Akira: Kona is currently drawing something, Masaru I eating his favorite curry and Megumi is watching some shitty drama, so I'm alone here, reading the reviews. I hope that no one's going to help me with it.
Aubrey: Hey, Akira! Kona told me to come here, and help you with whatever are you doing right now.
Akira: Oh god, no… Well, good thing that it's not Jaryn.
Jaryn: Somebody called me?
Akira: … Good thing that Ezio isn't here.
Ezio: … What's going on? Why am I here?
Akira: *Jumps on Ezio's shoulders* Bye! Take care of the reviews for me!
Ezio: *Slowly walks away* … You're heavy.
Akira: Don't ruin the moment.
Aubrey: Okay, so first, TheDreamingArtist. Um, I don't know what to say to you, since I don't know what's going on, but thanks for the review. And thanks that actually YOU decided of the final pairings. Well, I meant the AngelxMe thing. Not the rest. I just tried to be polite for the BodiexEmilia pairing, 'cuz I really don't care about it-
Jaryn: Stop talking. Now yazthedance13. Funny? You think that bashing me was funny?!
Aubrey: Maybe yaz meant something else? Well, anyway. The last review is from SrslyWTFdudez xD. Wait. Bodie confessed to Emilia? WHERE? WHEN? HOW?
Kona: IN THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER! BUT YOU CAN'T READ IT ANYWAY! AND WHAT THE FUCK IS JARYN DOING IN MY HOUSE?! WHERE THE FUCK IS AKIRA?!
Aubrey: WHY AREN'T YOU DRAWING?
Kona: … Meow?
Aubrey: -.-
Jaryn: Thank god that Kona doesn't own Dance Central.
"Akira. Wake up. It's 5 PM."
"No. Fuck off… Whoever you are." Akira mumbled. Bodie kicked Akira out of her bed.
"Okay, okay. I'm up." Akira said while standing up.
"Do you have a plan?"
"You screwed up, not me."
"Please help me!"
"Fine. Now get out. I have to put some clothes on, and think about a plan."
"Seriously? After what Aubrey did, you're still dressing as a guy?"
"Yup."
"Aren't you going to brush you hair?"
"We have no time. I barely managed to brush my teeth. Now let's talk about the plan. You must-"
"So you're saying that Akira isn't Bodie's girlfriend?" Emilia asked.
"Yup."
"Why didn't you tell me yesterday?!"
"Well, I thought that you'll finally figure out that Akira finding a girlfriend is more possible than Akira finding a boyfriend." Masaru shrugged.
"Oh, so you know." Akira said, suddenly appearing behind Emilia.
"GAH! AKIRA, WHAT THE HELL?!"
"Oh hey. Can you put this on?"
"Sure, chicken-butt."
"What… "
"Your hair looks like a chicken's butt." Emilia said. Akira glared at her.
"Okay, sorry, calm down, Sasuke." Emilia received another glare from Akira.
"Just wear this and meet me here."
"Akira, why are we at a restaurant? And seriously? A skirt?"
"Be fucking happy that it's red, and not pink or sparkly. Now get in there, and have a proper date with Bodie." Akira pushed Emilia inside. It was crowded.
"What?! No! I don't-Hey Bodie."
"I'll leave you two now." Akira walked away, and quickly found a booth near them.
"Can I sit here?" Akira asked the guy.
"Sure." Akira sat down, grabbed a menu, and hid her face in it, observing Bodie and Emilia.
(Meanwhile…)
"Em, I'm really sorry for that situation yesterday."
"Pff, you think that I fell for it?"
"Masaru told you, didn't he?"
"Yup."
(Small note: I'm bad with writing about dates, so I'll just… do a time skip.)
"Whose idea was to put you in a skirt? Aubrey's or Megumi's?"
"Nope, and nope. Akira's."
"Really? I must thank her then." Bodie laughed. Emilia hit him lightly on the stomach.
"Well, here's your place." Bodie sighed and stopped. "Goodnight." He smiled, and began to walk away.
"Didn't you forget about something?"
"No, my keys are here and I paid for the dinner." Emilia glared at him. "Just kidding." Bodie smiled. He leaned and pulled Emilia into a deep kiss. When the kiss began to be more heated, Emilia pulled away. "Goodnight." She said, and walked into her apartment.
"Psh, tease." Bodie sighed and headed to his place.
"AKIRA! WHERE THE HELL YOU WERE?! IT'S 2 AM GODDAMNIT!" Megumi shouted at Akira.
"I was helping with Bodie and Emilia's date."
"Where did you get the clothes?"
