They finally changed our seats :3 AAAAND I FINALLY GOT MY COMPUTER WORKING :D
So, this is an introduction for the EVIL EVILNESS OF THE FIC'S ULTIMATE ENEMY, because I'm still figuring out to keep it kind of clean and easy to read with the choices.
*Insert a super-stupid-disclaimer-with-a-weird-joke-that's-n ot-even-funny here.*
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Glitch and Akira were currently screaming at each other because Glitch ate the last… Who are you? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU-
*SMACK*
*Thud*
*Chair screech*
So, while Glitch and Akira were arguing over some candy, and the rest trying to ignore the fact that they're causing too much attention, a girl opened the door. Everyone went quiet in the café, stunned by her true beauty. She flipped her waist long-
What is…
*SMACK*
-her waist long beautiful ebony (That's how she got her name) hair with purple streaks and blood red ends. She wore a black corset with blood red lacy stuff on it, a miniskirt that said 'MCR' on the back, combat boots, and purple ripped fishnets.
Oh no.
She had pale white skin, red eye-shadow, black thick eyeliner, and black lipstick. She looked at their table with her brilliant blue eyes like limpid tears-
No. THIS CAN'T BE!
*Kick*
*Thud*
"What are you preps doing at my table?" She said with her smooth voice. Her voice could compete with a mermaid's. Akira, stunned by her beauty, blushed and realized that she was lesbian all along.
WHAT.
*Falcon punch*
"W-Who are you?" She stuttered.
"I'm Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way." She said softly with her melodic voice.
*Smack!*
Okay, this is what really happened.
Ebony walked in, and everyone went quiet after she glared and demanded them to shut up. She muttered something about "Fuking prepz" and glanced to the group's table. Akira and Glitch were glaring at each other, as if they would turn into a pile of ash by it. She looked at Akira, and snapped her fingers to draw Akira's attention to her. Akira looked at Ebony.
"What r u prepz doin at my table?!1" She said. Akira covered her ear to protect it from the harpy's voice.
"… How the hell can she misspell while talking?" Glitch questioned.
"Who are you anyway?" Emilia asked in a harsh way.
"Duh, I'm Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way."
"Oh god. It's the ultimate Mary Sue. " Megumi said and began to shake in fear.
"Shouldn't she be in the Potterverse, then?" Glitch asked.
"Maybe the characters of the Potterverse couldn't stand her anymore, and threw her away from their universe?" Masaru asked.
"I see their point." Akira said. "Freak." She added, muttering.
That wasn't what really happened! AND ENOBY'S NT A MARY SU!
Glitch, Akira, Masaru, Angel, Mo and Bodie were so mesmerized that he kept staring at the pure beauty before them, not even breathing. Akira wasn't blinking. Aubrey, Megumi, and Emilia glared with their eyes full of jealousy at the beauty. The beauty looked at Akira, Angel, Bodie, Glitch, Masaru and Mo.
Okay, okay, I get it, Tara, Ebony or Enoby, whatever, is perfect, thus, she is a Mary Sue.
STFU. This is my story.
… I'm pretty sure it's not. Wait. Why am I even keeping you here? Wait a sec. I'll check how to get rid of you.
Akhem. Enovy looked at Akira and scowled.
"You can sit with us." Akira moved and made Ebony some place. Huffing, she sat down with the preps. Instantly, Akira began to hit on Ebony, but Ebony, though she was bisexual, made it clear that she isn't interested.
"I have a boyfriend, so don't even think about hitting on me more." Akira didn't say anything. Instead, she forced her lips on Enoby's. Glitch, obviously jealous of Ebony, tried to pry off Akira off of her, but Akira was too strong. Ebony, being so perfect, managed to push Akira off and slap her.
"I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" She screamed and stomped off. Glitch glared at Akira, obviously mad because Enoby wasn't here anymor-
*KICK*
*Rustle*
I hope that the ropes and duct tape will stop Tara for a while. That part in italics wasn't true.
Ebony shoved Akira aside to have some place to sit. Glitch chuckled and smirked. Obviously Akira had a hard time not to bang her head on the table in frustration. Ebony ran her fingers on Akira's neck. Akira shivered in disgust.
"Letz French passively." Ebony said to Akira. Glitch covered his mouth in order not to laugh.
"… Vous êtes un psychopathe." Akira said.
"No u baka! C, i can japanese." Ebony said.
"… No you can't." Megumi sighed.
"Yez I kan!" Ebony huffed. Akira gripped the table, restraining her to punch Ebony. Then Ebony forced her lips on Akira's. Akira tried to push off Ebony, but the harpy tangled Akira with her hands. Ebony broke the kiss and slapped Akira.
"HOW DARE U! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! WHY DID U KIS ME?!" She shouted and stomped off.
"You know what, scratch the kiss from Megumi, this was far worse."
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"You've been washing your teeth for an hour, I'm sure that it's okay now." Emilia said to Akira. "Now help us to find some information about getting rid of Mary Sues."
