Goddamnit. I can't find any good and clean ways to have choices, so the player will be just… there. Also, I've been too lazy to post anything, so I'm sorry ^^
SrslyWTFdudez xD : (I wrote your username without checking in the middle of writing! I'm awesome XD Or you're posting reviews really often. Not that it's a bad thing. It's a good thing.) I know that it was confusing. BUT THAT WAS THE POINT! I LIKE WHEN PEOPLE ARE CONFUSED! … Oh look, your username summed up your reaction, lol.
Nikikris: (Cute Aubrey avatar ;D ) : I swear that it won't happen again! I tied up Tara (My immortal fanfic author) sooo… Yup. Won't happen.
Masaru: … Read it as: It's a trouble having a plot less story, so here you have some fucked up shit.
Kona: You're mean TT . TT
Masaru: You shredded my book in order to give the rest some attention in the story. You're mean too.
Kona: IT WAS JUST A BOOK!
Masaru: My favorite book, thankyouverymuch.
Kona: OH MY GAWD-
Megumi: *Sigh* Kona owns only us, the baka Tsuyoi trio.
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY: I CAN'T DANCE?!" Emilia exclaimed.
"… Exactly what it sounds like." Akira said.
"I thought you were lying when you said that to the Glitterati!"
"I don't lie. The power of truth is too strong." Akira clenched her fist. "Nah, kidding. I don't usually have any reasons to lie."
"You're as dumb as a pile of hay." Emilia groaned.
"I know." Akira shrugged.
While Emilia was pointing out Akira's stupidity, the rest of the group was consulting how exactly they are going to lure Ebony to get to the headquarters, since the rest of the city's file was corrupted, and if they tried to get it into their (Their world, not ours, sadly :c ) normal world, and not in the game, it would cause a lot of unspeakable trouble, like I don't know, getting Dr. Tan out of the time… thingy… What was it called in English again? Ah well, fuck it.
Megumi wanted to bang Mo-I MEAN… her head on the table out of frustration.
"Okay, what could possibly… um. Turn her on or whatever?" Aubrey wondered. Masaru raised his gaze from the computer.
"Apparently, bisexual guys, especially with a lot of eyeliner, red contact lenses, sometimes black lipstick, and My Chemical Romance or Good Charlotte T-shirt. I suggest Glitch and Akira wearing that stuff, and supposedly taking her to a concert of one of the bands she likes, but in reality taking her here, in order to delete her from this fandom."
"Why do I have to do it with Akira?" Glitch asked in an annoyed tone.
"Easy. Bisexual guys. Also, we need you because Aubrey, Emilia, and Megumi are girls, would be too hard to convince Ebony that they are guys, If I took Mo, I would end up locked in a small cage, knowing Megumi, Angel wouldn't be convincing enough, and if I took Bodie, well, you know Emilia. You should know what she could do to me. And Akira is easy to manipulate, so…"
"Why won't you do it with her, then?"
"My plan; my rules. Megumi, buy some red contact lenses, take your eyeliner here, and buy some t-shirts with My Chemical Romance or steal Akira's black t-shirts. Also, take two pairs of her pants too."
"Got it!" Megumi stormed out of the building.
"I GIVE UP!" Emilia exclaimed, nearly ripping her hair off. "IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR AKIRA TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE!" Bodie went to her, and began to calm her down. (By making ou-I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, I SWEAR.)
"I have everything!" Megumi threw all the things Masaru asked for on his lap. Masaru stood up, walked to Glitch, gave him a pair of pants and a shirt, walked to Akira, threw another pair of pants and a T-shirt in Akira's face, while saying: "Change." When they changed, Masaru told Megumi to make Glitch and Akira more into Ebony's liking. Megumi straightened Glitch's hair. Of course, Akira being Akira, laughed at Glitch's new obtained bangs that Megumi brushed slightly on one side.
Akira laughed even more when Megumi applied eyeliner on his eyes. Glitch growled.
"Don't laugh, you're next." Emilia said.
"Fuck." Akira muttered. Megumi pinned one half of Akira's bangs to the back. Of course, it was hard, considering the fact that Akira was trying to get away and muttering how gay it was. Megumi placed the contact lenses inside of Akira's eyes, and then applied the eyeliner.