"Masaru grabbed some normal clothes for me. Now move, I want to go to bed." Akira took off her shoes and just jumped into the bed, without doing anything else. By something else, I mean something really stupid, like, changing into pajamas.
Next morning, Megumi pulled out Akira from the bed in an ungodly hour, (10 AM. I'm not joking.) telling her top put some clothes and meet her in the mall. So Akira did.
"Why aren't you wearing the clothes I bought for you?"
"Not important now. Where are Bodie and Emilia?" Akira asked.
"I dunno. They should be in a minute." Glitch said.
"I see them. Are they… Holding hands?!" Aubrey gasped.
"My plan worked." Akira smirked. "Oh, and can somebody explain, what are we doing here?"
"Wow, no cursing or shouting. You must be really happy."
"My plan worked, why shouldn't I be happy? So can you explain what are we doing here, or not?"
"Right. We're here, because I didn't have the time to buy anything for myself two days ago!" Aubrey explained.
"You could do it yesterday." Masaru said.
"Angel and I were… eating… Chocolate. Yeah." Aubrey said. Akira grinned, and the rest was confused.
"How many boxes you ate?" Akira asked.
"… Three." Aubrey answered. Bodie, Emilia, Masaru, Megumi, Glitch and Mo shot them a questionable look. Akira noticed that, and chuckled.
"Some people say that an hour of sex burns a box of chocolate, just saying…" Aubrey shot Akira a glare, and Akira raised her hands to her chest, signaling Aubrey to calm down.
"Akira, who's that guy behind you?" Glitch asked.
"There's no guy behind-HOLY FUCK!"
"Ha! You should've seen your face!" The guy laughed. He had kind of long black hair, dark brown eyes, looking kind of like black from far, a lot of earrings, and he wore clothes similar to Akira's style.
"Who exactly are you?" Megumi asked.
"Wade. I'm-"
"I swear to god, if you say more, I'll cut your balls off!" Akira threatened him.
"-Akira's boyfriend of three years." Masaru glared at him.
"It's actually two. And a half." Akira corrected.
"Men?" Wade joked.
"Don't bring up that shitty sitcom. I can't believe that Chuck Lorre created this shit."
"So, you had boyfriend for over two years, and you didn't tell even your family?" Emilia asked.
"Think straight. Masaru would kill him, and Megumi would tell everyone."
"So, only Li'l T and I don't have any pair?"
"No, Li'l T has a boyfriend. Taye told me." Megumi said.
"Forever alone." Masaru chuckled. "Even I have a girlfriend." He patted Glitch's back.
"Tell me how you met." Aubrey said.
"No." Akira said.
"She helped me when a group of guys were beating me. So basically, she's my prince riding a white horse. Well, I have to get going. My mom's sick." Wade waved and walked away.
"Be a good girlfriend, and take care of his mother!" Aubrey said. Akira turned around, smirked, and proceeded to slowly walk after Wade.
"Now, let's go!"
"How much she usually buys?" Megumi whispered to Angel.
"Depends on how many people she brought." Angel answered. Megumi groaned.
They were getting back to Megumi's, Masaru's and Akira's place, since it was nearest the mall. Aubrey carried two small bags, Megumi carried six bags, Emilia, Bodie, Mo and Glitch were carrying eight, and Masaru was carrying twelve. Megumi struggled for a while, and finally opened it. They placed the bags on the floor.
"Sit on the couch; I'll prepare something to drink." Megumi walked to the kitchen.
"Akira, move your fat ass from the couch. We want to sit." Masaru said. Akira stood up, and yawned. They sat down.
"How the taking care of Wade's mom went?"
"Good." Akira went to her room, and closed the door.
"Doesn't Akira look… Upset or something?" Glitch asked.
"Nah, she's just sleepy."
"It looked like she was upset. I'll check on her." Glitch stood up.
"She has a boyfriend." Emilia said.
"I KNOW!" Glitch reached his hand out to knock.
"It's open." Akira said from behind the door. Glitch opened the door.
"What really happened while taking care of Wade's mom?" Glitch asked while sitting on the bed.
"It was good when by "mom" you mean some woman, and by "taking care" you mean fucking. But I knew that it would happen someday, so I'm not mad at the fact what he did, but I'm mad that he didn't tell it straight to my face."
"Want a hug?"
"I don't need your pity. Or actually… I'd like a hug." Glitch reached out, and hugged her.
"Well, that's awkward." Akira said.
"Yup." Akira patted Glitch's back, and let go of the hug. Glitch leaned towards Akira's face.
"You should get back to the rest." Akira said.
"Yeah, take care." Glitch said while standing up, and walking outside.
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