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hello and welcome back to~! black butler truth or dare~!
Me: Heyyyyyyyy~! Whats up?
Ciel: your too perky..
Me: Ciel.. im in a good mood so dont get on my bad side today okay!
Cathrine: She is happy because her nephew has comeback from his dads
Me: yeshh~! and my dads gone! so im good on time! im gonna take my time
Ciel: Lazy...
Me: shut up...okay~! we got a new person~! Welcome Karasu~!
Karasu: *eyes turn red* can i kill them *turns to demons in room* oh and *hugs* thanks for the souls
Me: i noticed in the reviw you called me satan... sir i am not satan...i just have ways
Everyone: *looks at Cathrine*
Me: OKAY ON TO THE FIRST DARE *hides face*
Misaki- YAY i'm back, sorry if i didn't review last chap cuz i was sleepy but let me tell you it was awesome oh and sorry sebby and catherine hehe :D
soooo on with the dares:
claude: get into the fangirls and haters cage so we can kill y- er i mean show you how we feel about you kidnapping our dear bocchan
lizzy: watch and read material related to SebastianxCiel for 2 days and if you don't you will have to die your hair black and dress like sebastian for the rest of the chappy
grell: first let me tell you that i love your hair :D also you will have to sing a song with me ( you pick the song)
sebastian: i want you to dress like a doctor again ( for no particular reason) and sorry if i made you angry sebby * gives you a cute little kitty*
Ciel: you have to narrate the entire boku no pico episodes to...the undertaker with DETAILS and if you refuse you will have to watch the entire thing again
nameless: please give me a hug 0w0
yeah i'm not even supposed to be up at 1 am so i'm in a rush and with no creativity so this is the best my brain can do right now, also i loved the boku no pico thing and i think ciel is even more traumaticed than before so i'm sorry for you ciel-kun XD
Me: its okay! i still love all you guys!
Ciel: i dont...
Me: Screw you ciel
Ciel: you wish.
Me: -blushes- on to the dares!
claude: get into the fangirls and haters cage so we can kill y- er i mean show you how we feel about you kidnapping our dear bocchan
Me: *grins* Cathrine your orders: Throw Claude in the cage
Cathrine: *eyes glow red* yes mil-
Karasu: ILL DO IT! my master said i can kill him so im gonna throw him in!
Me: oh well.. okay then!
*Karasu throws CLaude in Haters and Fangirls*
Fangirls: Claude!
Hater: you stole Bocchan, you must die!
Me: i can now die happy...ON TO THE NEXT DARE!...wait im gonna show her sugar...
Lizzie: it cant be that bad, right?
*throws her in room for 2 days*she comes out*
Lizzie: w-...
Me: its good huh?
Lizzie: i want to read more..
Ciel: WHAT?! LIZZIE YOU MAY NEVER READ THAT SMUT EVER AGAIN, UNDERSTAND?!
Me: come on ciel... dont be a party pooper..on to the next dare!
Grell: thank you darling! and how about Wrecking Ball by that Miley person
Me and Ciel: NO! WE ARE GOIN TO TEH NEXT NEXT DARE K?
sebastian: i want you to dress like a doctor again ( for no particular reason) and sorry if i made you angry sebby * gives you a cute little kitty*
Cathrine: *holds up lab kinda coat* come ill help you
Me: CATHRINE...I KNOW UR A FLIRT BUT COME ON!?
*Sebastian and Cathrine go in the room* they dont come out but we hear moaning*
Me: oh my...
Ciel: ...
Me:...
Ciel: you have to narrate the entire boku no pico episodes to...the undertaker with DETAILS and if you refuse you will have to watch the entire thing again
Me: HAHAH... I NOW LOVE YOU MISAKI!
Ciel: it was like...uh...a boy that looks like a girl...OH GOD I CANT DO IT...
Me: *gives computer and shoves him in my bedroom* DONT TOUCH ANYTHING OR ILL SICK KARASU ON YOU!
Karasu: *eating souls* he doesnt need to complain.. it isnt that back.
