I'm back from my exam!
Mercedes1312: I'm glad that Akira is one of your favorite characters in my story XD
Karolina: *Poke*
Kona: I WILL NOT REPEAT IT, I'M NOT GOING TO DO EMILIAXBODIE, MOST OF THE VOTES WERE FOR ANGELXEMILIA! -.-
Karolina: Pweeease? :3
Kona: No! I like them too, but you will not trick me again, like with Akira's gender!
Karolina: *puppy dog eyes*
Kona: *covers eyes* STOP DOING THAT!
Karolina: Emilia and Bodie, or you'll never play Divinity II ever again!
Kona: NOOOOOO! TT . TT Wait. Pff. I have AC III and The Witcher .
Karolina: *Smirk*
Kona: WHY THE HELL DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT D:
Karolina: BodiexEmilia?
Kona: No. -.-
Karolina: … MEGUMI!
Megumi: What is it, Karo-chan?
Karolina: My dumb big sister said that there's not going to be AngelxAubrey!
Megumi: *gasp* AKIRA! (Yup, Megumi's an AubreyxAngel shipper)
Akira: Whut? I'm eatin'!
Megumi: Kona-chan said that you're going to wear a dress!
Kona: I never said-!
Akira: *throws tables*
Kona: *hides* Why do I always get injured DX
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Narrator's POV
"Glitch?" Angel asked.
"Hm?"
"Are you gay?"
"What the fuck-No."
"Then why are you staring at Akira's ass?"
"I wasn't staring at it!"
"Glitch, that's okay to be gay, just… Don't get near my ass."
"I'm not gay, you dumbass!"
"… You're still staring at Akira's ass." Glitch groaned. 'I wasn't staring at his ass, I was staring at his hips. It's a huge difference. I know that you're probably wondering why exactly I was staring at Akira's as-HIPS. Yeah, hips. A-anyway, his hip is too wide and shoulders are too narrow to be a male's. Could it be that… Akira is a girl?
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Nah, that couldn't be it.
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Or maybe…
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Nah.'
Meanwhile…
"Where's Megumi?" Akira asked.
"Oh, she wanted to pick up something from the highest shelf in her room, but since she's too small, she needed help, so she took Mo." Emilia said.
"… But Megumi doesn't have any shelves." Akira said.
"I TOLD YOU ANGEL, I'M NOT GAY!"
"Geez, calm your tits." Akira said.
"Yeah Glitch, listen to your boyfriend!" Bodie laughed.
"Boy… friend..? What…"
"Go to hell!" Glitch stood up and walked out of the room.
"Geez, is Glitch on a period?" Akira said. "I'll go find Megumi." Akira walked out of the room. She placed her ear on the door.
"Well-um I-I wanted to t-tell you something, Mo…"
"What is it?"
"Well I-um… Uhhh… I-I love… candy! Yeah, candy!" Megumi laughed nervously.
"Oh for Chuck Norris's sake." Akira muttered. She opened the door, and walked to Megumi.
"Repeat after me. I."
"I."
"Love."
"Love."
"You."
"You."
"Mo"
"Mo-WHAT?!"
"About time you said that." Akira patted Megumi's shoulder. She pushed Megumi into Mo's hands.
"Well, I'll leave you alone, lovebirds." She began to exit Megumi's room. "Oh, and don't forget to use condoms!" Akira said before closing the door, leaving the two blushing red as a tomato.
"… AKIRA! TELL EVERYONE TO PACK FOR THE BEACH!" Megumi quickly exclaimed. She got back to the living room. Glitch was back with a coke, glaring at Angel and Bodie.
"Where's Megumi now? She promised us something!" Aubrey said a little bit pissed off.
"Probably making out with Mo now."
"WHAT?!" The guys exclaimed in unison, and Glitch spat his coke.
"Oh, please. Are you that blind? Seriously. Oh, and she didn't forget about that dumb promise. She told you to pack for the beach." Mo got back in the living room.
"I hope you and Megumi didn't destroy the bed." Akira wiggled her brows. Mo glared at Akira.
"AKIRA!"
"Why is Megumi…" Glitch began.
"Shouting at me? Well I kind of forced her to confess… I'm probably going to die." She got to Megumi's room. Megumi quickly ran into the living room.
