Lagendia Stories

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Title: The Barbarian and his Rotten Yew

Summary: A story of a certain barbarian who is planning to Suffix his beloved Dangerous Desire Axe. Sadly it seems he is missing a material which is a Rotten Yew to complete the Suffix. So he went to a certain Saint for help. Will he get what he wants? Or will he get something he won't want?

Characters: 86 (barbarian), Frantz (Saint), Avira (Bowmaster), Ruby (Saleana)

Genre: Humor

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A/N: Well this is it. My first one-shot of the "Lagendia Stories". Currently, the suffix has been removed temporarily at Dragon nest but it would return soon. Anyway for those who is still new at Dragon Nest, Suffixing is used to add stats at the armor and weapon of the character. And the Rotten Yew is one of the materials for the suffix needed for the Barbarian's lvl. 60 axe.

Special thanks to AmaneNixen for the editing. And without you... 86 would never exist.. and Ruby. and Frantz and Zyrrs.. (Sniff. sniff) Because you are the who brought us to this world. (sniff. sniff) And lastly... if it weren't for 86 i would, would, (sniff) never learn a few tricks in killing you! Sooo.. Thank you for being my precious Practice Dummy. (sniff. sniff) I hope we could repeat those happy times again.~

(clear throat) So continue~

The Barbarian and his Rotten Yew

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"I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave in reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will continue their principles unto death."

-Leonardo da Vinci

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86's eyes furrowed as he counted his materials again for the third time. "Ah… One, two…three… I'm pretty sure I had them all." And started counting again.

Right now, the barbarian is planning on putting suffix on his beloved dangerous desire axe, but it seems that he was missing something.

After counting his materials a couple of times, "WHAAAAAAA!" the barbarian screamed at the top of his lungs and caught the attention of many adventurers passing by. "I NEED ANOTHER ROTTEN YEW!" He turned to the trading house in thoughts of buying instead, so he quickly grab his pouch and counted his gold coins. "One, two, three, four…" His face paled as he stared at his coins. "WHAT CAN I BUY WITH ONLY 8 GOLD COINS?!"

The poor and pitiful barbarian started walking away; a cloud of depression can be seen above his head. "I-I-I thought I-I could already m-m-make my A-a-axe super cool!" he sobbed as huge tears formed on his eyes. He tried going to his sister GE, who unfortunately doesn't have enough gold with her and White… was not around.

86 continued walking away as he thought of going back home, to lie down on his bed and cry. The cloud of depression grew darker and darker as he walk absentmindedly, not caring where he's going. Not until he bump into someone. " Sorry. I wasn't looking." He apologized and realized that it was a cleric.

"I also apologize. It's also my mistake." The cleric said as he gave 86 a small bow of courtesy. 86 gave a small smile at the cleric as he return the bow.

86 was about to excuse himself when the cleric spoke, "I hope you don't mind me saying, but…" he started.

"Huh?"

A gentle smile appeared on the cleric's face. "Whatever your problem is, don't forget that there's always an answer to them, and that you have friends to help you with it, right?" 86's eyes widen at the cleric's words. How can he forget?

86 was about to thank the cleric when he saw him leaving. "WAIT!" he called and thankfully the cleric turn back. "T-thank you for the advice!" he said and gave him a bow. "Uhm… cleric?"

The cleric smiled again and answer, "Guardian Jake."

A huge grin appeared at the barbarian's face and said, "My name's 86! Thanks again!"

"That's a unique name." the Guardian said as a small laugh escaped his lips. "May the goddess bless you." And the guardian left, leaving the enlightened Barbarian.

The Barbarian's grin never left his face until he remembered another Cleric that could help him with this problem of his. "Frantz!" Well the mentioned Saint actually has a lot of materials with him, so 86 thought that Frantz might give him a rotten yew.

And the barbarian dashed enthusiastically at the Saint's residence.

Saint Frantz's house is actually very normal and small compare to a certain Saleana. A house that is good for four people, with a small living room, kitchen, a single bathroom and a prayers room. Well the only reason they went here is for Frantz's food.

Anyway… 86 took a deep breath and knocked at the door gently. (Frantz hated it when the barbarian knocks at his door hard- Since the last time he did, he destroyed the door.) When there was no answer, he turned the door knob and realized it was unlocked. He then slowly opened the door and entered. "Frantz? Are you here?" He tried not to make a sound since Frantz told him he shouldn't make noises and pay respect to the people praying.

