i do not own Black Butler/ Kuroshitsuji
hello and welcome back to~! black butler truth or dare~!
Ciel: hello everyone! nameless isnt feeling well today..
Me: no im not.. im on edge and barely had anysleep for the last 12 hours
Ciel: why?
Me: im having to many nightmares.. and i fear that Jeff the killer gonna come for me in my sleep... and i have school monday so...
Ciel: im sorry...
Me: its fine... just letting you guys know im gonna be moody today..ON TO THE DARES~!
Kso- Straight to the point here:
Claude: Watch crappy '90's hentai for 9 hours. No breaks.
Alois: Everyone else must be absolutely still but you. Do whatever you want to them, go crazy.
Catherine: Say "Merp merp" while making a derp face anytime anybody says the word "pickles".
Nameless: You mut survive the cage of fangirls and haters. Sorry 'bout this, but everyone has done it but you...and you DID say you can accept dares. Besides, if you die, you'll just come back to life in the next chapter!
That is all. Make pasta not war!
Me: AHHH MUST PEOPLE MAKE ME SUFFER!
Ciel: *grins* sebasti-
*Cathrine and Sebastian are over on couch, making out*
Me: oh my god... im getting thrown in the cage, and seeing a disgusting sight..
Claude: *throws nameless in cage*
Me: AHHHHHHH HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!
Fangirls: awe...it nameless!
Hater: you kissed ciel.. YOU MUST DIE!
Everyone: *snicker*
Cathrine: mil-! *gets cut off by kisses*
Grell: *throws claude in room and my computer* dont mess up things in there!
Me: PLEASE HELP MEEEE IM SOOO SORRY!
Ciel: sorry... we are serious about the cage *chuckle* i dont get the meeting of the alois dare.
Cathrine: okay milady!
BD1- BD: hey guys, thanks for taking care of him for me, but I have another problem, you see, my angel Tenshi is yelling at me for letting Karasu lose, Tenshi's a girl by the way, so I may need to leave both with you for a while, sorry...
Tenshi: Karasu! Get your butt over here! Now!
Karasu: make me! *both get in fighting stances*
BD: not again, you two enough! Anyways, my dares, Ciel, you have to have sex with Sebby, you can't say no or I'll force Karasu to make you, make sure to put some cameras in the room and video tap it as black mail, Lizzie, get thrown in a cage of yaoi fangirls and haters(most yaoi fangirls hate Lizzie by the way), Alois, someone just shoot him in the head, I really don't like him, you know what, Karasu, I order you to kill Alois.
Karasu: as you wish *unsheathes his claws and pounces on Alois*
BD: now what was I saying, right, Everyone but Claude, have some cookies, well that's all my dares, once again, thanks for taking care of these two, I'm sorry if they start fighting, they really don't like each other, Ciao.
Me: *wimper* *starts crying* o-okay... *sob* *is messed up with clothes ripped*
Ciel: um...
Me: PAY BACK PEOPLE! *pushes ciel and sebastian in room, and puts sercret cameras* DONT GET HIM PREG- SEBASTIAN!
Cathrine: :O...mil-
Me: SHUT IT CATHRINE, NO SORRIES, YOU WHERE TO BUSY SUCKING FACE WITH THE PHANTOMHIVE BUTLER TO SAVE ME HUH?! *cries again* *shoots alois in the head and karasu eats him* nice dream land! *throws lizzie in cage* *falls asleep*
Cathrine: oh... she fell asleep..
~Skip to next day~
Me: i had a good sleep, im fine and happy! but i cant go outside..
Ciel: why?
Me: theres a billizard outside... and i have no school tomorrow! lets get to the dares shall we! and thanks for the get soon dares i loved them!
Nightmare- Jajajaja, im dying. my friend was with e while i was reading this and all she could day was 'senpai noticed you!'
Grell: stand in a room that has a barred off section containing the worst mary sues the fandom has to offer
Sebastian: sing 'waiting for the bus in the rain' with Claude
Ciel: imm feeling sadistic today so: you have to deal with lor druit, no help fro anyone
Me: well im glad she thinks that and tell her i said thank you for watching! and im not senpai, its nameless-chan! or call me senpai or whatever you want! im not special!
Everyone: *sees little room in middle of stage*
Me: goo in the room grelll~!
Grell: what the worst that could happen?
*5 mins*grell comes back*
Grell: i love the storys~! so loveable..
Me: oh...kay... i just looked those up and i cant find it, is it by statellite high? tell me in the next chapter okay!
Viscount Druitt: oh little kitten *comes over and holds my hands* such beauty, so graceful
Me: hey look dude ciel is supposed to deal with you not me.
Cathrine: *pulls nameless away from druitt*
Druitt: oh so wonderful shes like a demoness, kind yet fierce~! *grabs ahold on Cathrine*
Cathrine: *in shock* um.. thank you kind sir, but um *smacks*
Me: okay iv had enough of him **puts him with ciel*
imncake- LOL. I loved this chapter! You're awesome Nameless! We're the same age! *brofist* Ok dares... punishments is the same. (Death)
Ciel: Go on a date with me. Don't worry... I'm calm and the exact opposite of Lizzie.