"I look gay." Akira complained. "And Glitch looks even worse. Like a typical Korean pop star with eyeliner."
"Shut up."
"Now, let's go get Ebony!"
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Ebony was sitting, drinking something red (Probably kool-aid. Not sure.) and scaring little children.
"You go first, you look like Draco."
"No way, um… Hyunseung, you go first!" Glitch glared at Akira. "Fine, but remember that if I get any problems; you have to help me, not go and laugh your ass off." She groaned, and reached Ebony.
"Hey, Ebony." Akira said, trying to sound at least a little interested in Ebony. Ebony looked at Akira.
And ignored her.
Akira looked at Glitch, who was laughing his ass off. She motioned him to come to her.
"Ebony." Glitch said.
"Who's dat?" Ebony asked.
"It's my ex-boyfriend. Ebony, please come with me." Glitch said, not really knowing what he was even doing.
"No, don't trust him. He's just a fucking prep. Come with me, and um… cure… my broken heart! Yeah." You can see already that she was doing worse than Glitch.
"I'm a prep? You're a prep!"
"Boyz! Don't fight becuz of me!"
"Ebony, come with us, and choose." Glitch said.
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"Where R we? Dis looks realy preppy." Ebony said, eyeing the room. Glitch went to control panel, and Akira threw Ebony in front of a screen. The player, _ , began to dance to some pop song, hitting flawless every time. Ebony looked confused, and at the end of the song, her head began to swell, and it just popped like a balloon.
The group sighed in relief.
"So, who's going to clean up the remains of Ebony from…" Glitch began.
"… The floor…" Before he was done, everyone was gone.
"GODDAMNIT!"
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"So, that's how you make first four moves in the song." Emilia was teaching Akira how to dance.
"I have a question." Akira raised her hand.
"Hm?"
"I don't get it."
"THAT'S NOT EVEN A QUESTION!" Emilia hit Akira on the back of her head.
The rest of the group was happily chatting with _.
"Why does it matter anyway? I'm programmed to the game, thus, I can dance."
"Our game doesn't work that way. We dance on our own. Only the unplayable backup dancers are not really doing anything." Emilia said.
"I'm fucked, aren't I?"
"Yup."
"Damn. GLITCH, REMOVE ME FROM THE GAME!"
"I CAN'T, EVEN IF I WANT TO! BESIDES, I'M STILL SCRAPPING EBONY OFF OF THE FLOOR! JESUS! EVEN HER BLOOD IS BLACK! GO TO HELL, AKIRA!"
"LOVE YOU TOO!"
"Hey, let's celebrate!" Megumi said. "Sorry, _. You can't go." Megumi nervously smiled to the player.
"What do you have in mind?"
"I dunno. We'll find out later, let's buy ice cream for now!"
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"Don't you think that defeating Ebony was way too easy?" Masaru asked, finishing his vanilla ice cream.
"YOU JINXED IT!" Akira exclaimed.
"I didn't jinx it, I'm just saying."
"Hey, where's Megumi?"
"I'm here!"
"Megumi… ?"
"Hm?"
"Is that alcohol?"
"Maaybee."
"I'm against it."
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"Megumi, okay, I get it, you want to get drunk with us, and not in public, but having Akira duct-taped to the wall just because she was against it?" Mo pointed out, while Masaru tried to take his sister off the wall.
"I agree. What did the poor wall do to you?" Glitch said. Thank god Akira's mouth was duct-taped too.
"Akira is annoyingly protective." Megumi muttered.
"OW! MASARU, SAY WHEN YOU WANT TO RIP OFF THE DUCT TAPE OFF MY SKIN!" Akira, now free, rubbed her face. "Okay, fine, I'll let you drink. But here are the rules. Don't try to rape anyone. That is all."
"Okay. Glitch, Masaru, foolish little sister, you want to drink too?"
"We're underage-"
"Sure!" Glitch exclaimed.
"I'm staying sober."
"You're boring. So, what do we have here…"
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Aubrey woke up, halfway undressed, sleeping beside Angel. She slid her underwear and shorts on, and decided to find the others.
