia said, relieved, leaning against her mother.
The group soon regrouped at Ben's old hut, where Obi-Wan was waiting with the two ships, and Leia swiftly took over the refresher in the Falcon and got out of the bikini. Then she curled up in the tub there, started the water, and began to cry.
