GUYS, I'M SO SORRY FOR ME NOT WRITING FOR A FEW DAYS TT . TT Oh, and Akira didn't kill me, don't worry. Oh, and TotallyrandomXD, Akira is a unisex name, mostly used as a male name, meaning "Bright". Oh, and fanfiction cut off something off of Rawki. v. ikwaR 's nick DX

Akira: In the last few days, she was sick, and annoying. She was like: *COUGHCOUGH*ineedpainkillers*COUGHCOUGH*. *COUGH.*

Kona: I wasn't like that!

Akira: Yes you were. You're just mad because your curtain is a better dancer at Dance Central (Not really, but the kinect thought that my curtain is a human XD). And get on with the story already. I want to know my gender.

Dance Central doesn't belong to me, *sigh* (Guys… I just looked out of the window. It started snowing. The date when I'm starting to write this chapter is the 30th of april. GODDAMNIT.)

"Speaking Japanese"

"Speaking English"


Akira's POV

Megumi ran inside my room while holding her phone. Ugh, did that woman forgot how to knock? I was just sleeping peacefully and she-

"AKIRA! Afhjdgahjfgajsdhgas BIG NEWS! Jdhfkhsdkjfhsd-" I shut her with my hand.

"Stop being stupid for a second. Tell me what happened." Megumi got pissed and- EW DID SHE JUST…

"… Did you just… lick… my hand?"

"Hmph!" She crossed her hands and turned away.

"Fine, I'm…" I began. "Sorry." I muttered.

"What was that?"

"I'M SORRY! Can you now tell me what happened?"

"I know why Rasa and Lima send Mo and the rest here! It was not because of vacation!"

"Mo and the rest? Do you like him or something?"

"Wha-No! Anyway, Rasa and Lima had to sell DCI headquarters, because they don't have the money to pay the bills. The guy who bought it is going to do something instead of DCI headquarters, I don't know what. I think that it's going to be some kind of cosplay café… WHATEVER! The thing is, he's going to destroy Dance Central!"

"Denial… Well, I'm going back to sleep. Take care of that yourself."

"You're not going anywhere!" Megumi grabbed my shoulder. She pulled me to my closet.

"Put clothes on, we're going to America!"

"Wh-Megumi!" She walked outside of my room.

"AND NO HOODIES ALLOWED!"


"Akira!" Megumi whined. "I said NO hoodies!" Her eye twitched. She is pissed off. I swear to god if you see her somewhere, don't try to piss her off. Trust me. Killing yourself with a plastic spoon is a better way to die. And less painful. I can do this because, well, I did that countless times. Anyway, I ran into my room, and changed to a pair of dark blue baggy jeans as usual, but not AS baggy, with chains attached to the belt loop, a pair of old combat boots (I know that I shouldn't wear shoes inside, but screw that.), my custom AC3 shirt, black leather jacket and my also custom, medallion from the witcher. No, it's not a necklace. It's a medallion. Necklaces are stupid. I sighed and looked at the mirror. I saw my chest. Yup. Still a girl. I don't really care about my gender, but THESE could be a little bit smaller. I opened my drawer and pulled out bandages. I bound my chest with them. I looked in the mirror again. I look like a guy with a girlish face. Or a male J-pop/K-pop singer. With a bright green eyes and blonde hair. Good enough. I walked outside of my room, and saw Megumi, Masaru and the DC people. Wait. Is Masaru without his baggy clothes? Megumi must be really pissed off.

"Ha! Akira's a guy, pay up!" Angel smirked.

"Seriously? Your bet was about THIS?" I laughed. (A/n AN EMOTION; WUT O.o)

"Guys?" Megumi said shyly. "Um, we still have to help Dance Central."¨

"You could take care of it yourself, stupid woman." I muttered. Megumi's eye twitched.

"OKAY I'M SORRY!" I exclaimed. "Wait. I know why you want to bring everyone."

"Huh?"

"It would be weird if you were just with Mo, huh? You like him don't you?" I smirked and wiggled my brows. She blushed. "Ha! I knew it!" I grinned.

"I don't like him!"

"Suuuuuuuuuure." I said. "Denial." I muttered.

"I hate you."

"Awww. I wuv you too, big sis."

"Shut up before I tell everyone about your 'little secret'."

"Do that and I'll tell everyone that you love Mo." She blushed.

"… Okay, you won."

"So you DO like Mo." I grinned again.

"SO WHAT!?"

"SHUT UP YOU TWO!" Masaru exclaimed.

"Right. I completely forgot about our flight which is…" She checked her watch. "IN ABOUT AN HOUR!" She pushed us out, and into the car.

"Hey, why Megumi was shouting at you?" Mo asked.

"The flight is in about an hour, and she is probably on her period." I said simply. Megumi hit me on the back of my head. I glared at her. "Also, she has a crush on-" Megumi shut me with her hand. I licked it and she took it immediately away.

"Payback's a bitch, isn't it?" I muttered to her.

