Author Note: This Filler is, obviously, non-canon. And one more thing: I didn't make up Killer Bee, he actually exists, in all his weird awesomeness. Not much information to deliver today, since I did this on a rush. Now, with that out of the way, enjoy.
(Hidden Cloud, Killer B's house)
Sasuke and his team, composed of Hugo, Suigetsu and Karin, arrived at the land of Hidden Cloud in search for something...or someone, in particular.
"Okay, remember team: we're gonna capture the Jinchuriiki of the eight tails." stated Sasuke, the rest of the team nodding in response. "We won'tstop, nor give up, until we do it. Now get ready."
The teenage emo ninja goth (Sasuke) unsheathed his sword, and the rest of the team took out their weapons as they slowly walked towards the house of the jinchuriiki of the eight tales: Killer B. They stood at a safe distance between themselves and the house, with the person they were supposed to capture falling from the sky and landing on the ground without a single scratch.
He was a tall, dark-skinned blonde man with a goatee, who is wearing a pair of black shades, with some bandages wrapped across his muscular chest. He also wearsthe average one-strap-over-one-shoulder flak jacket of Hidden Cloud, a white forehead protector, a long red rope belt tied around his waist and standard shin guards, shinobi sandals and a white scarf around his neck. He has two swords on his back.
Upon seeing him, Sasuke and his team decide to attack, but stop once they believe Killer B slightly moves. Some rap-hip hop-mash up music is heard as Killer B moves his head to the beat, the team and Sasuke looking baffle at what's going on.
I just came from a little walk,
I ain't the first one to talk,
But there's something I must say:
Could you've picked a better day?
'Cause here's the thing,
This time,
I came prepared!
With a little something,
That makes ambushes beware!
It's a rap,
But not any rap,
A rap that's also my trap!
That has such an unknown shape,
Which makes you unable to escape!
And there's another thing,
I didn't come alone,
And now,
With Melody's friends,
Your victory shall be disown!
From literally nowhere, Grenda appeared wearing hipster clothing that looked way too out-of-place in the Naruto setting.
I come to mess with your agenda,
And my name's Grenda!
And then Candy came out of nowhere as well, wearing hipster clothing that also looked completely out of nowhere in the setting.
For that I come in handy,
Thy name is Candy!
The girls joined Killer B as he rapped the last line.
And now that we're together,
This'll work even better!
Prepare to feel the wrath,
Of our rap trap!
The song ended and a huge explosion occurred behind the trio, who didn't even flinch at the sound. Once a long moment of silence passed, Sasuke's team simply stood there looking completely dumbfounded at what just happened, right before the effect of the rap struck and the quartet screamed in terror.
The team, including Sasuke, run away from the place almost immediately, with Suigetsu being heard screaming "Bad rapping skills! It burns!" in a girly tone as they're about to disappear from Killer Bee's sight.
"Nothing brings ambushes to their premature ends, like the rap of Killer B and Melody's friends!" rapped Killer Bee in a proud tone.
With a victorious smile, Killer Bee, Grenda and Candy exchanged fist bumps, jumping high in the sky while a stage background with the word "Victory", written in bold white letters, suddenly appeared as the trio froze in mid-air.
The End