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hello and welcome back to~! black butler truth or dare~!
Me: guys... i did a horrible thing...
Ciel: you killed your dog?
Me: what? no! i love my pugs~!
Ciel: okay what is it?
Me: i...i.. FORGOT A REVIEWERS REVIEW! *emo corner*
Ciel: its okay, just use it in this one.
Me: YESS ILL MAKE IT THE FIRST ONE~!ON TO THE DARES~!
imncake- (im soooo sorry here ya go~! xD)- I loved this chapter! Please continue! I got a few dares... he he he...
Ciel: Dance to Lady Gaga Poker Face... the entire song.
Sebastian:... ehh you're cool... don't need to do anything else but be awesome
Lizzie: Break your engagement with Ciel... if you don't, your penalty is to die.
That's it... just had to clean my room and now I'm too damn tired to think. Before I pass out, let me introduce you guys to MY demon butler, Michael. view/614636 use this to see how he looks like... bye... I see the light...
Me: Imncake im so sorry~! ill make it up to ya, you can have one free pass onto the show, i hope you accept my sorry! and thank you!
Ciel: oh no...DARN YOU CAKE...
Me: ciel... do the song~! *holds out outfits!
Ciel: by who is she?
Me: shows video*
Ciel: screw you. im not doing that!
Me: smacks upside head* LANGUAGE!
Ciel: *Groan*gets dressed in costume i picked* i feel like alois..
Alois: what?
Ciel: p-p-poker face
Everyone: that was the most disturbing thing ever...
Me: on to the next..
Sebastian:... ehh you're cool... don't need to do anything else but be awesome
Sebastian: thank you milady
That's it... just had to clean my room and now I'm too damn tired to think. Before I pass out, let me introduce you guys to MY demon butler, Michael. view/614636 use this to see how he looks like... bye... I see the light...
Me: BYE~! sorry again for the forgot review! ONTO THE NEXT!
BD1- BD: Hey my favorite anime guys, and I said guys cause I hate every girl in this anime, except for Mey-Rin, she's awesome.
Karasu: get on with it!
BD: you piss off! Now time for my dares, can one of you take care of Karasu, he's a raven demon and right now he's acting like a prick because he needs to eat a soul.
Karasu: I would kill you if you didn't seal my powers!
BD: *ignoring* Ciel, you have to have sex with Sebby and you can't say no or I'll force you to watch boku no pico for 24 hours, Grell, since I like you, go kiss William, and will can't fight back, Claude, just go get killed by a demon sword, I really don't like you, I almost forgot, Sebastian, is Ciel nice to you now that he's a demon, and what kind of demon is he, well those are my dares, see ya.
Me, Cathrine,other girls except meyrin: Oh well then *shuns*
Me: i can take care of you demon, maybe he can have babys with Cathr-
*sees Cathrine over by Sebastian, there holding hands*
Me: nevermind...anyway *holds a basket of souls* im waiting for you Karasu~!
Sebastian: i get to have relations with my young master, this is a dre-
Ciel: NONSENSE, WE ARE NOT GOIN TO END UP AT THAT YAOI CRAP!I RATHER WATCH BOKO NO PICO.
Me: Ciel...id rather you feel plesure than pain...
Ciel: ?
Me: fine pick whatever you want *sends him in a room for 24 hours* watch the anime and theres snacks in there~!
Grell: WILL~! *glomps william*
William: *groan*
Sebastian: *stabs claude with d sword* young master is the same as always, and hes a raven like me.
Me: CLAUDE...shit...BYE I HOPE FOR A NEXT REVIEW! ON TO THE NEXT!
Nightmare- omg i saw this in my email and i freaked out. i cant stop laughing holy sh*t my brother is pissed i think i woke him up. a not to Sebby and Cathrine, there is no need to worry, in myth, Lerajie is one of the princesses of hell, so, eh, there wont be another Ash/Angela incident again. the babies have grown so much though! they've even opened their eyes, and they make this cute little whining noise, its precious. okay, so Sebby, i dare you to watch the worst yaoi anime you can find, im talking sh*tty animation, horrible anatomy, crappy/confusion plot line, the works, and watch it with Grell. uh, Ronald you cutie... just keep acting cute. omg grell sing a duet with me of the song kill in heaven. thats alll i have for now its like six in the morning here or something.
Ciel: its nice to know you laugh when we get tortured...
Me: THANK YOU! i feel loved *makes face like :,)* i hope your brothers okay though..
Cathrine: really? hmm... never seen him..