Me: oh no..Karasu.. its bad trust me.. on my opinion.. i think it the most dirty out of all i seen..
Karasu: o..k..
Me: on to the next dare!
nameless: please give mea hug 0w0
Me: i... i.. I WOULD LOVE TO! *bear hugs* just so you guys know... i can take dares~!
Snoopcat- Wat duh coincidence, I also have a wrecking ball scene in my demons and caffeine story... -_-
I think chatroom mode isnt allowed on fnfictin, I had a friend and she got reported by a moderator but, who cares this story is still hilarious. Keep up the good work!
Me: oh sorry, i know, and thank you~!
Nightmare- Oh my god Ronald my baby! *coddles his and strokes his amazing hair* Anyways, omg still cant stop laughing my ass off, holy shit (sorry, are we allowed to swear here...?) The babies are just little puffballs now that scurry across the table and try to nibble on your fingers, so precious!
Okay, so, I just found out Eren Jaegar and Finny share the same voice actor, fucking hell man, so, um, I dare Finny to get yelled at by Levi over the phone because he thinks he's Eren. Sebby, you're in charge of whatever emotional wreck comes out of that dare.
Ronald, will you please go on a date with me, screw what Will says, pleeeeease?
omg Cathrine, go have a girls say out with Lerajie, Nameless, Lizzy, Meirin, Grell, and me. It'll be fun, shopping, gossiping, getting manicures (which is actually strangely relaxing.) getting our hair done. (im not sure if tilde is working)
Oh, and rats, cute little fuzzy baby rats for everyone!
Me: holy shit, i can tell this is gonna be a long chapter, because i have like a million pages, and im on the 4 dare...
Ciel: *looks at pages*thats alot of pages...
Ronald: er...okay...*leaves*
Finnian: phone?
Me: *hands cell phone*
Finnian: this is amazing!
Me: hold on *puts in levi number*
*levi threaten to kill finny*
Me: cathrine...protect finny..
Cathrine: yes milady!
Me: ON TO THE NEXT~!
omg Cathrine, go have a girls say out with Lerajie, Nameless, Lizzy, Meirin, Grell, and me. It'll be fun, shopping, gossiping, getting manicures (which is actually strangely relaxing.) getting our hair done. (im not sure if tilde is working)
Me: i think this will be fun...but im not into this kinda stuff sorry...but i guess i can go for my reviewers!
*we go and get papamered* come back*
Me: that was funnn~!
Grell: yes, yes it was
Lerajie: i would like to do that again!
Cathrine: yes it was quite fun
Me: i hope we can do that again, Nightmare!
BD1: Karasu: *drools at the amount of souls and rushes over to you and hugs you* thank satan! I love you! *starts stuffing his mouth*
BD: thanks for taking care of him, just to let you know, he can get aggressive around other demons.
Karasu: *finishes the rest of the souls and growls at Sebastian, Claude, and Ciel; his eyes flash red* Can I kill them?
BD: Claude, yes, the others, no, anyways, here's my dares, Ciel and Sebby, read the doujin red moon, Alois, wear some normal clothes, as in no short shorts, just a regular t shirt with jeans and some sneakers, Lizzy, I really don't like you (when I said that last time, I only meant the black butler characters, not you two, your great, the fic is hilarious) so you can't wear anything cute for the entire chapters.
Karasu: *pounces on Alois with claws unsheathed*
BD: What the hell! He's not even a demon?!
Karasu: I know, I just don't like him for some reason
BD:* sighs* that's all my dares, good luck with Karasu, you'll need it, if you need to control him just use a taser or slap him, which ever works for you, I'm leaving now, Ciao * leaves Karasu with you till the next chapter*
Me: like i said, im not satan, im Nameless, Nameless Bond..
Cathrine: milady, you should stop ripping off movies..
Me: NO, I LIKE IT!... now that you think about.. that made no since. and your welcome!
Ciel and Sebastian: *watches* ...no comment
Me: *holds up normal clothes* wear the clothes... alois...
Alois: i will but... can i keep the shorts..?
Me: NOPE *tackles alois*
Cathrine: *holds Claude back*
~5 mins later~
Me: BACKK~!