Emilia was sleeping on the couch, Bodie was sleeping on the floor, hugged to a lamp, Mo slept on the floor with his legs on the table, and Megumi was sleeping on the counter, hugged to a toaster and holding a sleeping Masaru by wrist.
"WAKE UP, YOU LAZY PEOPLE!"
"SHUT UP, AUBREY!" Emilia exclaimed. "I HAVE A HUGE HANGOVER, AND IF YOU WON'T SHUT UP, I'll RIP YOUR HAIR OFF! You know what, I can't fall asleep. What… Happened here? AKIRA!"
"Yeah?" She walked out of the bathroom with Glitch not too far behind.
"Explain what happened!"
Flashback.
"No, you can't change your name to Jack Daniel's." Akira groaned.
"Why not?~" Emilia slurred.
"Because. Megumi, the toaster and water aren't friends! Put the toaster on the counter!"
"ARE YOU *hiccup* INSULTING MY INVINCIBLE MOUSTACHE?!" Megumi slurred.
"Wha-"
"IT HAS FEELINGS TOO! I EVEN GAVE HIM A NAME! JULIAN ALFRED PANKRATZ WISCOUNT THE MOTHERFUCKING LETTENHOVE! CALL HIM DANDELION."
"Stop shouting. Masaru, take care of her!" Akira ran away.
"Angel, if you want to screw Aubrey, then do it in Masaru's room, not on the middle of the living room! DON'T FORGET ABOUT PROTECTION!" Akira pushed them into the bedroom.
"Bodie-! Ah fuck it, he's sleeping. MO, YOU CAN'T BE A BALLERINA, GET DOWN FROM THE TABLE!"
"I WILL DO WHATEVER I WANT TO DO!" Mo fell from the table, and after a few seconds, he fell asleep.
"Emilia, don't draw a moustache on Bodie's face!"
"Fine!"
"PENISES AREN'T ALLOWED TOO. Give me that marker!" Emilia began to run away. Akira caught Emilia and placed her on the sofa.
"Sleep now."
"I don't want to-!" Then, she threw up on Akira, and fell asleep. Akira decided to take a bath before it would dry. After she washed herself, she began to think.
'Didn't I forget about anything?' She thought as she slid on some clean pants. 'Ah right, the water in the bathtub.' She got rid of the water. She began to check the shelves. 'Ah, shit. I'm out of bandages. Fuck it.' She slid her shirt on. 'I still think that I forgot about something. Pft, as usual.'
Then, the door opened. Well, more like: Somebody kicked the door open.
"Ah, I forgot about you." Akira said to Glitch.
"I brought sumthin' for you!" Glitch gave Akira a bottle.
"What am I supposed to do with an empty bottle of vodka?"
"I shwear to god that it was full a second ago."
"Get out."
"No, Megumi slapped Masharu for insulting her moushtache." Glitch slurred. "And besides, I just wanted to tell you that I LOVE VODKA!" He exclaimed and lost consciousness. Akira caught him before he hit the sink.
"Damn, he's heavy." Akira groaned, and placed him on the floor, resting his back on the wall, but he kept sliding off of it. Akira blew a wet strand of hair from her face, and sat down beside Glitch, placing his head on her lap. She rested her head on the wall, and fell asleep.
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"… That's all. Oh, and we don't have anything to eat. Let's go and buy some."
"No, I have a massive hangover, and the light is too loud." Emilia groaned.
"Either we go, or I'll bite your legs off."
"Fine."
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"All we bought is candy. When are you going to buy some food?" Glitch said.
"It IS technically food. Hey, look at that group of people." Akira said.
"Why?" Aubrey asked.
"They look like genderbended version of us." Masaru said.
"So, another bunch of Mary Sues?" Mo asked.
"Yup."
"IT'S BECAUSE YOU JINXED IT! IT'S YOUR FAULT!" Then, the group approached them.
"Oh look, a cheap rip-off of us. I'm Aoi." One of them said.
"Oh, so you are supposedly the genderbended version of me? Shouldn't you wear guy stuff? Cross-dressing freak." Akira said.