Sebastian: Go hangout with my butler Michael.
Claude: Go around the world while screaming ,"I'M GAY AND I'M PROUD OF IT!
Lizzie: Read LizziexAlois porn
Nameless: Torture Claude in anyway you want.
Grell: Sing and dance to We can't stop by Miley Cyrus
Me: YES I HAVE A FRIEND! *brofist*
Ciel: i still cant believe your 12..
Me: like i said ill be turning 13 on March 15, and i came from a fucked up family..
Ciel: fine ill go on a da-
ME: BRO BRO BRO...WTF? MY MAN BRA... YOUR BREAKING THE CODE~!
Ciel: fuck it i dont wanna die.
Me: fine... *smacks upside head* LANGUAGE~!
Ciel: goes in date with you* well that was fun
Me: *cries* you broke the code...
Sebastian: hang out?
Me: yes hang out! *transports sebastian to your house* please leave him unharmed..
Claude: very well.. IM GAY AND IM PROUD... IM GAY AND IM PROUD *goes outside*
Me: i have nothing against gay people..*gives computer to lizzie*
Lizzie: *reads* *nosebleed* PAULA GET ME A TISSUE.
Me: hehehe... *grins*
Claude: um... milady..
Me: *grabs claude's hand and drags him to basement* Cathrine! i need you!
Cathrine: im coming milady!
*you hear crashes and stuff down stairs*
Ciel: what are they doing down there..
Grell: ...
Grell: WE CANT STOP, AND WE WONT STOPPPP *runs hand down self*
Everyone: ... what... the fuck/hell/ on earth... (you pick)
Me: what happened *comes on wearing leather*
Ciel: *nosebleed*
Sebastian: what on earth are you wearing?
Cathrine: *comes up in sexier costume* oh we were mearly enjoying ourselves.
Sebastian: nosebleed*
Me: why is everyone here such perverts
Cathrine: i do not know milady. now lets go get changed
*we leave and claude comes up*
Claude: ...
Shay- he he he these ones are evil!
Sebastian:explain your weird cat fetish. Punishment: take a kittens soul. (Hands kity to you)
Ciel: to up to the fan girl cage, pick one and spend a romantic evening with her. Then take the back into the cage. Prepare to be mauled!
Lizzy:explain to ciel that your pregnant with alois baby.
William: brake all your precious rules and go on a date with catherine
Alois: throw a party with grell and let their be strippers!
Claude: sorry for trying to kill you, give me a hug(stabs with back)
Undertaker: please bury the dead hookers already! We can smell it!
Nameless: shout to the world what charecter you love and why!
- Who needs calm, fangirl on!
Sebastian: i just like cats more than dogs...cats are calm, dogs are very loud...
Me: ILL DO THAT DARE! ima fangirl...*grabs hand*
*we go on date*
Me: that was fun
Ciel: yes i agree... wait... WHAT?
Lizzie: um...ciel...
Alois: come you can tell ;)
Me: this is personal huh?...
Lizzie: im pregnant..
Ciel: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN LIZZIE?
Me: AWEEE, LIZZIE WE ARE GOING SHOPPING!
~9 months later~(get ready to feel embaressment)
Me: come on lizzie! you can do it!
Lizzie: ahhh! no i cant!
Cathrine: theres the head!
Me: your almost there! PUSH!
Cathrine: its a girl!
Me: oh lizzie! she beautiful!
Lizzie: ill name her isabella.
*everyone come in room*
Alois: oh she looks like me!
Me: shes your child idiot..
Ciel: *looks at child and smiles*
Me: why are you happy.. your ex fiance cheated on you..
Ciel: i know im over it..
Me: well that was interesting...
William: nah...im not gonna take that filth on a date...
Me: Alois is currently with his wife/son.. and good job! *brofist and takes demon sword out of his back*
Undertaker: hehe~ but there so wonderful..
Me: ...really?
Ciel: *smirks* yes who is it...
Me: fine *stands on table*... MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE BLACK BUTLER ANIME IS...CIEL PHANTOMHIVE. BECAUSE I FIND HIS LIFE SIMILAR TO MINE, AND FIND IT VERY INTRESTING!
Ciel:...*blush*
Everyone: ...
Grell: oh kay then...
Tobeo- Tobo-chan here! I have a few dares. I had to carefully think them all over (Jk I am making these up as I go :3)
Alright, be prepared dare cast!
Ciel: I dare you to go to a strip club and strip for all those smexy demons out there. (i.e. Sebby)
Lizzy: How You Doing? XD I have a question... why do you go all crazy biatch with fencing when Ciel is in trouble? Other than that, I dare you to dress up as a bunny and go up to Ciel or someone and yell "HOP HOP HOP, IM A BUNNY YEAH!"
