Title: "The Smasher and the Axe"
Summary: RubyFire is a prideful and proud Sorceress. She doesn't show mercy on anyone insulting a sorceress. So when she saw a certain Smasher with an axe… well things happened...
Rate: T (For Ruby's swearing)
Characters: RubyFire (Saleana), Frantzs (Saint), GEmaiden (Smasher), 86 (Barbarian)
Genre: Humor
A/N: So another one-shot of our family… ^_^ .. this was actually inspired when I knew Senpai was using 2 hammers for Crystal Maiden in dota 2. I was like, what-the-heck?! A freaking sorceress wanting to go tanking with much more macho heroes?! And this story came from it. What if Ruby saw GE using 86's axe? And I answered, "Ruby would definitely throw a fit"
One last thing, this isn't edited very well (I guess). So you might spot grammar errors and everything. Sorry about that.
Anyway.. enjoy.
It was another tiring and happy day at Lagendia, or specifically at Saint Haven.
Saleana RubyFire and Saint Frantz just finished their daily quests and decided to visit a certain Smasher to accompany her on her own daily quests.
Ruby's eyes were sparkling as she counted the gold she earned from her quest. "Urie, picked a lot.~ I thought I need to barbeque him tonight."
Frantz put out a sigh and said, "You should feel pity on the poor hound, Ruby. You know that hounds are-"
"Ah yeah. Whatever! I've grown tired hearing your Saintly words..EVERYDAY!" Ruby cut off. What she hates the most about the Saint beside her is that, he can be very saintly with all his holiness bullshits but nevertheless can be a devil sometimes… no not sometimes… in Ruby's eyes this beloved saint of theirs is a devil ALWAYS. She's so not charmed by that so called innocent, harmless look of his.
"Ruby! Are you listening to me? You almost died again at our quest earlier and…"
"Whaa! I know, I know! We're not in a church for you to give me a lot of sermons!" Ruby cut off once again.
Frantz finally given up on scolding the Saleana since it would just pass through her ears, she would listen less if she's scolded anyway… so he just put out a huge sigh and just continued walking.
"Oh we're finally here." Ruby said as they stop in front of 86's house. "So where's that cute Smasher-senpai of mine?~" Frantz can't help but roll his eyes at what she said. Senpai, really? Well technically, GE is older than Ruby in age and being a sorceress but there was no day Ruby would not scold GE about not being a proper sorceress.
"YOU'RE NOT A FREAKING WARRIOR! YOU DON'T HAVE IRON SKIN FOR YOU TO JUMP IN FRONT OF THE BOSS WITHOUT CARING OF YOUR TINSY-WINSY LIFE!" was one of Ruby's chides at the Smasher. Well actually that was the usually reprimands Frantz would say to GE.(Say, not shout)
Ruby was "WHY IN THE SIX GATES OF HELL ARE YOU USING DESTRUCTION HERALDRY WHEN YOU'RE A FUCKING SORCERESS?!" now that did happen. (sigh. I know crazy, right?)
Frantz was about to speak when he heard loud chopping sounds at the backyard. "Someone is at the back."
"Let's go see then."
And there they saw the near grey haired Smasher, Smasher GEmaiden. And typical Ruby greeted her with a cheerful smile. "Oh hello, GE-" She quickly stopped on her tracks when she saw what the Sorceress was doing. Even Frantz has his eyes widen and mouth hanged open at the scene bestowed at him.
Yes. GE was there. But the disturbing thing was she was holding 86's Dangerous Desire axe and not just holding it but also using it to chop the firewood.
GE realized that she has company and decided to greet them. A trait she learned from her older brother, 86 (idiot). "Oh! Good morning, Ruby Frantz~"
And Frantz can already imagine perfectly what would happen to the Barbarian as he looked at the burning with anger Saleana.
"Ruby.." Frantz warned. It would do them no good if the Saleana wreaked havoc at that time.
Even with Frantz's calls, it didn't stop Ruby going to the Smasher who was giving her a confused but smiling look. "Is something wrong, Ruby?"
Ruby gave her the MOST brightest and innocent smile she could muster at the older sorceress as she asked, "Why are you USING 86's axe? In chopping firewood no less?~"
"Oh! This axe?" Ruby's (alarming) smile never left her face as she continued listening to GE's explanation. (this wasn't even entering in Ruby's head. It was just the fact that a SORCERESS was using a WARRIOR'S AXE!) "Well, 86 broke the last axe while training at the woods so I have no choice but to use his axe."
Frantz raised an eyebrow at what he heard GE said, "You mean, you're the one cutting firewood?" A nod was answered to them.
Ruby and Frantz felt their eyebrows twitching at the Smasher as they tried to keep their faces passive.
"Is something wrong?"
Well it seems Ruby can't hold her rage anymore, "WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, USING THAT BARBARIAN'S AXE?!"
"Ruby, words…"
The smasher felt backing away at Ruby when the Saleana looks like she would kill her this second, "Well…"
"GE~ I'm back~" A cheery voice they know very well. And Frantz can't help but feel pity for the newcomer. You really came in such a perfect timing. "Oh~ hello Frantz, Ruby! I didn't expect for you two to visit."
GE step back away from Ruby once again when the Saleana gave off a dark smile. "Just the person I want to see~. If you'll excuse me, GE, I need to talk to your brother~" GE swallowed hard and nodded.