"I got something to do, so Masaru will guide you there!" And got back to her room again. (A lot of running is going on here, lol)
"AHH! HELP ME! MFHMHFMFHMHHFMHF-!" They heard Akira.
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They were on the beach, Aubrey was sunbathing, Masaru reading a book, guys being… guys, fangirls gawking at them and Emilia facepalming at their stupidity. Megumi slowly got there too, pulling a big brown bag after her. She wore a purple bikini, since it was her favorite color.
"What's in the bag?" Emilia asked.
"Akira."
"Don't tell me that you brought corpse here."
"Pff. No. Well, I tortured Akira for forcing me to confess, but not kill. Believe me; Akira will not do it again."
"What did you do?"
"Bieber. Oh, and I forced Akira to wear a bikini." The guys, except Masaru, started to laugh. The bag began to move. Megumi slightly opened the bag, making place only for head.
"LET ME OUT!" Megumi gulped.
"Nope."
"Megumi, let her out." Masaru said, not taking a glance from his book.
"Fine." Megumi opened the bag all the way and hid behind Mo. Akira stood up, and cracked her knuckles. Akira stretched to get rid of stiff muscles and then smirked.
"Why aren't you-?!"
"In your dumb bikini? Please, I was expecting that you'd do it, so I placed the t-shirt and male shorts in the bag before you started to torture me."
"Shit. I forgot that you're a genius." Megumi sighed and crossed her hands. She looked at the (fan) girls that looked at Akira.
"It seems that Akira has more fangirls than you four, and he didn't even wink at them like Angel did. Look!" Everyone except Masaru glanced to the fangirls. They were drooling, squealing, having a nosebleed and stuff like that. Their boyfriends were glaring at Akira. The girls began to laugh.
"What's so funny?"
"Because Akira- PFFTHAHAHA!" Megumi held her sides. The guys stared at the girls, confused.
"What the fuck is going on." Glitch muttered.
"I'll explain." Masaru said, closing his book.
"YOU TALK ENGLISH?!"
"Yup. I speak also Polish, Norwegian, Italian, Korean, Danish and Swedish. Akira can speak few more. Like Russian, Finnish, Chinese, Czech, Slovakian and Thai. And it's not like we chose to learn languages. We had to." Masaru crossed his hands. Akira looked at fangirls. They went like : 'O-M-G that SMEXY voice!' Akira looked at them like they were insane.
"Oh, right, the confusion. Okay, straight to the point, Akira is my twin sister. Not my twin brother, not my llama, but my twin sister. And by looks of it, my sister is a better chick magnet than you four combined."
"You IDIOT! YOU RUINED MY GENIOUS PLAN!" Megumi growled at Masaru.
"… What plan?" The guys asked in unison.
"Wait. Don't tell me…" Akira began.
"Yup. I was planning to force Akira to wear something skimpy and if it wouldn't work, I was going to shove her into the gaming room naked. And I'm sure you would enjoy that, since she's like:" Megumi placed her hands on her chest. She moved one hand forward.
"BOING-" She moved the other one forward.
"-and BOING!"
"Then why is Akira flat right now?"
"I… don't… know."
"I would believe that Akira is a girl, but the 'boing and boing' thing was just stupid. Were you trying to prank us or something?"
"But it's true! Akira's tits (A/N LOL, Megumi.) are like that!"
"Megumi, stop being stupid." Akira said. Megumi growled and crossed her arms.
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After hours of sunbathing, playing beach volleyball and Megumi trying to explain that Akira is a girl (and failing), they fell asleep, not even changing.
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(Next Day)
"Megumi. The hell is that?" Akira asked looking at the basket with weird mushrooms.
"Mushrooms that somebody left on the porch."
"What kind of mushroom is that?" Glitch asked.
"I dunno." Megumi stared at the basket. "Akira, eat it!"
"No! You eat it!" Akira crossed her arms. Megumi quickly grabbed the mushroom and shoved it down Akira's throat. Akira swallowed it, and began to cough. She fell on the floor. Megumi poked Akira. Akira stood up,
"WHAT THE…"
CLIFFHANGERS! CLIFFHANGERS EVERYWHERE!