Poking the Bear's Underling:
Lithuania was resting quietly in his own house ((This story takes place in modern days after Lithuania is no longer living with Russia)), not quite trying to sleep, but with no real reason to be awake for any longer. His eyes opened suddenly as the sound of the phone ringing surprised him from his rest. He glanced momentarily at the clock before answering it.
"H-hello?" He asked groggily
"Lithuania, dude, I need you to come over to my place, pronto!" America's voice came through from the other end.
"E-erm… why?" Lithuania asked.
"I can't talk now. You've got to come! It's important!" America hung up the phone abruptly, startling Lithuania. He seriously doubted the 'importance' of America's call, but somehow found himself rushing over to America's house.
The countries looked over as they heard a knock on the door. America rushed over to let Lithuania in immediately.
"Dude! Where have you been? We've been waiting here forever!"
"That's quite the overstatement," England said, "You should learn to be a bit more patient, America!"
Lithuania peered through the doorway to see not only America, but England, France, and Japan as well. Maybe this actually was important… Lithuania was snapped out of his thoughts as Japan somehow managed to quietly calm America, England, and France(because France apparently joined in too) from their quarrelling.
"May we prease get back to the topic at hand?" Japan said
"Yes! Dude, we need you to tell us about Russia!" America said
"Wha…?" Lithuania asked
"Don't ask such a vague question and expect him to be able to answer, you git!" England and America started fighting a bit more before they had to be calmed down again.
"Might I eraborate(elaborate)?" Japan asked. The nations nodded. "We wourd rike you to terr us about Russia's personar(personal) history, not just his history as a country. We are rooking into his 2p, and we think his history might be a good crue(clue)."
"His… 2p?" Lithuania asked.
"Do you know something?" France asked
"No… I've never heard him mention a 2p… And at the conference he seemed quite upset when you asked…"
"Yes, that's why we're rooking into it," Japan said, "Do you think he might be hiding something?"
"Yes… now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever seen Russia act like that… But, I'm afraid I can't think of anything in his history that might relate to his strange behavior or a 2p…" Lithuania trailed off in thought. "Have you tried asking China?"
"Yes, he's the one who accidentally mentioned Russia's history, but he wouldn't say any more than that." England replied.
"Oh, I see… While it's true that I've known Russia for a long time, I'm afraid I don't really know much. But I'd be glad to help!"
"Thank you, we rearry(really) appreciate it." Japan said.
"Maybe I can look for people who would be willing to help… Do you think Prussia and Germany would help?"
"Perhaps, and we probabry invite Itary as werr," Japan said.
"I don't think Spain will be of any use," France said, "Maybe Belarus could be helpful to us."
"As much as I'd love working with her, the last time we hung out she broke all my fingers," Lithuania said.
"And besides, do you really think she would help us spy on and stalk her brother?" England asked
"It's kind of what she does anyway…" Lithuania said, "But that is also a good point."
"Do you think we should ask any of the Nordics?" France asked
"I know that Iceland is suspicious towards Russia, although I'm not sure if he'll be of much help.
We'll ask him if something comes up," England said
"So I'll just ask the Germans and Italy, right?" Lithuania asked
"Right," the other nations said.
Lithuania left and the other nations continued chatting for a little while before going their separate ways.
"Do you think China really knows what Russia is hiding?" England asked
"Maybe he's in on it!" America suggested
"Or per'aps 'e only knows a little bit, and is just trying to help out Russia" France added
"Either way, we won't be abre(able) to rery(rely) on China for this."
"Which is unfortunate, since he probably knows more than all of us…"
The nations pondered the problem a bit longer before they all parted, returning to their daily duties. They wouldn't meet up like this until next week, and they all hoped that by then someone would have come up with something useful.