Sebastian: good.. now i dont have to kill another angel *holds arm*
Me: the worst yaoi..? Boko no pico~!
Ciel: OH GOD... HE'LL DIE DONT MAKE HIM..
Me: he said worst...iv watched that.. ill never see ice the same way again..*shudders*
Me: *throws Sebastian and Grell in room* have fun~! i know but i want him to watch boko no pico~! sorry~!
Ronald: grell seems busy...
Me: ill get him after this kay? ON TO THE NEXT!
Wolfs- Grell: stop stalking Sebastian for a month. Sebastian fuck me! ;)
Sebastian: u-uh...um.. sure *grabs hand and goes in room*
*grell come in room with nosebleed and passes out*
Me: haha...boko no pico..ON TO THE NEXT
Cielois- From my username, you can most likely tell what I'm going to dare... SO ON WITH THE DARES!
Alois: I dare you to rape Ciel in hanah's dress, make him think you're a girl first, then when the time comes, show him you're actually Alois. In addition to that say "Do you want to become friends? Oh! Do you know what's even better? BEST FRIENDS!" Rape him on the best friend part. BWWHAHAHAH.
Sebastian: I dare you to wear silver spedos and make your hair all curly (like in the action movie that's comming out soon for black butler), change your hair color to white, and while doing that grab a ping pong stick thingy and spank grell with it while saying: "THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY BISHIES!"
Lizzy: Watch Alois rape Ciel. Go on. You know you love it! *Alois voice*
Grell: I dare you to make your hair blue like Ciel's while you read him a story of a Sebastian x Ciel fanfiction.
That will be all for now. ;3 I'll be reading the rest of your story, hopefully you'll update soon! o;
Me: i love the second dare... pfft..
Alois: *already doing dare* wanna become bestfriends?! *goes in room*
Me: *already curlying his white hair* hold on..
Sebastian: THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY BISHIES! *spanks sleeping grell*
Lizzie: CIEL *cries*
Grell: is asleep with red butt*
Me: well...*is on ground laughing*.. good dares...
Cathrine: :O..
Me: onto the last dare...
Kso- Hope you recognize me! (Yaoi penalty, remember?) I dare Grell to act like Sebastian, Sebastian to act like Grell, Ronald to act like Claude, and Claude to act like Ronald.
(im sorry im on a time limit here, if i didnt use your dare ill use it first in the next chapter)
Me: dude... i loved the dare~!
Sebastian: *acts like grell*
Grells: is still passed out
Ronald: i do not know who he is so ill be quiet
Claude: *is dead*
Me: on to the next dare~!
Angel-With-A-Shotgun99- I'm back! DID YOU MISS MEH?
I've got more dares!
Grell: Go on a date with me. (Refuse and William and Sebastian get to beat the heck out of you. Plus you will have to wear guy clothes for the rest of the episode and have your hair permanently dyed black)
Ronald: *Sits a pretty girl in a stripper outfit next to Ronald* Don't you DARE hit on her or you get to be locked in a closet with a gay perverted sixty-year-old guy. ;3
Alois and Ciel: Admit you two share porn pics of each other(I KNOW ABOUT YOU TWO!)
Alois: Get tossed into the fangirl cage
Claude: Don't help Alois
Byez! 3
Me: i missed you!
Ciel: *is sick because of Alois*
Grell: is passed out*
Me: sorry hes had a hard nosebleed
Ronald: *stands still*
Me: hes still acting like claude.. so.. *puts him in closet with man*
Man: HOTDOG! *tackles*
Me: tell me... is that guy off Family guy?
Cathrine: maybe...
Ronald: GOD HELP ME...
Me: there is no god here *puts on sunglasses* just Nameless *RAHHHH*
Cathrine: *facepalm*
Alois: fine we do, nameless you can have one of each of us *he gives me them*
Me: slight nosebleed* uh...uh...*gets bigger nosebleed*
Ciel: FINE FINE WE DO...
Alois: hes so sexy *licks his ear*
Me and Cathrine: Shudders*
Me: I- i get to toss alois in the fangirl cage..? oh my god... ITS MY DREAM~!
*i toss him in the haters and fangirls*
Me: *evil laugh* HAHAHAHA...
Ciel: looks at me with fear*
Me: this is awesome...
Cathrine: your dad will be home soon...
Me: ah, yes well everyone?
Everyone: THANK YOU FOR WATCHING~! BLACK BUTLER TRUTH OR DARE~!
Me: and remember what i said, im on a time limit so if i didnt use your dare ill use it first in the next chapter~! BYE~!