"Okay, finally we can get the meeting-"
"Woah, nope, hold up."
"What is it now, Alfred?!"
"Sorry my German bro, we have more letters to pass out!"
"..Make it quick."
"On it! First, to... Who the heck is Author?"
"Mein gott, just skip that one. And don't read them out loud! They're personal letters!"
"Yeah, yeah.."
America mumbled to himself, going around the meeting table and handing one out to the countries who received one. The first was to England, so he went towards his seat and sat it on his head, letting it fall into the Brit's lap.
"Was that really necessary?"
Dear England,
Hello! You are my absolute favorite character! I have loved your country ever since I started reading the Harry Potter series. I now also love Sherlock and Doctor Who. I do have quite a few questions for you.
First off, when is the next season of Sherlock coming out? Sorry, you must get asked this a lot, but my friends and I are anxious for season four. Next, which is your favorite doctor? Mine is ten! Next, are you nerdy? I constantly find myself fangirling in public where no one understands what I am doing. Has that ever happened to you?
Do you play an instrument? I play the oboe. Lastly, don't you think John Watson is a hedgehog?
These are a bit more personal. Do you ever fantasize about America? You have my support in this! Has America ever kissed you? Has he ever seen you do magic?
One more thing before I shut up, is there any way for me to get my Hogwarts letter? All the muggle born records were destroyed for the year I was born.
Thanks!
-HermioneGtheOboePlayer
"Hurry up and respond, I don't have all day!"
"Alfred, just go hand them out to the others! You don't have to stand over me!"
Dearest HermioneGtheOboePlayer,
Hello to you as well! Oh, why thank you. Those are my favorite programs too, actually.
Oh goodness, I honestly have no idea. I've been asking the same question for months now... My favorite doctor is either the tenth or eleventh. Am I nerdy? Ah, well, don't tell the others but.. Yes. I have a Doctor Who poster in my bedroom, as well as a Harry Potter one. Sometimes if someone says something relatively close to a quote I recognize, I get all giddy, but I try not to show it!
I actually used to play the flute. I didn't do it for long, mind you, but it was a fun experience all the same. Maybe I'll pick it up again some day. ...A hedgehog? I don't quite get what you mean.. My apologies.. Am I missing something?
F-Fantasise?! What? Well... I... God, do I have to answer all of these absurd questions?
... Yes, yes, and yes. There, happy? Keep your mouth shut.
Oh I'm sorry, I'm honestly not sure. But, I wish you the best of luck getting in.
Love, England
"Next is... Hungary."
"Me?"
Dear Hungary,
Hello! In my little group of nerds, everyone is assigned the country they are most like. I'm you! I look a lot like you, I fully appreciate the multiple uses of frying pans, and I can have quite the temper if I am not careful! I only have a few questions.
First, do you love Prussia? I know it is kind of an awkward way to start off, but I just adore the idea of you two! Second, have you ever asked Kiku for assistance in collecting data for your stalkerish ways. (I understand, I have OTP's too!) Lastly, have you ever thought of making a club? You could sit there with others like you and fangirl about how adorable Gerita, USUK, and Spamano are.
Thanks!
-HermioneGtheOboePlayer
"Hmm.."
Dear HermioneGtheOboePlayer,
Awww, that's sweet that you're like me~ Pans are an underestimated weapon!
I-I'm honestly not sure how I feel about anyone at the moment. Maybe I'll get back to you on that..?
Aha, yeah, I have~ A club..? Oh my goodness! That's the greatest idea! (And yes, those are mine as well!)
Thanks!
Hungary
"..Sealand."
"He isn't a country!"
"Yes I am, British jerk of jerks!"
Dear Sealand,
Hello there! My sister is a lot like you! She has full support of you becoming a country! She is constantly trying to find out more about you! She even runs around screaming at my friend that is a lot like England to 'make me a country you British Jerk of Jerks!' I only have one question for you, what happened during the fire of Sealand?
Thanks!
-HermioneGtheOboePlayer
"See?! Even this person believes I'm a country!"
HermioneGtheOboePlayer,
Hello~! How kind! But, I already am a country! I could definitely tell you and her more about me. Aha! That's amazing!
Well, I did my best to remain calm. It wasn't a big deal and got taken care of easily. Thank you for your concern though.
-Sealand
"Romano."
"Hm? What?"
Romano,
Hi! My sister and I refer to ourselves as the Italian twins. She, naturally, wanted Italy, so I got you! We are the Italian brothers! (You should see the look of confusion on my dad's face every time I say this!) It is hard sometimes. I can easily do the grumpy and overprotective act, but I don't cuss. This causes a lot of started out confusion on messages when I text my friends.
One question, do you love Spain? I know that it was kind of awkward, but I am DYING to know! By the way, I will always root for South Italy!
Tomatoes rule!
-HermioneGtheOboePlayer
"Fuck off Alfred, I don't need you watching me, bastard..."
HermioneGtheOboePlayer,
Oh, um, I guess that's cool. Except I curse like it's nothing. You should try it. It's kinda fun.
Um... I-I dunno... I guess you could s-say that... Shut the fuck up don't repeat that or I'll kill you.
-Roma
"And, finally, to the Hero himself~!"
Dear America,
Don't get a big head now. It is quite a pain having to act like you during role plays. No offense, it's just that I am always chosen to play your part and I act nothing like you.
One question, do you love a certain English gentleman named Arthur Kirkland? That is all!
Thanks!
-HermioneGtheOboePlayer
"Hurry up, we don't have all day, idiot."
"Yeah yeah!"
HermioneGtheOboePlayer,
...Role plays? I dunno what that is. Isn't that something you do in bed?
Yup! I do. He just won't admit he loves me too~ He's grumpy! Haha!
From: The Hero
Dear Author,
Hi! I started reading this story unsure of what to expect. It is surprising sometimes to find that your friends have read it too! I really am loving this story and look forward to more letters! Thanks!
-HermioneGtheOboePlayer
"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! I love getting letters! Eeeee~"
Dearest HermionGtheOboePlayer,
T-Thank you so much! This is so sweet! I'm trying to keep up with everything, and honestly it's difficult, but it's worth it to see nice reviews to me!
You're very welcome~
-Feli
Thank you so much for all of the letters! I only have one request - would you mind shortening them a bit from now on? Like, maybe not have so many letters to a ton of countries? I'm sorry, it just gets really really hard to keep up with everything... I'll still answer the long ones that you've already posted, but I just ask that from now on you just shorten them slightly.
Thanks for understanding~!
-Feli