"Well-It's my brother's fault!" And I could describe their verbal battle for days, but well, I'm lazy.
"Mamoru. I'll be your grim-reaper." Another guy smiled sweetly to Megumi, who used the closest person as a shield.
A blonde woman was making trails on the back of Bodie's neck. Emilia wanted to wring her neck, but it was kind of impossible (IMPOSSIBRU, I TELL YOU!) to do it, since she became Megumi's shield.
"I'm Bodil." She purred. Bodie was pale, and stiff.
"Emil. Hope you already called an ambulance." He said to Emilia.
"I'm Aubreon." A redhead placed his hand on Aubrey's waist. Angel went to punch him in the face, but a woman stopped him.
"Angela. Remember that name." She winked to him.
Masaru and his counterpart were just staring at eachother.
"Masako."
"Masaru."
"Hn."
"Hn."
And that's pretty much how their conversation went.
"I'm Pitch. I want you to disappear, you annoying clone."
"Shut up, you're the clone here."
"Mimi. You have to leave. Sorry, but we had too much Mary Sues for at least a month."
"We're not Mary Sues. You are." Glitch said.
"Pretty sure that you are." Pitch said.
"I get it. Our worlds are combined due to the sudden Mary Sue incident. It wouldn't be like that if they were from the Dance Central universe." Masako and Masaru said in unison.
"Hey look! I AM TOUCHING MYSELF!" Akira exclaimed, while pulling Aoi's cheeks.
"It hurtsh." Aoi said.
"Soooo cuuute~" Akira laughed. "It's hard to believe that you actually have a dick."
"AKIRA! Stop hitting on yourself, and help find out what are we going to do!" Megumi exclaimed.
"Need internet for that."
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"Anybody got anything?" Akira asked. Everybody shook their heads. Everyone from the original game was sitting with their counterparts.
"I got something." Masako said. "This situation could mean that we have a Mary Sue stronger than even Ebony, and her male counterpart, Gary Stu, Obsidian. Plus, it's a Dance Central universe Mary Sue, so it's obviously strongest in this universe. Or it could mean that we didn't defeat her or him the correct way. If its number one, we should find a way of defeating her or it, and if it's number two, we'll just wait a few weeks, and this world will split and making the way it was before."
"So, it's either wait or defeat the Mary Sue?" _ said, suddenly appearing on the player screen.
"HOLY FUCK; DON'T DO THAT!" Akira and Aoi exclaimed in unison.
"Oi, Aoi, you wear panties too?" Akira asked. Aoi straightened his skirt with one hand, and punching Akira in the stomach with another.
"Pervert." He muttered.
"I'm not a pervert! YOU'RE A PERVERT!"
"I SAID THAT IT'S MAMORU'S FAULT!"
"LOLITA!"
"CROSS-DRESSER!"
"YOU'RE WORSE!"
"JUST SHUT UP, YOU TWO!" Everybody else exclaimed.
"Aoi, wear Akira's clothes, Akira, wear Aoi's clothes. All of it. AND IF I HEAR THAT YOU'RE HAVING A FIGHT, YOU'LL END UP NAKED!" Megumi and Mamoru exclaimed. Akira and Aoi went outside of the room.
"Okay, so how are we going to find out if there are Mary Sues, or Gary Stues?" Bodie asked.
"We have to wait until they show up." Masaru said.
"Akira! Aoi! Get your asses here!" Mamoru exclaimed. So they did. Aoi looked like Akira with longer hair and more feminine face, and Akira looked like a gothic Lolita cross-dresser due to her "manly" features. All she was missing was a square shaped face, leg hair and arm hair. Megumi and Emilia laughed a little, Aubrey just chuckled, Masaru tried hard not to laugh, and Glitch was laughing his ass off.
"DON'T FORGET THAT I HAVE SHOES THAT CAN BE USED AS A WEAPON!"
"Be happy. You at least look like a woman."
"MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE THAT!"
"Shut up before we end up naked." Akira huffed and pouted.
"Megumi, Akira just pouted. Get Akira out of that costume, it's making her girlish." Glitch said.
"Shut up before I set up a date for my foot and your ass." Just then, the door opened, pushing Akira and Aoi to the wall and hitting their faces.