Sebby: I noticed that you and Catherine are thing... *mumbles* I just have to get rid of her... I mean... Anyways, will you two have a kid and what will he/she be named? Oh and on top of that, rape Ciel and get married in front of Catherine. :3 (I actually ship it a lot XD)
Claude and Alois: Claude, I dare you to propose to Alois and have a passionate makeout session! Alois, I dare you to dress in the wedding dress for the ceremony until the next chapter, oh and confess your love to Claude as well. (I sure love yaoi a lot for a 12 year old. XD *Just turned 12 on December 23rd*)
Oh well! I bid you all goodnight and I support you ClaudexAlois! X3
Me: OKAY EVERYONE~! TO THE STRIP CLUB~!
*we go to the sliver bullet, we see ciel stripping*
Me: uhhh...um...*nosebleed and passes out*
~back at stage~*with Cathrine carrying me*
Lizzie: im fine.. and OKAY! *changes in costume and come up to me* HOP HOP HOP, IM A BUNNY YEAH!
Me: huh...? WHAT THE FABBERBOOBIN?!
Cathrine: id like to see you try *death glare*
Sebastian: speaking as which...everyone can i have your attention!
Everyone: looks at sebastian*
Sebastian: i have decided... CATHRINE IS GOING TO BE MY MATE!
Me and Ciel: WHAT!?
Everyone: *clap clap clap*
Me: CATHRINE! WHEN IN THE HELL DID YOU DECIDE THIS?!
Cathrine: milady we decided this last month...
Me: WITH OUT MY BLESSING!
Cathrine: milady please...
Me: if he hurts you ill literlly kick his ass..i guess we cant do your dare...im sorry.. NAD HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Pink- Hey! So here are my dares!
Sebastian: Baked me the most chocolate-ty and delicious cake ever and pink lemonade then give it to me!
Ciel: I dare you to cut Grell's hair short and I don't take NO for an answer.
Grell: Do what you normally do but don't kill Ciel.
Alois: Falcon punch Claude for me please!
Ok I'm out!
Sebastian: of course milady *holds out cake*
Ciel: my pleasure *grabs knife* ill make this as painless as possible.
Grell: AHHH... HELP!
Alois: okay~! FALCON PUNCH *punch*
Yourknight- ._. I dare Sebastian to start singing sexy naughty bitchy me... with kittens. Hundreds of kittens
Sebastian: I PICK ALL MY SKIRTS TO BE ALITTLE TO.. SEXY...SEXY NAUGHTY BITCHY ME! *rubs kittens*
Me: AHAHAHAH!... OH MY GOD...
Everyone: ...
Cathrine: *nosebleed*
Abby- I love black butler here are my dares
Grell: give the undertaker a blow job while inside the closet with the old man
Ceil,Lizzy, Cathrine, and Sebastian: have a four some with one other...
Claude : turn into a spider and have Alois kill him...well again
Oh and Bassy I have four cats one I rescued from a blizzard it's black and white it reminds me of you it's fearless and loves me...oops Grell don't kill me...
Me: I DO TOO~! *brofist*... poor old man...
Grell: of course~!
Undertaker: well i want nameless to do it..
Me: DADDY~! NOO~! GRELL NEEDS TO DO IT! *pushes in closet with man*
Man: HAHA! I GOT MORE!
*cathrine and sebastian run off*
Me: how about we leave the sexing to them shall we...
Alois: *steps on spider*... opps sorry..
Claude: i just died alittle inside...
Me: Sebastian is currently... um...yea you know..
Scarlett- Sup pervs! Claude, you must go in the hater cage and attempt to fight them off with a tortilla. Lizzy must go play with slenderman while screaming NOOOOOO! THE TELETUBBIES WANT MY COOKIES! Ciel and Alois must both die in the Hunger Games, but they have to die like bosses. Sebby and Grell have to duke it out with cupcakes as weapons. Oh and *glomps Finny and disappears to Mcdonalds*
Me: how can he fight off with a tortilla...?...*gives lizzie my game*puts claude in cage*
Lizzie: *plays* NOOOOOO! THE TELETUBBIES WANT MY COOKIES!
LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN~!
Ciel: lets go
Alois: yea!
*ciel stabs alois in the head*Alois holds up 3 fingers*
Ciel: *holds up fingers*
Me: *holds up fingers*
Ciel: okay time to get pass this...
Me: haha *starts fighting him(
Ciel: ughhh..*gets shot in stomach with arrow*
Claude: hehe *runs off*
Ciel: *kisses 3 fingers and holds up*
Me: *kisses and holds up with tears in eyes*
Me: that was sad...
Sebastian: *throws cupcake at grell*
Me: FOOD FIGHT!
*everyone starts throwing food at eachother*
Me: well thats it for todays episode
Everyone: *covered in food* THANK YOU FOR WATCHING! BLACK BUTLER TRUTH OR DARE!
Me: SORRY FOR THE SLOW UPDATE!