NO SCHOOL! FUCK YEAH!

Sorry for not posting anything here, I was playing Saints Row : The third for the second time ^^ I made my character Akira-like XD (Sex appeal=100 BITCHES!)

Akira: Calm your tits, woman.

Kona: NOPE. Anyway, I'm not any part of Harmonix, so it's obvious that I own only the plot, Masaru, Megumi and Akira.

Akira: Oh, and don't review. When she checks her email and finds out that the story has a new review, she goes like:

"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH (Insert a nick and some gay hearts here.)"

Kona: That's not- Okay, it's true TT^TT

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AKIRA'S POV

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Megumi exclaimed.

"WOOF! (Translation: Shut your dumb face before I go deaf.)" I barked. Wait. I barked?! I looked down. Paws. And sleeves of my hoodie. Well, shit. I'm a fucking dog. And colorblind. Fuck. I hope that I'm not s-

"A SIBERIAN HUSKY!" Megumi squealed. Well, shit. I'm screwed. I would facepalm, but I don't really have a face, or a palm. I mean both body part, and a plant. I jumped on the table before Megumi could hug (suffocate) me, to look at the mushrooms.

"Okay Akira, I know that you are a human in a dog body, plus a Siberian husky, but seriously, get off of the table." I glared at Megumi. She sighed and decided to shut up. I took a look at the mushrooms. Every mushroom had a different symbol on it. Well, not really different, since every mushroom had a circle, but I figured out that it has different colors. How? Well, it's not that I can't see the different shades of gray. Oh god. That sounded like the stupid E. L James's book. Anyway, I barked at Megumi, and gestured to the mushrooms. She stared at me, dumbfounded.

"Akira wants you to look at the mushrooms." Glitch said.

"You speak dog, or something?" Megumi asked.

"No, they know each other that well." Angel said. I growled and Glitch glared at him. Glitch looked at the mushrooms.

"It's the colors of rainbow in the order. Well, excluding yellow." I ate the last one, which should be either red or violet. I DON'T KNOW, I'M FUCKING COLORBLIND. It tasted like blackberry, somehow. Suddenly, I felt that I don't have paws. But I'm not as tall as normal, and my clothes are still too big. Megumi squeezed me.

"L-let go! Why are you huggi-" I heard my voice. It was really high. I looked at my hands. Tiny. I'm fucking seven again.

"WHAT THE FUCK. JUST… WHAT THE FUCK." I said. I looked at the mushrooms, pushing Megumi off of me. I ate the red one. Strawberries. These mushrooms are weird. I grew to my normal height. And something else grew as well. HELL YEAH, I'M A GUY!

"Okay, Akira is normal now!" Bodie said.

"Not really…" I began. But I stopped before I told them my real gender.

"I don't see any difference besides the hair." Glitch said. Megumi looked at me. I mouthed what happened.

"But we need to check the other mushrooms!" Well, this will take a lot of time…

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The last one was indigo. What was the rest, you ask? Green=elf ears, Orange=Sarah Jessica Par- I MEAN HORSE, and the blue=cat, which was the last one I ate. Well, this one means either becoming me again, or dying. Okay, I can be a cat for the rest of my life. I jumped on the ground, but before I could land, Megumi caught me, and forced the indigo mushroom down my throat. I was myself again. But something was still not quite normal…

"Hey, why does Akira have cat ears? Was that your idea, Megumi?" Masaru asked. My eyes widened, and I touched the ears. Okay… Why are my cat ears pierced too? Megumi started to laugh.

"IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT!" I charged at Megumi. She dodged and tried to calm down. She took her phone and dialed a number.

"Mom? Can you do something for me?" What is she doing? Wait. Mom is with dad now, so it's obvious that… Oh god. We must hide our "guests" before… I heard the door opening. Well, shit.

Glitch's POV

When Akira heard the door, he hid his weird ears in his hood. A really tall man and a woman walked inside. The man had a scowl on his face, and the woman was smiling.

"Guys, this is our mother, Sawako and father, Kenyuu."

"Sadako? Like the Japanese version of Samara?" Bodie said. Akira and I facepalmed. Samara and Sadako…

"Samara and Sadako are completely different."

"I don't see any difference."

"Sadako is a hermaphrodite. There were two Sadakos in The ring 0: Birthday. Well, basically, the only similarities between them are their appearance, the videotape and they both died in the well." I said.

"You know much about it." Akira stated. "Oh, and my mom is SA-WA-KO, not SA-DA-KO. It's like we called Emilia: 'Emily' and Aubrey 'Audrey'. Seriously. Get it right." Akira said. (A/N It really annoys me when somebody gets other people's names wrong. Okay, it's not a big problem, but EVERYONE besides teachers, family and my best friend calls me Julie when I'm Julia (Pron. Yulia.) Or there was a time that everyone in my class found out that my second given name is Izabela, everyone was like "Isabella!", "Bella!" [That one really pissed me off] or "Isa!" in like half of year -.- Oh, and also, NOBODY can get my surname right. Even polish people. My library card was written all over it with wrong surnames. I can't say my real surname, but it's as hard as the surname "Brzęczyszczykiewicz". Note to self: stop saying so much about yourself.)

"Okay, so can somebody tell us…" Sawako smiled. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!"

"Great. You pissed our mother off." Megumi said.

"How?"

"By calling her Sadako." Sawako tapped her foot on the ground. Megumi nodded and pulled Akira's hood down. Their parents' eyes widened.

"PfftHAHAHAHAHAHA!" They began to laugh. They slowly calmed themselves down. They sighed to calm down. They looked at Akira.

"PftHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" They began to laugh again. Akira's eye twitched.

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"Ow." Akira rubbed his head which was in bandages.

"Stop rubbing your head then." Angel said.