*Alois comes in wearing normal clothes*
Me: we had to make ajustments *wink wink*
Cathrine: milady...you didnt do th-
Me: NO NO NO...IM SAVING MY SELF FOR MARRIAGE! *mumbles* if i ever make it...
Ciel: who are you gonna marry? *smirk*
Me: no one...IM GONNA DIE
Cathrine: im going to devour her soul
Karasu: *growl*
Me: thank you, i think your awesome to!
Lizzie: WHAT? SOMEONE HATES ME?
Ciel and Me: *mumble* everyone hates you...
Lizzie: WHAT DID YOU SAY CIEL?!
Ciel: nothing
Me: change into the black clothes
Lizzie: fine *changes*
Me: BYE IM WAITING FOR YOUR NEXT REVIEW~!
Cake- Thank you so much for updating! I loved this chapter! I have a few dares... (If anyone refuses, the penalty is to die.)
Sebastian: Hump Alois.
Ciel: Let Lizzie dress you up for like an hour...
Lizzie; Break of your engagement with Ciel
Claude: I hate you... but people have been too mean to you... so no dare for you... god I must be tired if I'm this nice -_-
Alois: Make out shamelessly with Grell
Grell: Enjoy the kiss with Alois... if you can...
Bye... tired... hope you don't skip my dares this time... author-nim... need sleep...
Me: your welcome! and thank you!
Sebastian: okay... *humps*
Alois: *squeal*
Me and Ciel: 0.o
Lizzie: YAY~! come on Ciel!
Ciel: *groan*
~hour later~
Me: welcome back
Lizzie: NO I LOVE MY CIEL!
Me: *mumble* i love him also...
Everyone: *looks at me*
Me: *blushes* anyway! its either do it or die lizzie!
Lizzie: fine..* stands up on table* i here by offical break my engagement with Ciel Phantomhive.
Ciel: THANK GOD! *kisses Me out of happiness*
Me: * blushes and touches lips and faints*
Cathrine: Milady! *catches*
Sebastian: here is the next dare
Claude: oh.. um.. thnak you milady.
Alois: my pleasure! *kisses grell*
Grell: mmmmm! *kisses back*
everyone: ... *puke*
Cathrine: on to the next dare.
Cielois- I'm baaaaacckkkkk Oh, and thank chu' Nameless-Chan!
Anyways, here's my dares ;'D
Ciel: I dare you to watch Dye Fantasy on youtube the original video. But first, Dress up in that Pink frilly dress that you had in Episode Four of Black Butler. When you do that, Go up to Elizabeth - Lizzy WHATEVER, and then scream in her face: "I'M A MIDGET FAGGOT BUTLER COCK SUCKING TRANNY WHO CROSS DRESSS. ARN'T I SO MANLY, DARLING?" And then act like you're fainting in moe with a sparkly rose backround. XD
Sebastian: RUN ACROSS THE WORLD... DIMENSIONS.. WHATEVER YOU'RE A DEMON YOU CAN HANDLE THIS. Then go get Eren, Armin, Mikasa from Attack On Titan. They'll be prepared to do dares with the Dare cast for 2 Chapters. MMkay? ;S Also, Go over to a strip club and steal some of those hooker boots you like so much. Go up to Ciel and be all like: "GOOD SEXY HOOKER BOOTS MAKE A GOOD SEXY DEMON SHEMALE. GOT IT?" Then stuff the boots on him and dress him up in the sluttiest things you can find around the room that you're in. (Yes, you can dress him up In Alois Trancy, that's reasonable.)
Eren: Go rape Ciel, would ya'? You'll be forced to watch a bunch of Titan Yaoi if you don't.
