PLEASE, JUST ASK STUFF THE BAKA TSUYOI TRIO! I BEG YOU!

The link is in my profile, and I allowed anonymous questions.

PLEASE ASK THEM STUFF; IT'LL HELP ME A LOT! You don't even have the idea how much it'll help me.

Sorry, it was too rude, wasn't it?

Oh, SrslyWTFdudez xD the toaster didn't really talk. Megumi was just too drunk.

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After the proposal, everybody congratulated the pair. Angel congratulated them in few words, Aubrey congratulated them in her own way, Akira praised Bodie's courage, Megumi couldn't stop squealing, Glitch joked about Emilia's hair, Mo congratulated the pair, and tried to make Megumi stop squealing, and Masaru gave them a nod.

"Gotta go, another date!" Glitch said, and got out.

"So, you still didn't confess? Not even a little bit?" Aubrey whispered to Akira.

"You told them that I like Glitch." Akira said to Emilia. Emilia shook her head.

"I told only Aubrey. You told the rest about it." Akira facepalmed.

"Aren't you with that guy, um, whatshisface?" Emilia asked.

"We broke up. Not a big deal, we got bored after a few months. Oh, and I tried to confess two days ago, but I failed. It went like,"

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"Glitch, I need to tell you something." Akira tugged on Glitch's sleeve. Glitch turned around.

"Hm? What is it? I have to meet up with L… Uh, my girlfriend." Their faces were really close. Akira felt a nosebleed coming.

"I… Need chicken breast for dinner for tomorrow. Megumi demanded them." Akira laughed.

"Uh… No problem. I'll give it to you when I get back."

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"You are hopeless." Aubrey rubbed the bridge of her nose.

"Did you notice that Glitch almost said Li'l T's name?" Masaru held his chin with his index finger and his thumb.

"Eeeh?!" Megumi gasped.

"But I can be wrong." Masaru shrugged.

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The next day, the group met up pretty early in the morning. Glitch didn't show up, and Aubrey was annoyed. She wanted to know what was exactly going on more than anyone.

"Akira, call him." Akira hesitated, but she dialed the number anyway. She held her phone to her ear. Her expression remained blank until he picked up.

"What is it? You woke me up, Akira." Glitch said with his morning voice.

"I-You-Aubrey…" She stuttered, and got a massive nosebleed. Aubrey looked at Akira in an "are-you-serious" way before facepalming. She took the phone, and told Glitch to join them.

After some time, Akira recovered, and Glitch got to them.

"Now, explain. You began to act weird recently, and Akira told us that you said 'L' which is not even close to Sarah's name. What's going on?" Aubrey glared at Glitch.

"Nothing!"

"… Angel, tie him up."

"It's not necessary!" Glitch exclaimed, and after a pause, he sighed. "I've been going out with Li'l T for a few weeks now. I didn't want Akira and Angel to be depressed that it didn't work out. She was just a giant weirdo. She is a fangirl of some guy from a manga… It's something with maids… The main female's name was Masaki I think… Well, whatever. She was weird."

"Kaichou wa maid sama, she was fangirl of Usui Takumi." Akira muttered.

"Yeah, that's what I meant."

"Akira, you read shojo manga?" Megumi asked.

"Shut up."

"Well, you must've had some other reason to bring us here, right?" Glitch asked.

"Ah, right. We have to buy Emilia's wedding dress, and the bridesmaids' dresses!"

"But… The date is not even settled…" Bodie said.

"It's better to take care of it earlier."

"But we could break up the engagement or Akira could get too fat for her dress…" Emilia said.

"Who said I'm going there as a bridesmaid? Who even said that I'm-"

"Shhh. The adults are talking now." Emilia said. Akira shot her a glare.

"Going." Akira finished.

"I said something, didn't I? Oh, and there's still a person that doesn't know about your secret."

"What secret?" Glitch asked.

"There's no use hiding it, right? She likes-"

"-Women. I'm lesbian." Akira panicked. Angel, Aubrey, Bodie, Emilia, Masaru, Megumi and Mo facepalmed at the same time, creating an "epic facepalm."

"Oh. Makes sense. I'll support you, then. Just don't steal Li'l T. Because I will kill you if you do that."

"Don't worry."

"Now, let's get the dresses."

"We told you that…"

"Don't argue with me."

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They were done a few hours later, after Aubrey finally found something looking appealing for her and Emilia. We mean here both bridesmaids' dresses, and the wedding dress. They also bought some suits for the men.

… And Akira.

They've decided that it's better that way.

Now was the time to get Emilia's father's blessing.

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"I do not approve of you two." Emilia's fathersaid.

"Dad."

"Hm?"

"That's Akira."

"And to make matter's worse, he's Asian. You heard that Asians have small wieners?"

"Is that really your dad?" Aubrey muttered to Emilia.

"Yup."

"I'm only part-Japanese. The other part is Scandinavian. I don't really know where exactly from, but still. I'm mostly Scandinavian."

"Wrong blonde, dad."

"That one is Asian too."

"I MEANT BODIE!"

"But… He's your best friend. How did you get out of the friend-zone? It's like getting out of Azkaban. So… You're kind of… Sirius Black? But please, don't die because you fell behind a curtain. Ah, screw my theories, I approve of you."

"So, what's your name?" Emilia's sister asked Akira.

"… Uh… Boku wa nou speaku Engrish…?" Akira said with a broken Japanese/English (Engrish.)

"I heard you before."

"Fuck. Can we get back before I commit suicide?"

"But… I thought that you were lesbian." Glitch said.

"So you are a girl? Creep." Emilia's sister said, going back to her room.

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"Maybe in the summer?" Bodie asked.

"Too hot."

"Spring?"

"Better." Emilia spotted a butterfly inside the room. "I thought that it's too cold for butterflies. Guess I was wrong." Then, she looked to her right, and saw that Akira was pale and stiff.

"What is it?"

"Th-this thing." Akira said, pointing at the butterfly.

"… Are you serious? A butterfly?"

"Akira swallowed a butterfly once." Megumi explained.

"Akira, don't." Masaru stopped Akira's hand before she smashed the poor butterfly (And the table it was sitting on.), caught it, and released it outside.

"Now, back to the date of the wedding." Bodie said after a few seconds of silence. "I was thinking…"

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I have a problem. I can't find a suitable date for them, lol.