He tip toed and started searching for the Saint. And there 86 saw Frantz at his praying room, praying (obviously). "There he is~" he cooed and went beside Frantz who was kneeling on the floor, his hands clasp together. "Frantz?" He called softly.

When the saint didn't answer 86 sat down and stared at him whose eyes are closed."Fran~tz" he called once again but still with no answer. 86 groaned and pouted his lips. "Frantz~" Still no answer.

Already annoyed that he was being ignored, 86 started poking the Saint. "Frantz?" (poke) "Frantz!~" (poke, poke) "Frantz, just for a minute…" (poke, poke, poke) 86 whispered as he continued poking the saint who is still had his eyes closed and deliberately ignoring the barbarian. "Frantz! Oyyy! I NEED A ROTTEN YEW!" 86 finally screamed as he poked Frantz HARDER and FASTER.

Much to 86's surprise Frantz stood up with a glare at him, and was clearly annoyed, irritated and angry; and was rubbing the arm 86 poked. "Oh Frantz!" 86 chirped. "Do you have a rotten yew? Can you give me one ple-"

That's when 86 noticed Frantz's scowl. The barbarian gulped and quickly jumped up when a binding relic and a miracle relic fall around him that restrict his every movement.

Frantz walked in front of the shaking barbarian; his wand already out that was emitting small sparks, and said darkly, "Since you disturbed my praying, I'll make you my next living sacrifice as an apology, little lamb."

And loud screams were heard afterwards.

Not far from the tor-incident, a bowmaster stared at the sky. "Did you hear that?"

A Saleana she's with, who was sunbathing at their backyard, removed her sunglasses and asked, "Heard what?"

"I thought I heard thunder." Avira answered as she looked up at the sky once again. The sky is so clear, so she wondered why she heard thunder.

RubyFire raised an eyebrow at what her sister said. "Thunder?" and looked at the sky. "Are you sure you didn't just imagine it?" Instead of answering Avira pouted her lips at Ruby. Ruby rolled her eyes and lay down once again and said. "Sorry, stupid question." Elves have great hearing so if Avira did heard thunder, then there was really a thunder; ironic that the sky is so clear and blue. A beautiful day to enjoy the heat of the sun.

"So what do you think, Ruby?"

If there's thunder, there's lightning. "Maybe Frantz is training." Ruby thought, since the saint's house is actually near from theirs.

"But this time of hour, he usually is praying, right?"

A smirk grew at the Saleana's face as an idea crossed her mind about the lightning, "Then, he might just be releasing some energy."

"Releasing some energy?" Avira asked.

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Later that day, Ruby found out that 86 couldn't join her and Frantz at their daily quest for some reasons.

And that's it! Hope you guys enjoyed it. And don't worry, 86 isn't dead. (yet.)(unfortunately)

Ahhmmm! Well for some who noticed the "Guardian" that was named Jake. He isn't the same Jake who was a Dragon Follower, that was killed by the cleric character. ^_^ . The reason why i named him jake is that.. i can't think of any other names. And Jake was the name i thought that would be nice to put here.

He didn't rise back from the grave! Ruby and Frantz would freak out!

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Next would be.

Title: "A Smasher and the Axe."

(A/N: I know lame title. Just don't mind it! I made it like that so you guys would easily have an idea what the story will be!)

Summary: RubyFire is a prideful and proud Sorceress. She doesn't show mercy on anyone insulting a sorceress. So when she saw a certain Smasher with an axe.. Well let's see what would happen.

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And i'm VERY OPEN for suggestion and requests of one-shots you want our dearly beloved characters to do. Torture them? Well sure! Gladly! Another dare? Uhmmm... just, please... don't crush their prides. A type of genre would do. That depends. Romance? VERY LIMITED! Romance on these characters are connected to angst! if you don't want to cry then don't! Don't want you to be disappointed. There will be no fairy-tail happy ending on these guys. Implied romance? Can be.. not too much. only to selected characters.

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Your DN character can also join our FAMILY of craziness~ XD! But it would be nicer if we could meet you in the game. (Springwood server and Holywood (though used only sometimes))

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The next might or not take a while. ^_^

REVIEWS PLEASE! ~ COMMENTS, CRITICISM, CORRECTIONS~ SURE!