"On who?" Mo asked.

"On-" She blushed and tried to shut me again. "-you!" It came out muffled.

"What?" Mo said.

"Nothing!" She blushed crimson red.

"We're on the airport." The driver announced. He opened his door to open ours, but I was quicker and opened it myself.

"Akira-sama! That's not proper for a lady!"

"Me? A lady? Are you high or something, Daisuke?" Daisuke sighed. We ran, and managed to buy our tickets and sit in the plane just in time. I know, you're probably thinking: 'you're frickin' rich, why you don't own one?' It's just a stupid idea. That's all.

"Hey, Akira?" Aubrey asked.

"Yeah?"

"What gender are you?"

"Why do you ask? You already know that."

"I know what Angel said. But Daisuke said something about you being a lady, so I got confused."

"You know Japanese?"

"Not really, but I tried to learn it."

"Okay. But when I said 'you already know that', I meant that you were the first one to see that I'm a girl. I think that it was pretty impressive, since I wear very baggy clothes. Seriously, are you, Emilia and Glitch the only people who actually think?"

"But Glitch thinks that you're a guy. *gasp* Did you say it because you are crushing on Glitch?"

"No, that's because I talked to him. Where did you get that idea?" Aubrey smirked.

"First one was a guess, but now you are blushing." Well shit. Okay, think. What can be the reason of my blush? Shit. I got nothing.

"I'm not blushing, stupid woman." I crossed my hands. She opened her mouth to say something.

"Don't." I said before she could make even a slightest noise. She closed her mouth, and began to read something. I closed my eyes, and drifted off to sleep.


I woke up when we started to land. I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes. Shit. Fucking eyelashes. We landed, and I took the eyelash out of my eye. We walked out of the plane, and about an hour later we were in front of what was the DCI headquarters a few days ago.

"You have the papers, right?" I asked Megumi.

"Yes." She answered. We walked inside, and found the guy's office. Megumi opened the door. She walked in, and I closed the door.

"Why did you close the door?" Glitch asked.

"I don't want to look at the guy's corpse." Megumi walked outside of the room, pissed off.

"And?"

"Nothing."

"Did you try to beat him?"

"Too much security. I'm not that strong to beat 3 guys who are… well, a big pile of meat. Like Letho from the Witcher 2. Besides, the guy won't sign it before someone beats him at Bad Apple in osu on insane level."

"Seriously? Is that guy stupid or something?"

"Yes, he is. Can I ask you something?"

"You just did." She glared at me. "Okay, ask."

"What's 'osu'?" I facepalmed.

"Nevermind. Good thing that I can play osu." I walked inside.


After a few rounds of osu, the guy finally realized that I'm better at it (Btw, he's really stupid to give away DCI to a random person who won with him in osu. Seriously, he had only 20% in Bad Apple. EVERYONE could beat him.). He signed the papers, and Dance Central is now Megumi's. We were now sitting in some sort of café. I was sitting beside the girls. Then some guys walked to our booth.

"Hey, emo Asian kid, move."

"Emo Asian kid?"

"Yeah, now move, we want to talk to the girls."

"How about, um… No." He lifted me by the shirt, so we faced. He was very tall, so my legs hang.

"Stop pissing me off, emo kid." He spat a little when he said 'p'. I wiped my eye with my finger. Megumi sighed.

"You know, it wasn't a good idea." She said.

"See? Even that chick thinks that pissing me off wasn't a good idea."

"My sister said that annoying me wasn't a good idea."

"Ooooh, I'm soooo scared." He laughed. I punched him, and he fell, holding his face.

"You little piece of shit! You broke my nose!"

"Oh you poor little thing, let me cure it!" I said sarcastically with a fake high womanly voice. "Seriously, don't be such a pussy." I said with my fake deep manly voice. He charged, and tried to punch me in the face. I caught the fist before he could hit me. I tightened my grip on the guy's fist, and he groaned in pain. I turned around slightly, and hit his body on the side of the floor I was facing. I looked at the booth where I was sitting a few minutes ago. The guys, Megumi and Emilia were cheering, and Aubrey's jaw was dropped. Well, I guess I look a little bit wimpy compared to the guy I just crashed on the floor. The guy's friends picked him up and ran away from the café.

"Can we go back to Japan?"


Akira: Really? A girl?

Kona: Yup.

Akira: Why am I a Glitch fangirl?

Kona: You're not a fangirl!

Akira: Suuuure.

Megumi: Kona-chan, Happy (late) birthday!

Kona: Aw, thank you! Why are you congratulating me so suddenly?

Megumi: BECAUSE IT'S YOUR LAST ONE! *throws tables*

Kona: *barely dodges* Why are you so pissed off!?

Megumi: BECAUSE YOU LET AKIRA THREAT ME! XC *still throws tables*

Kona: I'M SORRY DX

Megumi *throws swords*

Kona: *Runs away* NOT AGAIN DX


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