"I'm Amethyst Ruby Abilasha von Vah'lentine. I am Glitch's true love." Amethyst flipped her ruby hair and looked at Glitch with her amethyst eyes. I'm serious at that point. It's supposedly real too. The male part of the group chuckled.
"You're fucked~" Pitch elbowed Glitch. Akira and Aoi fell flat on their faces, due to the door closing.
"And I'm Garnet Topaz Tanzanite von Spii'rit. I'm Pitch's fiancé!" Garnet ran a hand in his violet hair, and looked at Pitch with his bright yellow eyes.
"You're fucked too." Glitch smirked. Then, Akira and Aoi picked themselves from the floor.
"You incubus! You won't pull me away from my true love!" Amethyst shouted in Aoi's face.
"Go away, you succubus!" Garnet tried to push Akira through the door.
"There you have your Mary Sue and Gary Stu." _ said.
"Succubus?" Akira questioned. (Garnet is actually referring to the fact that succubi were ugly women who came to men in the night. The myth that they are beautiful women came up not that long time ago. Thus, Garnet is saying that Akira is an ugly woman who's trying to be seductive.)
"Incubus?" Aoi questioned.
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"So, my name is Amethyst because of my eyes and Ruby because of my beautiful, long hair."
"I… Won't even comment that." Glitch said.
"I was beaten and raped by my abusive stepfather when I was 5, I ran away when I was 9. When some guys were about to rape me in the dead end that no one was ever walking by, Glitch rescued me."
"That's actually a shortest description of Mary Sue I ever-" Akira began.
"Then, Glitch began to teach me how to dance, which I mastered in 0, 5 seconds."
"-Never mind that."
"Shut up, bitch! Then, Jaryn and Kerith made me a sex slave, but I managed to escape. And then, when Dr. Tan wanted to take D-coy with himself, I tried to stop him, but his robots trapped me and left me almost dead, but since I had superpowers, I escaped, and I'm here! Also, my breast size is 90J, my waist is 23 inches. I'm a half demon, half elf, and half angel."
"How is that even possible?" Aoi questioned.
"My turn. So-" Garnet began.
"No need." Aoi said. "Now get out."
"Are you trying to seduce me?" Amethyst asked.
"Wha-No!"
"OHMYGAWD, YOU ARE! AND THE SUCCUBUS IS TOTALLY SEDUCING GARNET!"
"Can't we just kill it before it lays eggs?" Emilia groaned.
"OHMYGAWD, NEXT BITCH WHO'S SEDUCTING GARNET!"
"I have a boyfriend, thankyouverymuch."
Garnet leaned in to kiss Pitch, but Aoi punched him. In order to never begin the teasing, he punched Amethyst right after he punched Garnet.
"You two are annoying." He said. He was sure that he punched them hard enough for them to pass out, but they stood up, and got out of the room, muttering some insults.
"OOOOOOH! AOI ISH INTERESHTED IN PIIIIIIITCH!" Akira teased him.
"Shut up." Aoi punched Akira in the stomach.
"We have to defeat the Mary Sues before my inner organs become liquid." She groaned and coughed.
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Whoa, over 3 000 words on the chapter only. I'm crazy XD
But hey, that's why you love me, right? ^3^
Well, maybe not all of you love me, but TheDreamingArtist loves me, and that's enough for me :3
Amethyst Ruby Abilasha von Vah'lentine is a Mary Sue I made up a week ago.
Garnet Topaz Tanzanite von Spii'rit is a Gary Stu I made up today.
Bodil- Is a Scandinavian name, I believe, and it's pronounced Boodil or Budil. Found on teh internetz.
Aoi-I wasn't really creative, I just took a random Japanese name with A on the beginning. Kind of the same with Mamoru and Masako.
Aubreon-Found in the internet. Reminds me of Umbreon, lol.
Emil-My parents friend that lives with us is called Emil.
Mimi-I don't know why I gave her that name, but hey, it fits. Kind of.
Angela-Added an A on the end of Angel.
Pitch-I spent 20 minutes on finding out how Glitch's female version could be called. Not kidding.
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