"My head doesn't hurt."

"So what…"

"Tail." He said and began to drink his pepsi.

"Oh."

"We have to get going~" Sawako smiled. Megumi asked her a question, in Japanese, of course. Sawako replied, Megumi's eyes widened, and Akira spit his coke all over Angel. Sawako smiled again, and walked outside with her husband. Then, a bunch of butlers and maids took us to separate rooms.

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"Okay, can someone explain me few things?" I asked.

"Hm?"

"First, WHY ARE WE DRESSED LIKE THIS?!" I said loudly.

"Well, our parents throw a random party once a year with their friends, who are really rich, so you have to be dressed like this." Megumi explained.

"Okay, but why do WE have to participate?" Emilia asked.

"Why, you don't like your dress?"

"No, but thanks for the thought of our crew colors."

"Okay, second, where is Akira, and third, WHO IS THIS GIRL BESIDE YOU?!" I pointed to a very curvy blonde who was currently standing in between Sawako and Megumi. She had green eyes, and long hair, currently caught up in a messy bun. Her skin was really light and flawless. I wonder why this girl reminds me of Akira. Sawako glared at the girl a little.

"Oh, I'm no one important." The woman shut Megumi with her hand before she could say anything. Black nail polish… Okay, she really reminds me of Akira. "And Akira hates parties like this. Sorry for my cousin being anti-social." She smiled and walked away. Cousin… So I guess I was wrong.

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The party was a pain in the ass. Thank god that it ended. All guests besides Akira's cousin were gone. We were currently waving goodbye to Sawako and Kenyuu. Akira's cousin sighed in relief. She picked up 8 earrings from her purse and she putted them on. She kicked her high heels away. She threw away her wig.

"…AKIRA?!" Angel, Bodie, Mo and I exclaimed.

"…Took you long enough. Megumi told you about it."

"But we thought…"

"Bitch please, did she ever lied to you? I highly doubt it, she can't lie. Now, I have to go, this shit is squeezing me."

"HA! Pay up!"

(Next morning)

I woke up, and decided to go to the kitchen, to make myself breakfast. I saw that I still have the shirt and pants from yesterday. Whatever, I'm too hungry. So anyway, when I walked to the kitchen I saw Akira already cooking breakfast.

"Hey." She said.

"He-" I looked at Akira. She was in shorts and a bra. "WEAR SOMETHING PROPER!"

"Virgin." She mumbled. "It's hot already outside, and I'm frying something right now."

"You could've put, I don't know… a tank top!"

"Okay daddy, I'll go put something on when I'll be done with this."

"But you can burn yourself!"

"Okay, I'll go change now."

"You'll burn the kitchen!"

"What should I do, then?"

"…Take this!"

"… Your shirt? No, I think that I'm fine."

"Just take it!"

"Whoa, calm your tits." She took the shirt from me, and putted it on.

"Done." She stated. She took plates, forks and the breakfast. I took it from her and placed it on the table.

"… What was that?" Akira crossed her arms.

"What was what?"

"Why did you take it from me?"

"I dunno." I tried to walk inside the kitchen, but I tripped and landed on Akira.

"Ooo! Pancakes!" Megumi walked inside with the others, and squealed.

"… Did we miss something?" Emilia chuckled and wiggled her brows.

"… Fucking finally." Masaru said.

"We didn't do anything!"

"Stop groping her then." Angel said.

"Sorry!" I looked at Akira. She was passed out and her nose was bleeding.

"Did I punch her?"

"No, but apparently she thinks you're hot." Megumi giggled. "Or it can be it because she never saw a guy half naked, besides Masaru, of course."

"Glitch." Masaru said.

"Hm?"

"Stop groping my little sister before I shove your hands down your ass."

"Masaru! Stop scaring him! Plus, Akira is five minutes older. Glitch, you can grope her, I let you. But let's clean up the blood." I stood up.

"Aw, how cute! Wittle Glitch is bwushing!" Megumi said childishly.

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"Why did you kill me, Angel! We're on the same team!" I exclaimed.

"No reason." He growled.

"Angel, give him a break, it was his first time groping a girl! By the way, how did she felt?"

"It was an accident!"

"Yeah… Suuure…"

"I didn't say that I wasn't enjoying it though…"

"So it wasn't an accident!"

"It was! I'll go get Akira, she'll tell you!" I ran to Akira's room. She already stood up. And was changing.

"Perv!" She exclaimed. I got hit by a bra on the head before she locked the door. I got back to the game room.

"Yeah… She's busy." I took the bra off my head. I looked at it. It was a simple black bra with a cute little neon green bow. I threw it on the floor.

"Okay, you were lucky the first time, but now it's fucking ridiculous. Are you sure that you aren't together?"

"NO!"

"Yeah, sure."

"I always thought that you were the innocent one." Mo said.

"Is this really her bra?" Angel asked picking it up.

"Yeah, why?"

"Because this one screams: 'I'm a virgin!'"

"How'd you…"

"Been there, done that…" Akira opened the door, walked to Angel, snapped her bra and hit him on the head. She looked at me. She walked to me and hit me too. She walked outside the room.

"… Another round?"

"Sure."

(Later that night…)

"A BLACKOUT?! BUT WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO… GODDAMNIT!"

"…Guys. I called the service, the blackout is in whole town. It'll be fixed tomorrow. We have a few candles and two flashlights." Akira said.

"The question is, what are we going to do?"

"How about: Truth or Dare?" Emilia suggested.

Aaaaand I don't know what to do here. I need few questions and dares, so I would be really happy if you helped me a bit ^^ Oh, and this chapter is a little bit longer than the rest, I hope that you're happy ^^

Akira: Don't review!

Kona: DON'T LISTEN TO THAT WEIRD WOMAN! REVIEW!