Dear Rick Riordan,

I thought I threatened you not to put that story about the caduceus in that book of yours! And what do you do? PUT IT IN THE BOOK! Thanks, to you I am the laughingstock of Olympus! Do you know how that feels? I suppose not, being a mortal. But back to the point! Lousy internet service, here you come...

The NOT laughingstock of Olympus, Hermes

Thanks to Finwitch1 for the idea!

But I need some more, anyone got any?