Dear Rick Riordan,

Ok, so do I have a New York/Boston accent? I mean, I HAVE lived in New York all my life, so it would be plausible. You've never mentioned it in any of the books (yeah, I'm still a little bewildered that there actually ARE books, but whatever). So... Do I? Because I really want to know.

A "Noo Yawkah"

(Percy Jackson)

It's my own personal headcanon that Percy has a really prominent New York accent and works really hard to get rid of it, but in intense times, it totally comes out. Anyone want to write a one-shot about that for me? Please? My birthday is coming up!

LOL

And never mind, I guess, about the story/review thing. It was worth a shot!