We got cookies (and caramels) to sell. I feel like a girl scout :I But the "Morfars kjekssjokolade" are awesome.
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"Okay, Akira, we have a problem. If you keep up with that attitude, you won't ever learn how to dance, and that would be a problem for us, because if we keep your character locked without a way to unlock it, the players could give negative reviews, AND THAT'S REALLY BAD." Emilia placed a hand on Akira's shoulder.
"-Sorry, I wasn't listening to you, as you can see, I eat a sandwich now." Akira waved the sandwich a little. Then, she leaned in order to bite it. Emilia slapped Akira's hands, causing her to drop the sandwich. Akira made a face like a little kid's when you take their toy away.
"… Requiescat in pace…" She whispered, patting the destroyed bread.
"No food, until you learn how to dance!"
"Not even a little piece of ham… ?"
"No food, means no food! And the only thing you can drink is water! Now, repeat the steps I showed you before you began to eat your sandwich."
"What steps?"
"AGH!"
"We have to get a plan to delete all those Mary Sues. Quick." Masaru said.
"All? There are only two." Glitch asked.
"You and your tiny brain…" Masaru sighed.
"HEY!"
"Those genderbended versions are technically half-Mary Sues. They don't really have an author, and they show when the original world is um… Glitched."
"So Amethyst and Garnet have an author?"
"Yeah, she or he is called KonaKona-chan. But it's probably a she. And from what I saw, those are just jokes. But that half-brained author didn't think that it may cause problems here."
"So, another few hours of thinking?"
"Yup." Masaru said and began to type something on the computer.
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Akira looked like a sweaty zombie, and Emilia gave up at everything. They were sitting with the rest. (Well, Akira just was sitting on the chair like a doll. Looking like a zombie.)
"Emilia, let Akira eat something." Megumi said, with pleading eyes.
"Fine. Akira, here's a sandwich." Emilia stuck a sandwich in Akira's face. Akira immediately ate whole sandwich, and began to look like her normal self. Well, she still was sweaty though.
"My god." Masaru said.
"Did you find anything?!" Glitch exclaimed in an excited voice.
"No. But apparently A. C. I. D was welcomed quite warmly."
"Whoa, calm down, Masaru. You're close to squealing." Glitch joked.
"There are a lot of theories about us, like how our faces look like. I found 16 MexReader fanfictions, 12 MegumixReader fanfictions, 17 AkiraxReader fanfictions, 12 MegumixMo fanfictions, 4 MexEmilia fanfictions, 6 MexAkira fanfictions, ew. The hell." Masaru paused. "Of course, Akira is a guy in all of them, which makes it more uncomfortable. Continuing, 3 MegumixOC fanfictions, 54 Akira-bashing fanfictions, 1 me-bashing fanfiction, 5 Megumi-bashing fanfictions, and… Uh. Nevermind."
"Why? Say it." Glitch said.
"19 AkiraxYou yaoi fanfictions." Glitch paled and shuddered. Akira didn't hear it because, being hungry, was nagging Emilia to make her another sandwich.
"If you want a sandwich, then make it yourself!"
"But you make the most delicious ones~" Emilia groaned, and kicked Akira out of her seat.
"Have you figured something out?"
"Nope." Masaru said.
"I did. We could throw Mary Sues into some other world. Or no, never mind that. It's stupid." Glitch said.
"No, that's actually a good idea. But where should we send them?"
"I suggest "A song of Ice and Fire" world." Akira raised her hand. Everybody raised their eyebrows.
"… Game of Thrones. "
"We know that. Why?"
"That world lost a lot of characters. Hell, I think that the last book is going to be just a description of snowy landscapes, and dead bodies. And maybe Hodor saying: "Hodor" in his all hodor-y glory."
"So, we have a plan. Now for bringing in into real life."
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"Are you sure that it's a perfect place for a romantic date?" Amethyst asked Glitch. Garnet looked at Pitch, as if he wanted to ask the same thing.
"Yeah, yeah. Just walk in there, and wait 5 seconds." Amethyst and Garnet walked into the portal, and waited 5 second, as Glitch told them to. They disappeared. Before the half-Mary Sues disappeared, they glitched. Then, the world began to glitch, and soon enough, the group stood before a giant bluescreen.
"Fuck. We're DOOOOOMED!"
"Akira, stop panicking. It will settle soon." Glitch said.
"LIES!"
"Can somebody shut her up before I punch her?" The world changed.
"… Why is there a health bar above us?" Aubrey asked. Glitch looked around.
"We're in Tekken."
"Does that mean I can do a hadouken?" Akira asked.
"No."
"Damn. Wait, are we fighting now? Masaru, do something!"
"How? It's random. But it seems that it's settling." The place changed.
"RUN!" Akira screamed.
"Why?" Angel asked.
"IT'S THE FINAL MISSION OF "THE WITCHER"!"
"I still don't know what's going on."
"THE STRIGA! RUN FROM HER, DAMNIT!" The place changed again.
"It seems like it takes less time to settle now. Where are we?" Glitch said.