Ruby turned to the newly arrived Barbarian. "86~!" she greeted with a theatrical gesture of open arms.
This stops 86 on his tracks. His mind shouting warnings in his head. Ruby never greets him like that! It's always..
"Ruby hello!~"
"Hi." she greeted indifferently
or
"86! You insolent barbarian! How dare you made me wait for freaking 30 minutes!"
or the most painful
"Ruby~ He-" INFERNO! "Whaaaa! W-w-what did I-" FIERY VORTEX! "W-w-what did I… do?" (laid down burned in crisp)
Her simple answer… "I just want to." and blow off some remains of the flames on her staff.
Yup… this kind of greeting isn't in his Ruby's typical greeting on him. But one thing he knows is that if Ruby is VERY happy… first is she jackpots a lot of money, second something great happened or third she is just being sarcastic or acting and a lot of pain will happen next.
"86~" Ruby called once again that made 86 gulp as he stepped away from the Saleana.
"Yes, Ruby?"
The innocent and kind smile Ruby flashed was very unsettling to the point 86 could already feel his knees shaking. "Would you like to go on a date with me?~"
There was a moment of silence as it process in his head. ''DATE?!' 86 screamed in his thoughts. A big red sign of 'WARNING' is ringing in his head. "E-e-eh… date?" Ruby nodded. "B-b-b-but… w-w-what about Frantz?" he stuttered as he pointed Frantz with a shaking finger.
Ruby raised an eyebrow and stared at 86 as if he was talking gibberish. "What? Frantz? Gross! That saint is TOOOO BORING to take out on a date."
"Don't scream it out loud like I'm not around, Ruby." Frantz mumbled. Feeling a little insulted at the Saleana's outburst.
Ruby rolled her eyes at Frantz and turned her gaze back to 86 with dazzling smile and sparkling eyes. This made 86 scared and shaking again. Ruby with dazzling smile and sparkling eyes is dangerous (Due to personal experience) and most of all if he was the one been given by those. So, the safest way was to refuse. He opened his mouth to say it but suddenly a dangerous spark was shown on the Saleana's eyes. A spark that was saying, Say you'll refuse or else it would be more painful than death and hell. He was pretty sure that's what those eyes were saying. His mind was already split into two. and he doesn't know what to answer. Leave it to the fates? He guess that was the answer. Why does he always get treated like this and he even doesn't know the reason of Ruby throwing her devil-mode on him again! And seriously, it is hard to know whether there's a reason or none to Ruby's devil-mode. "So let's go?~" she asked as she pushed 86 out of the house. But before they were really out of sight, 86 turned a glance at GE and Frantz who was watching them. Watching them. 86 felt like crying already...I'm dying here and you're not doing anything to stop the death ripper?! Even HIS sister is looking at him with an apologetic look. "HELP MEEEE!"
Both GE and Frantz remained on their place as they waited for the volcano to erupt. "Where do you think Ruby brought 86?" GE asked.
Frantz was about to answer when a loud scream was heard from the forest. "They're just outside the gates of Saint Haven." And then a familiar tornado of fire was seen where the loud scream came from.
"I guess it's my fault 86 went to swallow Ruby's fires again, right?"
Frantz didn't answer instead, "You should seriously stop using that axe, GE."
"Ohh yes. This was the cause of Ruby's anger am I right?"
Frantz sighed and elaborated what GE said, "GE let me remind you that you are a SORCERESS and already a Smasher. You Sorceresses NEVER rely on STRENGTH but on your MAGIC. So Ruby seeing you holding and using that axe is a grave insult on her part and being a sorceress." And GE felt a shiver on her back when Frantz gave a glare on her.
"Noted!" she exclaimed.
Thankfully when Ruby returned, she didn't get any lecture from her. And 86? He's in the hospital. He got too many burns and his relieve wasn't enough to take it off. But it seems it wasn't only burns that 86 received. Well they didn't ask and 86 doesn't want to be reminded so no one knew what happened to the barbarian.
And who wants to know what kind of demonic action RubyFire did. "It's better off not knowing." was Frantz's remark when they ask anyway.
Since then, no one dared to insult a Sorceress when Saleana RubyFire was in the vicinity. Powerful or not no one should mess with a SALEANA. And 86, he already nailed in his mind never ever ever let GE hold his axe again.
Hope you guys liked it! I would really appreciate it if you Review!~ tell me what you think, suggest one-shots you want our characters to do… I would really love that.
Oh 86 said he already met Verrexia! ^^ Sorry I can't meet you, my dragon nest career had become very and I do mean very limited. So I could only play for a limited time. (sniff. Sniff)
Anyway… again, I'm playing Dragon nest SEA .. so I could only meet you guys when you're playing in SEA. ^_^
Next:
Title: "The Saint isn't always a Saint"
Summary: The Saint isn't a saint always. There are times (Ruby: Always) when he can snap and be a demon. This is where Ruby tells Zyrrs the story of how the saint became a not-so-saintly anymore. Preview of the story, "First Time Daily Quest"
Characters: Zyrrs (Adept/ Alchemist at this time), RubyFire (Saleana), Frantz (Saint), 86 (Barbarian; mentioned)
Genre: Humor
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See ya again for the next ~