Okay, let's do this quick: there is no real Akatsuki theater, as far as I'm concerned. As for who they are, the Akatsuki are a malevolent organization in the Naruto series, composed of 10 S-Ranked (one of, if not the, biggest rank in the system) criminals, of which Sasuke's brother, Itachi Uchiha, is part of.

The two members seen here are Hidan and Kakuzu. Hidan has silver hair and purple eyes, and he wears his Akatsuki cloack open with no shirt, a forehead protector on his neck, and he also has green nail polish (no seriously) and an orange akatsuki ring on his left index finger. He aso wields a triple-bladed scythe, which he's usually seen with when he's not fighting.

Now, about Kakuzu, he has brown sclera and green eyes. I would add something else beyond that his arms are stitched, but the less I talk about how he looks like under his akatsuki cloak and clothing, the better. He is rather old, though he looks like he's in his prime, and he has an obsession with money, so you could consider him what Grunkle Stan would be if he had been different...but the comparison's not even worth it. He wears a white hood and a black mask, making his eyes the only part of his face that can be seen.

The average Akatsuki clothing consists of a long red cloak with red clouds, a red interior, and a chin-high collar. They are all supposed to have black nail polish, but as shown by Hidan above this is not always the case (At least in the anime).

Did I forget about Tobi sometime back? Then I can make this quick: he wears the average Akatsuki clothing, but has an orange mask with a spiral pattern, with a single hole that shows his right eye

Okay, so following one reviewer's advice, this will be the last filler chapter...for now, at least. The next chapter after this might be a backstory chapter between Wendy and Robbie, but I don't know yet.

Now, I guess that's all for now, so with that out-of-the-way, enjoy!

(Akatsuki Theater)

The curtains open, and Gideon is seen sitting on a throne surrounded by spikes on the sides. From the door a familiar face, Sasuke, appears holding a purple music box with a "?" signal on the front. "You got what I requested?" asked Gideon as the Uchiha bowed.

"Yes, master Gideon, I have brought you the special music box." answered Sasuke, putting the mentioned box on the ground. "What should I do now?"

"Wind it and wait until it stops, I would recommend you don't wind it too much." ordered Gideon, trying to hold his laughter on the second part.

Raising an eyebrow and looking up, Sasuke shrugged and did as told: he winded the music box not too much, only moving the handle twice, and then released the handle and waited until the music stopped. The music that played was "Pop Goes the Weasel", which was not particularly liked by Sasuke, but was pretty enjoyed by Gideon, although this was probably because Sasuke had visible annoyance towards it.

Once the music stopped the box opened...and nothing came out. After a while, Sasuke decided to look inside the box to see if it was broken or if they had tricked him into buying an obsolete music box.

The instant he looked at the inside, however, Tobi jumped out of the box and uppercutted the Uchiha with enough strength to send him flying towards a wall, both he and Gideon laughing at the sight.

"That is not what I expected at all!" whined Sasuke as Tobi and Gideon high-fived.

At the balcony near the stage, Hidan and Kakuzu had watched the act with completely serious faces. Once the act finished and the curtains closed, Hidan shook his head, smiled and turned to his partner.

"You know, I actually liked one part of this act." remarked Hidan.

"Oh yeah? What part?" asked Kakuzu, turning to his partner.

"The part where it ended."

"Really? So did I!"

The two akatsuki members laughed in unison in a familiar "do-ho-ho-ho!" laugh.

(In reality)

Sasuke, sleeping on a wooden bed on his team's headquarters, looked around, frowned and then sighed in frustration. "Stupid dreams." remarked Sasuke, right before going back to sleep.

The End