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The last chapter wasn't viewed so much as previous ones. My precious followers check if your email provider throws the fanfiction e-mails into the SPAM folder. That happened to me.
(For those who saw previous chapter before 04. 10. 2013)
Previous chapter was weirder than the rest already is, because Microsoft Word went crazy. Revised and corrected.
Oh, and how's my English? I hope that it's not very noticeable that English is not my first language. Well, aside from the notes C:
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"Glitch, it's about time you got a girlfriend." Angel patted Glitch's shoulder.
"What about Megumi, Mo and, hell, even Akira?"
"Mo and Megumi got together two days ago, and Akira is asexual."
"So now, let's go for a chicka hunt!"
"… No." Glitch said.
"Angel, face it." Akira sighed.
"Face what?"
"The only way Glitch can get a girlfriend is a rag with chloroform."
"SHOULDN'T YOU BE DOING SOMETHING?!"
"Emilia is on a um… "date", the two M's are on a date, Aubrey is celebrating her cousin's birthday, and forget that Masaru will help me with anything. I'll tag along."
"Who said that you can?"
"I did. LET'S GO!"
You are probably wondering why I quoted "date", right? Well…
An hour ago…
Akira opened the door of Emilia's bedroom. You can probably figure out what Bodie and Emilia were doing, right? Yeah, burning some chocolates. Thank god for the covers, or Akira's eyes wouldn't be virgin anymore.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Emilia was mad, as you can see.
"I AM COCK BLOCULA! Nah, not really. I wanted to ask if I can finally eat."
"YES YOU CAN! GET OUT!"
"Yes ma'am!"
Now back to the present time.
"How about that one?" Angel pointed at a blonde.
"Wide shoulders." Glitch said.
"That one?" Akira pointed at a brunette.
"More makeup than a clown has in a makeup box."
"And…"
"Fake tan."
"Okay, we're out of women desperate enough to date you." Akira groaned.
"Or not. Look. Petite, almost no makeup, no fake tan. Should be perfect." Angel said.
"Here's my number." She winked, and tried to give it to Angel.
"I have a girlfriend…" Angel said. The girl looked at Akira.
"I'm gay. But look at him. He's single and straight." Akira stood up, pulled Angel from his seat, and placed the girl on a chair beside Glitch. Akira pulled Angel into a table far from where Glitch was sitting, but close enough to observe. Akira crossed her fingers in hope that it'll work. And it did. The girl and Glitch were happily chatting. Akira sighed in relief.
"You sure that it's okay?"
"Huh?"
"Well, you look at him like you usually look at nutella. Something's definitely up. And it was like that even before the Mary Sue attack. Chicka, you won't fool me."
"I'm not even trying to fool you. He's an asshole." Akira sighed, and rested her chin on the table. "But I really like him. And keep that information for yourself. I will find out if you told anyone." Akira raised her head from the table, and stood up. "I'm going. Oh, and Aubrey should be back in about an hour. Be prepared for anything." And she walked away.
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Akira was after Emilia's training. A really rough training. Remember kids; never interrupt someone who's burning chocolate. So, Akira was panting heavily and drinking a lot of water, Aubrey was in Angel's arms, telling him how awful the party was, Bodie was telling Emilia not to go so rough on people, Megumi and Mo acted like a pair of teenagers, Masaru was talking on the phone with his girlfriend, and Glitch just got back with his new girlfriend.
"Guys, this is my new girlfriend, Sarah."
"-Jessica Parker?" Akira said.
"Not funny."
"I have to go, sorry." Sarah checked her watch. She got out shortly after.
"Bravo, you got yourself a girlfriend." Emilia congratulated Glitch.
"This calls for a drinking party!" Megumi said.
"No. You almost made out with that toaster the last time, remember?" Akira said, drinking the lasts of water from her bottle.
"Besides, we don't know if it's going to last long. You know how Glitch can be an asshole. Only someone with Akira's personality could last with him quite long." Emilia said.
"Please, even if it was true, do you really think that I could be in a relationship like that? I don't like her in a romantic way, hell, I barely can stand her, plus I would be the woman in the relationship. It would hurt my man pride." Glitch said.
"Damn, I'm out of water. I'll grab some more." Akira stood up and got to the kitchen. She grabbed a bottle of water from the fridge. She sighed.
"No Akira, act like a man. Be more realistic. Maybe it's time to start cheering for the other team." She mumbled to herself. Well, more like to the fridge.
"Why?" the "fridge" said.
"Well, because of my looks, and because of my hopeless attraction to Glitch. Wait." Akira turned around. "Emilia, I swear to god, if you tell anyone about my confession to the fridge-"
"-Don't worry." Akira sighed in relief. "But that doesn't mean that I won't tell anyone if you won't obey me." Emilia grinned.
"Fu-"
"Swearing is still not allowed. Now, let's get back to the practice."
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"Emilia? Why is Akira massaging your feet?" Masaru raised his gaze from the book he just finished reading.
"You don't want to know." Akira groaned.
"Hey, do you think that Romeo & Juliet is romantic?" Glitch asked.
"Why are you asking?" Megumi asked.
"Sarah told me to read it."
"You HAVEN'T read it? It's so romantic~" Megumi sighed.
"Yeah, a 3 day romance between a 17 year old guy and a 13 year old girl, which in Europe is extremely close to pedophilia, resulting death of 6 people is REALLY romantic." Akira said. Emilia kicked Akira in the face. Akira rubbed her nose.
"Okay, I'll shut up." She said and began massage Emilia's feet again. "When can I stop with being your servant?"
"If you say you-know-what to Glitch."
"So never?"
"Yup."
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OH NOES, AKIRA LIKES GLITCH!
But I probably won't get them together. I want to do that, but at the same time, I don't. So there are 49 percent chance that I will get them together, and 51 percent that I won't. But I'll probably do some random thinking, and find out that my first choice sucked -.-
I'm not asking you to vote, I'll just think that out myself.