"Seems like Florence." Bodie said.
"Not just only Florence. It's Assassin's Creed 2." Masaru said.
"How do you know that?"
"Well, I played a lot, and there's Ezio with his brother." Masaru pointed to his left. "Where's Akira?"
"We can go now." Akira said.
"Akira." Glitch rubbed the bridge of his nose.
"Yeah?"
"Put Ezio down."
"Fine." Akira placed a confused Ezio on his feet.
"It's settling again." Emilia said, when the world began to change.
"Look, now it's closer. Our world, around eleven years ago." Akira said. "But where exactly are we?"
"My backyard." Glitch said.
"Give it back!"
"That is definitely a six year old me." Glitch said.
"Kira! Give it back! Marshall, do something!" Younger Glitch exclaimed.
"I've got a really bad feeling about this." Glitch said.
"IT'S AKIRA AND MASARU; YOU DIPSHIT!"
"Yup, I was right."
"So your vocabulary was always like that." Aubrey said.
Little Akira stopped before them.
"HA! I GOT YOU NOW! NOW GIVE BACK MY PAINT!"
"NO, YOU IDIOT, YOU'RE GOING TO PAINT YOUR HAIR WITH IT! LIKE THIS GUY! Who the fuck are you anyway?"
"AKIRA'S MOM! SHE USES BAD WORDS AGAIN!"
"THAT'S WHY NO GIRL WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU ANYMORE!"
"WHO SAID I WANTED TO?!"
"SHUT UP! Jesus. Dumb kids. They cause me a headache." Masaru growled.
"Hey, you! Are you a dancer?" Younger Glitch asked his older self.
"Being a dancer is ultra-dumb. Guitarists are more awesome." Younger Akira said.
"You say that because you can't dance."
"I can't do it, because it's dumb."
"Trust me; you'll NEED the ability to dance." Emilia said.
"Shut up, granny!"
"I never thought that I will say it, but your younger self is more annoying than your older self." Emilia rubbed the bridge of her nose.
"You're awesome!" Younger Glitch said to his older self. "I will be like you, someday."
"More than you know, kid." Glitch murmured.
"No, this guy is more awesome!" Younger Akira said about her older self. "He has to get a lot of love letters!"
"I just want it to finally settle!" Glitch exclaimed. "Huh, it worked."
"We're finally back. Good, I'll be in the fridge, I'll be back in about an hour."
"You're not going anywhere. Training."
"But-! My food~!"
"No buts. Training."
"FUC-"
"And stop swearing. It's like you're addicted to it."
"Fuck you." Emilia's eye twitched. She sprayed some water in Akira's face.
"That'll be your punishment. I'll treat you like an insubordinate dog."
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"I feel like I just swam in a swimming pool."
"Because you were a bad dog." Emilia shrugged.
"Uh oh."
"What is it, Glitch?"
"Somebody chose Akira."
"But she was supposed to be locked."
"I made requirements for unlocking her."
"Why?!"
"Well, I couldn't just leave her without a way of unlocking her! I mean; you could see her in the menu!"
"Idiot! Crash the game!"
"I can't!"
"What's the difficulty?"
"Hard."
"Okay, it's awful."
"It's also the song you were practicing."
"Akira, do your best, and remember to comment the player's dancing. NO SWEARING!"
"No! I can't! I SUCK AT IT!"
"Refusing isn't a choice. Go!"
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The player got 5 stars. Not just five stars. Five gold stars. Akira panicked, and the only thing what came in her mind was taking off the mask, and smirk. When she got back, Emilia commented her stupidity.
"Akira, look at this forum." Masaru said.
Topic author: BODIEluverOver9000
Did you see Akira's face? Like; he can compete with Bodie! I always had a thing for blondes ;P
Posted by: Glitch4evah
I personally hate Akira. What's that good about him anyway?
Posted by: ChimiCherryChanga
Well, he's a hottie. Sad thing is, there's no information about him TT . TT
Hey, who do you ship him with? I like AkiraxDare.
Posted by: CookieMonter666999
I ship Akitch/Glitchkira :D I found a name for them ^^
Posted by: BODIEluverOver9000
They're not gay :I
I ship AkiraxMegumi. (and Lil'txGlitch ;D)
Posted by: CookieMonster666999
Aren't they siblings, though? They look kinda similar :I
Posted by: PinkPrincess90
Maybe Akira is a girl! :O
Posted by: CookieMonster666999
LOL! I've never seen a dumber theory XD
"I've got more fangirls?"
"No, idiot. More theories troubling Harmonix." Masaru whacked Akira on the head.
"Blah, blah, blah."
"Stop ignoring problems, damnit. Now, let's learn the choreography for the rest of the songs."
"I hate you."
"I don't caaaaare~"
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We covered The Fox yesterday on the music lesson. Everybody who wasn't playing on any instrument had to sing the chorus with the leading singer -.- I sounded like a man. Not that anybody noticed. Good :T
My little sister's lullaby is not Whiskey in the jar by Metallica now, but Piłem z diabłem Bruderszaft by Mech. I just love her /)^3^(\