"I found something." Aubrey said. "Apparently, only the player of the game can beat Ebony. If we tried to do it ourselves, it would end up with more clones of Ebony, or a yet another Mary Sue, worse than Ebony."
"Okay, I get it, but how are we going to get this 'player'?" Megumi asked.
"It's easy." Glitch pulled some covers off of a weird machine. He started it, and typed something in the control panel. "Remember, act like you're new characters in the game, and don't interact with the player too much. Also, you have to think quickly of your crew style, to make sure that you'll make an impression of a new crew. Think about your DCI outfit too. And maybe your street outfit"
"Masks!" Megumi exclaimed.
"Potatoes! What? We're not randomly shouting some words?" Akira said.
"No, I'm serious. Masks are an good idea for a crew style, right?"
"Yeah, but what about the rest of the outfit?" Glitch said, while typing something in the control panel.
"What are you exactly typing?" Megumi asked.
"You won't get it. Well, maybe Masaru. I highly doubt that you and Akira will get anything what I'm saying." Glitch sighed. "I'm typing something to code you and your outfits into the game."
Akira and Megumi walked to the control panel, obviously offended. They read some codes on the monitor of the control panel. Megumi cracked her knuckles, and began to type in something. She was typing it kind of slowly, but she was really good at it.
"Do you have any idea what you're doing?" Glitch asked. "Maybe you should leave it to Masaru?"
"Sorry to crush your dreams, but I don't know anything about coding." Masaru said, flipping one of the last pages of his book. Akira, annoyed at her sister's slow pace of typing, she pushed Megumi aside, and began to furiously type in codes, consulting sometimes some things with Megumi, because obviously Akira had lack of sense in fashion.
"Done." Akira walked from the control panel. Glitch checked the coding. He wanted to find some fails in coding and rub it into Akira's smirking face. There were none, much to Glitch displease. He scowled and applied the code into the game.
Akira got a mask with only one eye hole. It had red branch-looking pattern on it, changing into black at the ends of the pattern. She got also a leather jacket. Aside from that; her outfit didn't change. Still the same black T-shirt, still the same jeans, still the same old combat boots.
Masaru's outfit didn't change that much either. His mask was half white and half black. He had a white T-shirt, a Dark red unzipped hoodie, and black headphones resting on his neck.
Megumi's outfit contained a white mask that covered only the top half of her face, a white tank top, a pair of jeans rolled to her knees, a few dark red bracelets, and a pair of converse. (Okay, I hope that it's the last time that I decide on explaining clothes. Too much research on the English names :I)
"Okay, now for the player. Remember. You're a game character now, don't interact with the player, you can talk to the player as a game character, and only that. "Glitch said.
"We're not five, now get the player." Akira said, but it sounded like a mutter due to the mask. Glitch began to type in something, but then stopped.
"What about your crew name?"
"Acid drinkers!" Megumi squealed.
"That's a trash metal band." Akira said.
"Maybe A. C. I. D. , then?"
"… That's a Japanese rock band."
"No, A dot C dot I dot D dot. Get it?" Megumi said.
"It's dumb, but we don't have time. I don't want to think about the poor people Ebony scared to death." Masaru said. Glitch nodded and began to type in something, and shortly, they could see the standing in front of the kinect, waiting the game to load. Megumi welcomed the player. The player looked confused.
"Harmonix never said that they added a new crew. I wonder what it's called." Then, the player went in the options and turned off the pictures. Then, the player chose the story mode. Rasa and Lima walked a step closer. The rest of the crews, (Excluding M. O. C. and Glitterati) were in the back.
"Welcome! We'd like to introduce a new crew." Rasa said.
"A. C. I. D. !" Lima said.
"Well, that's a stupid crew name." The player said.
"WELL SORRY, WE'RE NOT REALLY CREATIVE, YOU KNOW!" Megumi exclaimed. "Oh no. Um. Forget what you just saw and heard." Megumi said.
"What the hell."
"Okay, here's the thing. Help us defeat Ivory Bright'ness Alzheimer Brunette Road, and we won't do anything with your xbox."
"Akira, it was Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way."
"SAME THING."
"What is Ebony doing in your universe?" The player asked.
"HELL WOULD I KNOW. She destroys and bends our universe! I feel like I have split personality!" Megumi sobbed, like a drama queen she was. Well, not as huge drama queen as Aubrey, but still.
"Okay, okay. Calm your… Mask. So, how?" The player asked.
"Simple. By dancing. Your name?" Masaru asked.
" _. Now tell me one thing. Why am I hearing some narrator's voice? And why does it sound like Morgan Freeman?" _ said.
I hired Morgan Freeman to narrate for me. Wasn't I allowed to do that?
"Ignore it." Glitch said.
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OH MY GAWD. I just couldn't do Tara Gillesbie's (Or XXXbloodyrists666XXX) style, so take it that Tara finally learned how to spell. And make chapters that you would have to use more than three words to describe it. _ - Is your name, just in case you don't get it. The choices are going to show up soon, don't worry. Also, I didn't burn the whole school while cooking courses. That's a fucking miracle.
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