Elizabeth: I dare you to stuff Ciel in a coffin and loudly cry atop it while you cage Ciel up inside the coffin and sell him to undertaker Scream: "MY POOR BISEXUAL BABBIIEEEEE! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO FUCK HIS CUTENESS YET! OH NOOO! DX"
MMkay. Sorry about that, I have a sick mind for an 11 year old. - Anywayysss.. I introduce you to my Demon Butler. His name's Vincent, He's one of the many dukes in hell but by so far Lucifer choses him as the 'best man' they've got. He pretty much looks exactly like Ciel, but he has slightly lighter eyes and his hair is a mixture of silver-white-light blue, he looks almost like an angel honestly. XD
Me: im back~! and your welcome! Ciel... wear the dress
Ciel: no.
Me: what? do i havent to do to you what i did to alois?
Ciel: *blushes* no *grabs dress and changes* walks up to lizzie* I'M A MIDGET FAGGOT BUTLER COCK SUCKING TRANNY WHO CROSS DRESSS. ARN'T I SO MANLY, DARLING? *faints with moe face and roses in backround*
Me: what. the. fucking. dog. bowl. was. that?
Cathrine: the dare...
Me: im sorry im not adding characters... but ill have alois rape ciel again *grins*
Ciel: NO.
Sebastian: *changes to demon form* GOOD SEXY HOOKER BOOTS MAKE A GOOD SEXY DEMON SHEMALE. GOT IT?
Ciel: uhhh... sure?
Me: *laughs ass off*
Cathrine: :O... *nosebleed*
Lizzie: *throws ciel in coffin and chains while crying*MY POOR BISEXUAL BABBIIEEEEE! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO FUCK HIS CUTENESS YET! OH NOOO! DX"
Me: HAHAHAH! im. loving. this HAHAHA... bisexual... pffttt HAHA.. its nice to meet you...pfft..YOUR AN 11 YEAR OLD?! DUDE IM TURNING 13 THIS MARCH *brofist*
Ciel: YOUR 12 AND YOU DO THIS STUFF?!
Me: im very mature for my age..NEXT DARE~! and i grew up in a fucked up family.
Kso- Kso is back, with more dares!
Alois-You must have the same attitude te ENTIRE chapter. NO BIPOLARNESS.
Ciel-Sit on a table in a speedo for 20 minutes in a dark closet with that old gay pervert guy from Chap. 11.
Zat is all! Make pasta not war!
Me: alois... you must act happy!
Alois: YAYA!
Me: *tackles ciel*
Ciel: AHHH?!
Me: *changes ciel in speedos and throws in closet*
Man: ANOTHER ONE?! HOTDOG!
Ciel: HELP ME!
Me: I AGREE SISTA! we have a new reviewer welcome!
Shay- Alright my dares!
Ciel:just stop being is b****y all the time act like your a hippster instead. It you don't I will forclose your company. P.s you have to dress like one too.
Lizzie:you have to act goth For An hour, make up and all. Penality, ciel gets it!
Alois: go to my friend Nathen's house you two can do whatever you want.(wink,wink)
claude: (throws demon sword) sorry you're just so fun to kill.
Grell:my friend julie loves you, to give her a kiss.
Sebastian:listen to this story, my kitten ran away and was attacked by a dog. Then For two weeks he was lost in the woods and he nearly starved to death. Finally he came home and now every night he sleeps curled up by my feet. I love my kitten.
Ciel: ... fine... *chnages in clothes i got him*
Me: hehe *grins* *tackles lizzie*
Lizzie: *screams*
Me: i am the queen of black~! im gonna do this!
Cathrine: thats true...
*Me and lizzie comes back, lizzie is looking goth and kinda emo*
Me: *pants* your persistant...*grabs alois's arm and he telaports to nathans*
Claude: *catches* why does everyone want me dead?
Me, Ciel, and Sebastian: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
Me: *grabs sword and stabs claude in the back* always expect a BACK up plan~!
Everyone:...
Me: do i get credit for my pin or my wordplay?
Cathrine: *hesitant clapping*
Me: its not the same...
Grell: blows kiss*
Sebastian and Cathrine: awe!
Me: well thats alll guys and this is back because i have the computer 6 more hours!
*cathrine and Sebastian run off*
Me: well have fun,okay?
Everyone: THANK YOU FOR WATCHING~! BLACK BUTLER TRUTH OR DARE~!
Me: remember! im taking dares~!
Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEARS~!